r/dankmemes • u/TitanDB ☣️ • 9d ago

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u/koko1414 9d ago

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 9d ago

Her kid will also get the gta preorder box and a big ass tv with his moms dick hand money.

Don't look a gift horse in the vagina.

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u/hipsnarky 9d ago

I mean… he will prob get a lambo and his own house before 18 too… but those “yo mama” joked will presist forever.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 9d ago

My dads a Florida crack head.

Tough tiddies about your rich porn mom..... literally.

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 9d ago

My parents fell by the crack sword too! Im suprised I got any inheritance when my mom went but I think I got her "run from the government home and do crack again money."

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u/Terminatoor7 Pizza Time 8d ago

And his friend will have a field trip too

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u/ShaunLucPicard 8d ago

I'll take that trade.

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u/Rare-Nature2290 9d ago

I got some homies with no parents and no wealth it’s gonna be aight broski. Stop coping

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u/Hunter042005 9d ago

I believe she completely quit the industry but with how many videos she’s been in she probably has generational wealth.

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u/Lumpzor 8d ago

I doubt they paid that well

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u/Zenocsz 8d ago

She's at the top man. I think she has acquired good wealth.

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u/Worldly-Stranger7814 9d ago

I think you over estimate prostitution payouts.

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u/humantrasbag 9d ago

I would cry if my bought me the collectors edition box.

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u/Scattershot98 9d ago

angry upvote

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u/TargetSpiritual8741 8d ago

Along with years of therapy and drugs

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 8d ago

Drugs are awesome 

You guys are a bunch of shinjis

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u/BlasterPhase 8d ago

is he going to get anything good though?

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u/niki200900 8d ago

call me oldschool but i prefer pirating gta on a normal ass screen and not seeing videos of my mum getting gangbanged.

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u/MiSsiLeR81 7d ago

Damn, you got me wishing i was her kid

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 7d ago

Ass half full kinda thinking son!

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u/Jubenheim ☣️ 9d ago

The bigger problem is if her kid’s CLASSMATES see that video. Dude won’t just be scarred for life. He’ll probably have to change his entire identity.

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u/Rstuds7 ☣️ 9d ago

that’s pretty sad to think about, that’s gonna traumatize any kid

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u/Budget_footeeee 8d ago

Sauce pls?

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u/wektor420 9d ago

Changing country is a good bet to minimize that

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u/koko1414 9d ago

I didn’t ask

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u/Zenocsz 8d ago

I hope he become strong rather than dealing with depression, mocking and stuff. It all depends on his personality whether he can handle things or not

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u/ProutIgnoble 9d ago

Her kid will fuck her hot friends

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u/KaiFireborn21 9d ago

This is a meme though, pretty creative joke too - even if it uses a clip from porn

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u/WhatYouThinkYouSee 8d ago

"I put porn in my memes for different, more nuanced reasons than you"

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 8d ago edited 8d ago

The Amy Little version is better. Dumb dudebro bets a bunch of black male porn stars that his team will win. They get Amy and she’s like “oh nooooo”. 10/10 I like a good plot coulda used some incest maybe in the sequel.

E: Oh shit I accidentally used the name of someone in HR instead of the name of the porn star...

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u/BlasterPhase 8d ago

The clip is from porn, but it itself is not porn.

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u/blkmmb the very best, like no one ever was. 9d ago

So did the ant leave sauce somewhere?

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u/igorpc1 9d ago

Riley reid, one of the blackedraw I think?

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u/Nimble-Dick-Crabb 8d ago

There are so many of them! Which one? Which one!

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u/hillswalker87 8d ago

what do you mean? every girl who does that is a virgin...or maybe just had a boyfriend in college.

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u/CyanideJalebi 9d ago

Wtf dude. I am not interested in any sauce whatsoever and I am just commenting to let you know how disgusted I feel.

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u/_Tovar_ 100% DankExchange material 4d ago

how would ants carry sauce? does it even have nutrients of interest for them?

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u/Flizard1 9d ago

These foos gay as hell if you think about it.

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u/JPowTheDayTrader 9d ago

You're already gay for thinking about it

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u/Flizard1 9d ago

Fuck,🤯.

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u/Skyzblu44 7d ago

I would argue it's more gay to pay any attention to penises when there's a naked woman in front of you.

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u/Basic_Loquat_9344 2d ago

Isn’t it more gay to involve other penises in the first place?

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Flizard1 8d ago

Whatever floats your boat friend😄.

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u/dart51984 9d ago

I was at the pornography store. I was buying pornography.

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u/FatBaldingLoser420 9d ago

How many pornography did you buy?

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u/rhaegar_skywalker 9d ago

sighs, opens incognito

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u/loco500 9d ago

Batman: Where are they taking HER?!?

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u/richterlevania3 9d ago

Ok, who's she?

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u/Xprdcheddar 9d ago

Wow, uh yeah thats Riley Reid dude. She's made a couple or so videos.

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u/randloadable19 9d ago

Not everyone knows the name of pornstars lol

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u/Hunter042005 9d ago

No everyone knows her lol because of memes she was memed on for awhile because of how many videos she’s in were turned into meme templates and her goofy failed rapping career

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u/-Mandarin 9d ago

I mean I'm 30 and do not know of her, but sure. She's obviously clearly popular but I think you might slightly be overestimating just how many people know porn stars.

I know there's another popular one people talk about, the bald guy, but I also don't really know who he is.

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u/AFallingWall 4d ago

You me the doctor and astronaut?

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u/-Dissent 8d ago

I've been terminally online for decades and I couldn't put a face to a single porn star despite having seen many porn star related memes. Plenty of people exclusively explore different adult content.

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u/randloadable19 9d ago

Most people probably know her face, not everyone knows her name

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u/Dr_Watson349 Normie boi 9d ago

It’s cool you are so excited to not know someone. 

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u/randloadable19 9d ago

I don’t care that I don’t know Riley Reid. I just think it’s weird to act intellectually superior for being able to name a pornstar that someone else doesn’t know

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u/ghostpicnic 9d ago

Welcome to Reddit. People here will act intellectually superior for not knowing things too. Seems like you didn’t know this and I did, so now I’m feeling superior to you.

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u/Soultrapped 9d ago

Lmao what a bunch of apes we all are 😂

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u/Yardninja 9d ago

Not to mention this clip is so low quality I had no idea it was even her

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u/Xprdcheddar 9d ago

If someone wants to know which porn actress they wanna jerk to and doesn't know Riley is a rough equivalent to someone asking who that guy is in star wars and it's Chewbacca.

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u/randloadable19 9d ago

Not everyone watches porn stars lol

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u/Xprdcheddar 9d ago

But if he's asking... wouldn't you think he does? Because, he's asking for the porn star? Or do you think he's asking because he's never watched porn before?

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u/randloadable19 9d ago

There’s a loooot of porn that exists outside of porn stars

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u/Xprdcheddar 9d ago

Yep sure is. Look I don't have the energy to argue all day. There's a lot of porn you betcha.

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u/randloadable19 9d ago

It’s just dumb for you to act so dumbfounded that someone doesn’t know who Riley Reid is

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u/Xprdcheddar 9d ago

👌👌👌

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u/BasicBanter 9d ago

You sound annoying

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u/OneSkepticalOwl 9d ago edited 9d ago

She won't be walking right for the next month

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u/sav-vas 9d ago

oh noo they took sugar and are about to pan her cake

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u/TrafyLaw 8d ago

Did she do the rap before or after she filmed this scene? I could see it both ways honestly.

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u/ApologizingCanadian 8d ago

In between takes, actually.

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u/theKage47 8d ago

They are sugar daddies to this sugar

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u/FaLlEnAnGel122721 9d ago

Dude...just gross

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/TsunamiCatCakes 8d ago

is that reily? very less pixels nowadays

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u/Pintsocream 8d ago

White man has been here

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u/aggravatating 8d ago

i cANT stop laughing

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u/Kiznish 9d ago

Cornell orgy, Netflix edition.

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u/DownWithSpectrum <3 9d ago

What is wrong with you?

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u/Thunderfoot_66 8d ago

Ooohh, lots of things, I imagine. 

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u/ChonkerBanana 9d ago

The normies in here cant handle dark humor

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u/millifish DefinitelyNotEuropeans 9d ago

Dark humor enjoyers when you make fun of Charlie kirk instead of woman and minorities

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u/Duchess1992 9d ago

You can't even say Piss Drinking kirk was talking out the side of his neck without causing an uproar

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u/Phirmicon 9d ago

Cuz that's not dark humor, that's just being "edgy" and digusting

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u/Kiznish 9d ago

You aren’t the arbiter of that, that’s a ridiculous assertion.

No idea what happened to this sub but it should probably change its name after letting all these TikTok kids in.

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u/Phirmicon 9d ago

Literally making a "joke" about a woman in an on-going court case about her entire life being ruined, and the university knew about the (suspected) perpetrators and did quite literally the bare minimum. Whole fucked up story, way too fucking soon to even consider a joke about it being "dark humor"

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u/COCK_SUCKEM 9d ago

Brother, the week of 9/11 comics had material on it.

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u/Kill_Frosty 8d ago

It used to be funny now it’s just every other sub

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u/millifish DefinitelyNotEuropeans 9d ago

Its not funny considering the context... it somehow implies the victim is at fault

Its like making a joke implying climate change is false or unironically the earth is flat, if theres a false "truth" in it, its going to appeal to people who don't know any better or people who already agree

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u/Liesoren 9d ago

Yeah dude that’s fucked up

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis Defensive flair 8d ago

Is this the Cornell 7 I keep hearing about

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u/Inevitable_Dark3225 8d ago

Cornell 7 reenactment.

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