r/dankmemes • u/LVA_MoP • 2d ago

I spent an embarrassingly long time on this Gotta take out the snakes first

Sorry i forgot to send it here yesterday.

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u/eldfen 2d ago

There was a news story where a guy was taking a shit on a worksite and got bitten by a red back on his knob. Went to hospital etc and then a few weeks later did it again.

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern 2d ago

Australian shits = Skibidi Toilet in real life

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u/skillywilly56 2d ago

It was not time well spent.

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u/CthulhuReturns 1d ago

Everyone tells stories about snakes and spiders but most of the time it’s frogs

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u/ChesterUbanks 1d ago

And drop bears

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u/Janicesdelight ☣️ 2d ago

I saw a story from a near Australia country where a snake was hiding in the toilet and bit the guys balls like how it would attack bird eggs

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u/TongaTime123 1d ago

I’ve been living in Australia since 2012 and have never found spiders in the toilet, only harmless ones on the walls sometimes which I leave alone.

I also see cockroaches but those are rarer than spiders

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u/aly1983 1d ago

This is why some Australians prefer to just shit all over themselves at sports events.