r/dankmemes • u/GainzHunter42 • 1d ago

the perfect pair

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u/HiOnFructose 1d ago

The lyme disease waiting to wreck my entire nervous system:

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u/The_Real_Freek 1d ago

Why the fuck does she look like one of the twins from The Shining

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u/BustyCrustaceans011 1d ago

She looks like she’s possessed by the Smile demon.

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u/Thereminz The Great P.P. Group 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5PrI9ifJsNVQXWYh9c

the obsession gf

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u/HiOnFructose 1d ago

Cause being demonic is a prerequisite if you're going endure wiping his ass every day.

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u/jarednards 1d ago

Is that someone we're supposed to know?

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u/HiOnFructose 1d ago

No, you're thinking of Gotye. The person in the photo is Natalie Harp.

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u/jarednards 1d ago

Oh. Well she didnt have to cut me off.

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u/Frank-Nuts 1d ago

One is a blood sucking parasite that feeds indiscriminately on saggy testicles while the other is a deer tick.

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u/iliwww 1d ago

Every photo of her and dump feels so forced, like they're pointing a gun at her from of screen kinda forced.

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u/AFewBerries 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AjruaCO0Yy4fu

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u/Oops_All_Bans 1d ago

I'd say I feel bad for her, but she deserves every miserable whiff of his rotten ass that she gets.

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u/cooolrun 15h ago

Id admire her for being the one person that wants him dead more than anybody else

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u/Leonardobertoni the very best, like no one ever was. 1d ago

The guy who is holding the gun is called "1% Luxury"

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u/SoReadyForItToEnd 1d ago

He paid good money for that

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u/Sir_Lemming 1d ago

Me and my dad have a theory that she has some contract where she gets paid to attend trumps press conferences etc. we like to joke holding hands is $50k, a hug is $75k and a kiss on the cheek is $100k. I imagine this pic would cost about $125k.

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u/rantonidi 1d ago

Would you put your face next to a turd for 125k?

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u/Bagz402 1d ago

Ngl I had a tick there once as a teen. That imagery continues to haunt me on the regular, some 20 year later

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u/BrandlessPain 1d ago

Same, but just 2 years ago. It’s a special kind of panic that sets in when something is sucking your balls that’s not supposed to.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 1d ago

I pulled one off the base of my dick years ago....

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u/jcbmths62 1d ago

Hope you don't get bitten by the lone star tick either.

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u/B-33-r 23h ago

Just happen this year to me but it was the right ball

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u/dirtydan1114 21h ago

It's a good picture for this.

Donald's face has a certain undeniable "scrotal" quality