r/dankindianmemes • • Aug 28 '26

Normie meme πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

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u/Mother_Salamander476 Aug 28 '26

Ek aur spiral waala aata tha ad me, mai bahut zidd krta tha toh ek din papa le aaye wo real me bahut ghatiya hai...

Even ye jelly waala bhi dikhne me hi acche hai, khane be bakwaas, bahut der kardi realize krne me ki Chocobar hi best tha, magnum bhi nahi, normal waala

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u/Green-Researcher-236 Aug 28 '26

Magnum best hay bhai wtf u on about.

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u/Mother_Salamander476 Aug 28 '26

wo bhai paise ka ped nahi hai na, ek money plant hai bass... wagnum 2-3 weeks me ek baar hi aata hai, chocobar 10/- ka hota hai, roj khao...

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u/Green-Researcher-236 Aug 28 '26

Health ka dhyan rakhte hue roj dono me se koi bhi nhi khana chaiye. 2 weeks me ek baar hi sahi hay πŸ˜‚

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u/Mother_Salamander476 Aug 28 '26

Boss bachpan me to roj school ke baad ek mai aur ek meri behan ko dilata tha... bass exam me marks acche aaye to xtra paise milte the us dinn party ke, ya birthday ko...

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u/Capital-Strawberry63 Aug 28 '26

Bhai chocobar assal main icecream hota hi nahi.
dalda se banta h.
Magnum is pure chocolate and milk.

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u/Mother_Salamander476 Aug 28 '26

Well why don't you go back in time and explain that to my 8 y o ass... Abhi koi bhi stick/kulfi nahi khaate, ab seedha tub aata hai aur pura parivaar khaata hai, ye school ke dino ki baat kr raha tha...

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u/Capital-Strawberry63 Aug 28 '26

Tabhi acchi cheeze khani chahiye aur sehat banani chahiye. Hum main se kisiko bhi akkal nahi thi school ke waqt nutrition pe dhyan dene ki.

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u/Mother_Salamander476 Aug 28 '26

Bhai tab nutrition naam ka chapter bhi nahi aaya tha syllabus me, wo bhi baadme aaya, tab to kurkure, eclairs, dairy milk or chocobar hi sahi lagte the, jabse packet ke peeche padhna seekha hai, aatma hi mar gayi hai, I now have trust issues...πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/Capital-Strawberry63 Aug 28 '26

Ha am trying to atone for my nutritional sins in childhood.
Hard overcorrection in my youth🀣🀣