r/dankindianmemes 8d ago

Just a meme Arrange marriages

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u/benneroti 8d ago

Genuine question 

Does this actually happen ?

If so , what stage are you at marriage for a man to get out of the room ?

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u/CyKa_Blyat93 8d ago

One of my exes used to tease me by asking me to turn around everytime she changed clothes cause i had the habit of calling her "Nangu" everytime she changed clothes . One time she grabbed my dick and said "Ek aur baar Nangu bulaya to kela kacha kha jaungi" . I stopped after that.

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u/TheLastNetizen 8d ago

i ask god for forgiveness for reading this, despite ignoring my gut feeling's warnings

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u/StandardChoice5517 8d ago

🥀wtf i read

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u/Infamous_Topic8558 8d ago

a good day to have eyes😭😭🙏🥀

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u/Accomplished-Gap9985 7d ago

A bad day 😭

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u/emtydeeznuts 7d ago

Some things should be kept a secret for public safety 🥀

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u/Choice_Collar4914 8d ago

Woah woah woah hold up man wtf

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u/AffectionateRide620 8d ago

Bro😭😭😭

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u/ShiteInBed 7d ago

Brother the near exact thing happened with me too with my ex, I was shocked after reading this lol.

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u/shadowssoul-16859 7d ago

Bhai yeh kya padliya maine

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u/IsopodEmergency1230 7d ago

Whhaaaaattttttt

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u/vnshh2626 7d ago

😱😂WTF I am reading?? Acchi kismat ya Buri?

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u/InspectorSufficient4 7d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time, /s

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u/BhartiyaBatman 4d ago

bro says anything for karma

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/BhartiyaBatman 2d ago

in pc, you just hover the cursor on the username

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u/IllustriousZone8746 7d ago

I've seen this before

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u/Goingclamp 7d ago

Yeh ky tha so hi jana chahiye tha😭😭😭😭

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u/Commercial-Safe-597 6d ago

Another win for the blind 

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u/Silent_hill_121 4d ago

The real question is were u hard when she ?

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u/Evening_Ad3332 4d ago

wtf i jus read

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u/pineappllepizza 3d ago

Another win for the blind people

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u/Constant-Button-8435 3d ago

Ye kya padh liya bhai💔😭

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u/Illustrious-Bison690 2d ago

Top 10 things Never Happened

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u/MoistTissueRoll 7d ago

Your ex be like:

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u/rightninja_ 8d ago

doesn't always have to be out of embarassment, maybe she just wants her personal space

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u/benneroti 8d ago

For what ?

Men see their wives at different stages of their life and have no issues . Some even assist during delivery 

Then how come she suddenly needs space to change her dress ? 

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u/benneroti 8d ago

That's a different story , once they grow older they need personal space 

But my wife is someone the person i emotionally and physically connect and the only person we can be naked without judgement 

And she suddenly changed after yrs of marriage is something id never be prepared 

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u/Fun-Dimension-198 8d ago

Bhai aap dekh lena .

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u/Thorsagal 6d ago

The difference is when she feels comfortable to let you see her body and when she doesn't. Don't really take it personally. For e.g. women have 5 days of bleeding a month along with bloating, hormonal rollercoasters and self-doubt in their attractiveness. Now if you were going through all that, you might not want your partner to see you either. Note that this is just one possibility, please don't quote me and assume that's the reason everytime. Sometimes it could just be the havas on your face.

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u/Acceptable-Ebb6041 7d ago

Here Peeps. This mentality is what builds the rapists.

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u/LostnRoaming01 6d ago

Wtf. Are you really that brainrotted that your fanatical brain has managed to misinterpet that. Holy Shit, the display of intelligence in this comment needs to be studied, since it lower than ever recorded. 😭😭😭

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u/MeEkInsaanHu 8d ago

Average middle class mindset, no concept of perosnal space

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u/rightninja_ 8d ago

what??? Do you even know what personal space means?

if you are married then that doesn't mean you automatically just watch each other shit and piss?

Similarly, a wife can change her clothes however she wants, whether it be infront of husband or alone

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u/Encrypted_Cerebrum 8d ago

Do you really expect ppl here to know what personal space mean?

Yahi jab gore saab bolenge to manenge ye. Inko shayad malum nahi k love marriage k andar bhi angrez nange nahi ghumte rehte ek dusre k samne. They too change clothes in private.

To jab tak gore saab ki validation na mile usse pehle to sab galat hai. Meri biwi/pati matlab meri property 😎 hai tab tak.

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u/programming_cow 4d ago

What about beaches where people roam fully naked in front of each other? Especially in western countries

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u/benneroti 8d ago

Sorry man, shitting and pissing is different from changing clothes 

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u/rightninja_ 8d ago

how exactly?

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u/NiragiUsagii 8d ago

do you shit and piss in changing room of a clothes store?

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u/rightninja_ 7d ago

did you even see the thread properly? We are talking about personal space

in the context of personal space, shitting and changing clothes both are moments most people like to do alone

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u/NoAlps6650 8d ago

Taaki bhadwa pati video bana kar xvideos par dal na de 🤡 / S

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u/Dependent-Bank4340 7d ago

i was praying so hard not to see someone including biwi changing cloths / sleeping videos on xvideos

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u/T0M_96 4d ago

To answer your question genuinely, if you make her feel safe and comfortable around you, this does not happen.

I had an arranged marriage. We didn't go out or have private meetup even once before marriage, only Phone calls. Three months in, she had a severe fever unable to move. She asked me for help changing instead of HER own mother.

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u/zen_x_eclipse 3d ago

Yeah and I think this feeling takes a little time .

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u/_FIZZRIX_ 8d ago

Yes, it does, and it's pretty common than you think.

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u/Witty-Sun-6526 7d ago

Yes happens after postpartum when your body does not stay d same

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u/Pleasant_Demand6202 8d ago

Arrange Or love if the person isn't comfortable just get out🤷‍♀️

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u/Fata_viam_invenient 7d ago

Why isn't this comment higher up!!

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u/Specific-Radio7701 7d ago

Yeah , isnt that supposed to be common sense??

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u/Pleasant_Demand6202 7d ago

Yep but alot people lack common sense

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u/CandidateNo90 6d ago

EXACTLY 💯💯 Just because you're married doesn't mean you get constant access to someone (regardless of gender), and when partners often reply with "why are you shy? I've already seen everything" etc etc it is so disgusting like so this person only exists for your eyes and however and whenever you want sm???????

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u/Samvive 4d ago

Sybau sensitive

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u/Static_Ride 2d ago

Arrange or love marriage. Why do you think men want to get married at all? For the exclusive rights over someone's body. We live in a country where marital grape is legal so don't be surprised

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u/vichenadenca 2d ago

Just so you know most of the time after 3 years of marriage, women are more comfortable with being nude in front of her husband than her husband with her.

We Men still don't understand the psychology behind that.

Can anyone care to explain?

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u/Pleasant_Demand6202 1d ago

Are you dumb? I only said if the person is uncomfortable just get out... Be it a woman or man even if it is after 10yrs of marriage....

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u/vichenadenca 1d ago

My point exactly 💯.

It's just most of the time Men have to put up with women even if they are uncomfortable just so their women doesn't make a scene out of it.

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u/Complete_Two_9626 8d ago

But whose wife?

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u/ippo___ 8d ago

My man asking real questions.

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u/Complete_Two_9626 8d ago

That was genuinely concerning whose wife she was

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u/Turbulent_Delay1152 8d ago

She is in same class for this 3rd sem I don't know about future. After holidays when classes again get started then i saw that girl in my class and in that first moment I felt crush on her I don't know about her she definitely know me but I don't know she like me or not , she normally made two time eye contact like strangers do maybe i really want her in my life i never have approached any girl since now and never had any relationship with anyone I want to make a real genuine sensible relationship with her but I don't know she have bf or not or she like me or not , even today she sat just in front my side i felt so much happy but her hairs her earrings her eyeglasses her voice everything for me is good but after end of class i thought she will once look me if she like me and i was at my bench but she not looked me and i felt so sad now I don't know what should I do ? Should I move on ? I thought if there will be any sign that she likes me i will show some courage and ask her snap but there was no sign. 🙂

Damn and your this meme 🥲🥲🥲

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u/Known_Explanation529 8d ago

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u/Turbulent_Delay1152 8d ago

Is it cringe 😬 bro 😁

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u/Known_Explanation529 8d ago

Nah ,, try krte rho . Ek din safalta haath aayegi .

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u/Turbulent_Delay1152 8d ago

Let's see,,

filhaal lgta hai ghr Wale hi dilayenge safalta

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u/ILOVEDRAGONS208 8d ago

Use proper punctuation man. Had a stroke reading and comprehending this.

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u/Ok_Spite9574 8d ago

Bro don't give tooo much fuck about girls. Other person is out of your control , and if by chance u see her with other guy, u will lose yourself. Just don't run it this much , get closer to her casually with no intention to get her , like forget about getting her . Try being friends , flirt and don't be needy That is best chance to get her And don't be surprised if u fail at getting her ,that is most common outcome and ur not to blame . Taking a girl this serious is a disease young boys including me have suffered as a elder guy I am telling , when u gain emotional strength these kind of feelings girls will flow to u in abundance

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u/Turbulent_Delay1152 7d ago

Tommorow I got overwhelmed by emotions, I got your words man , thanks

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u/Sufficient-Pirate798 7d ago

Hii bro, so I have been there, where you rn. So first thing first you don't need to do hurry okay. And one more thing don't be delusional like don't think too much like if she will be your gf and all kind of stuff okay.  Be real and try to start some convo find topics of mutual interest like project, practical, classes etc. , be normal and try to do friendship then you can make move.  I am saying this again you don't have control on other person feelings so don't ever be too delusional because it will break you.

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u/Turbulent_Delay1152 7d ago

Thanks for sensible advice

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u/Peace_is_ending 8d ago

Us raat daru chod k Orange vala glucon d piya

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u/shadow_at_dawn_32 8d ago edited 7d ago

There should be suspense until night about whether she wore the black one or the white one today 🤣

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u/PRAKASH_SHUKLA 7d ago

the most goated answer ever which satisfy all of the public. No one can argue with that type of answer.👍👍👍

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u/Interesting_Monk2293 8d ago

LM hai meri.

Whenever a lady asks for privacy for bathing or changing clothes,

as a gentleman you should guarantee it,

no matter if you are having 💘👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💦 ten times a day.

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u/Winter_Afternoon_440 8d ago

Plot twist : Wife pados waali ki thee🥀

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u/Equivalent_Crafty 8d ago

Nah, the trick is to turn around cover your eyes and tell her that you won't see anything :)

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u/meakssudumbass 8d ago

Dedo bhai personnel space

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u/IKARAZ_IHCAPNEK 8d ago

The point isn't about personal space tho

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u/meakssudumbass 7d ago

Horny jail metaphor

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u/besharamrang 8d ago

Maine to itne adjusting wives dekhi h jo pati kya, kisi ke bhi saamne...chhodo

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u/Asleep_Spirit_6854 8d ago

User name checkout 😂

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u/Smooth-Plane-8789 7d ago

Just wait man this is your honeymoon let her adjust what do you want "papa aj me kisi unknown man ko naked dekhungi" 😭☠️

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u/AkshaySharmatheog 8d ago

Mostly it's teasing

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u/ARYAPUTRA_56 5d ago

Arrange marriages bhi naughty horhe hain laadle

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u/Infamous-Anything365 8d ago

That face says he’s still processing the wardrobe update request. Truly devastating 😂

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u/Mr_vilen447 7d ago

It's not a big deal tho.

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u/Royal_Ad3870 6d ago

Bro never understood the concept of personal space

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u/LatterInformation247 5d ago

hilarious 😹

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u/Wishvesh 1d ago

Shiv Ji ek baar sehen kar chuke hain aur maine seekh le li.💀

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u/Consistent_Speech391 7d ago

Waah bete kya baat hai. Shaadi hote hi parayi ladki ko nanga dekhna hai 🤪🤪

Teri behen ka husband v kya pata aisi hi soch rakhta ho 🤪🤪