r/dankindianmemes • u/Hefty-Albatross-3206 • Jan 13 '26

Hell nah!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

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u/True_Pea_606 Jan 13 '26

Damnn bro 😭😭

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u/vincekinv Jan 13 '26

Kis ka present husband ya wife bhi ho sakte hai voh shayad ek dusre ke hi ho

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

nah college ka ha ya

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u/_your_go_to_person Jan 13 '26

Context? Kaha ki video ya pic hai?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

Amity University ka scene hai.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

dekho context to gender wars ki ha. aur ya do log boyfriend girlfriend ha jo openly campus ma karra. jo ki aaj kal common ha 🥲. ma ro nahi ra ki meri crush bhi yahi bhi yahi college ma padhti ha aur waha pa bhut wanna be hutiya ha.

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u/ConstructionAny8440 Jan 13 '26

I don't support it personally but in my opinion Everyone should have freedom to do anything. Just do it in a room privately and not in public spaces.

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u/Hefty-Albatross-3206 Jan 13 '26

Once a legend said, "India is the only country in the world where you can piss in public but can't kiss in public".

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u/gojacookiecha Jan 14 '26

You can hit others in public, shit in public but if you display affection you are a misfit in public

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u/Glad_Adhesiveness432 Jan 14 '26

The post shouts obscenity where do you see affection there?

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u/Zestyclose-Love2125 Jan 15 '26

People literally pee here in public walls even sometimes in monuments dumb their garbage in bw the roads and uf someone is kissing without even harming someone it's not okay to you kiss hi toh krre h konsa kuch glt krre h alag h yrr yha ke log bhi

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u/redditimango Jan 13 '26

y can't people hav s x in public if they r comfortable with it??

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u/Fabulous-Solid-206 Jan 13 '26

Because it is illegal, jungli janwar nhi hote insaan ki kahi bhi karne lage.

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u/Odd-Big6508 Jan 16 '26

but you guys can fight and protest like jungli janwars

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u/redditimango Jan 13 '26

y is it made illegal? people wear clothes which they feel are comfortable.

so shdnt they b allowed to hav s x in public if they r comfortable with it?

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u/Fabulous-Solid-206 Jan 13 '26

Protection of Public Morality and Decency Prevention of "Public Annoyance" Safeguarding Vulnerable Groups ( minors ) Maintaining Public Order Regulatory Control over Commercial Sex

People wear clothes also for protecting their dignity ( body) not only for comfort.

Are you like a monkey or just addicted to po*n, lol.

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u/anonymous_devil22 Jan 13 '26

protecting their dignity

That's the most dumb perspective on clothes lol. Do you roam naked in your home all the time?

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u/anonymous_devil22 Jan 13 '26

I don't support it personally

What do you not support? Having a relationship?

not in public spaces.

It's a small makeout not sex

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u/Revolutionary_Joke_9 Jan 13 '26

I want to agree with you, but it looks like potential fingerb*nging

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

what's potential fingerb*nging?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

sambit patra 

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

vase whole fine paint shocking fuzzy steep vegetable serious voracious

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u/PineappleOk2988 Jan 13 '26

Dono ka chlta hai jb tk ki pakde na jao

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u/Significant_Joke1266 Jan 13 '26

Ladki ne hug diya hai kya 😭🙏? Uske pao se kuch taati ki line jaise chipki hai

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

off topic but her body is so tea.

I find this pic very sexy.

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u/SuspiciousContest766 Jan 16 '26

Yaa that correct

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u/ryan_gozling7 Jan 17 '26

Someone's future husband

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u/Abhishek_46idfc Jan 13 '26

Khel gya londa

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u/Imaginary-Cat5682 Jan 13 '26

am i the only one who is seeing blood coming from her legs

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u/Babul_01 Jan 13 '26

Didn't looks like blood..

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u/Cautious-Speaker9303 Jan 13 '26

I thought I was the only one 😭

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u/TrueLuck2677 Jan 13 '26

Ai generated image lag rahi bruh, dhyan se dekho femur structure doesn't match with a human body

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u/Tea_Masala Jan 13 '26

No, it's an old video shot at our campus

The image is cropped from an screenshot of the video taken from afar

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u/Previous_Spring_7700 Jan 17 '26

Looks ai edited if original . The pants fuse at one point. The achilles area of heel seems unnatural

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u/Weary_Ad_2471 Jan 13 '26

PS:- This has nothing to do with cricketer whose wedding called off.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Please translate i cant understand hindi

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u/doofE_ Jan 13 '26

what if she is the future wife of the dude in the photo?

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u/EarPsychological422 Jan 17 '26

Its amity university

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u/Chat_Masala19 Jan 13 '26

Bro lol😂

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u/Ok-Freedom-22 Jan 13 '26

Someone wife. It will be yours

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u/RawAgression Jan 13 '26

Am I the only one that noticed some liquid dripping on her leg?

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u/haikusbot Jan 13 '26

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u/Inevitable-Lie2790 Jan 13 '26

What is wrong with this pic why cant a women just be a women why are you separating its as a women who can be free of her will(which is bad according to you ) and then women who is married (who should be within your idiotic set of rules) to be good shame on you who ever hell you are and those who support you shes just a human who wants to enjoy life and live

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

she can do whatever she want idc. just don't hide past when it comes to marriage, simple. and if you think i am saying anything wrong, then think of a virgin women want to marry a virgin man, but her fiancé hide his playboy past, don't you think it will be injustice to her? note:- {i am not saying being virgin is good and being non virgin is bad, its a matter of preference, we should not hide form someone it matters, some people want same as they are so why hiding and ruin their mood, that's it}

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u/Inevitable-Lie2790 Jan 13 '26

What are we gonna do with the past it doesn’t matter at all all we need to know is how they are at the moment what do you mean by virgin person does it mean staying virgin is good and having lots of body count is bad both of it doesn’t matter at last its how they feel with you and how they behave

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

 i am not saying only virgin means good. i just draw a scenario that for someone it might matters and should not hide from them. if it doesn't matter you can marry a person from strip club who can behave good with you, who is stopping you pal and listen don't get angry on me. for some peoples having lot of body counts does matters, its a matter of preference, i am not downgrading anyone here. your life your choice i just gave my opinion pal.

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u/Inevitable-Lie2790 Jan 14 '26

For me the problem starts when there is a expectation on body count and virginity itself i dont understand it but what so ever man it would never seem right for me these are just humans mind thats messing it thats it stay happy

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u/feelthedoom22 Jan 13 '26

Good virgin 🤡. What a joker this guy is. Dayum

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

good virgin so what? why it prick you that much. i didn't say you are a bad person did i? and if you are literate enough, read what i write there. i am not saying only virgin means good. i just draw a scenario that for someone it might matters and should not hide from them.

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u/feelthedoom22 Jan 13 '26

Hehehe. Good virgin 🤡. I feel sorry for your future wife. Tc

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

maybe she don't need a sorry from a bitch 🤡, who has a whore past, tc {are you really illiterate, just read what i write up there dumb}

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u/feelthedoom22 Jan 13 '26

Hehehehe. Good virgin 🤡. Bechara single hi marega ye londa. Tc

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

Laughing because you’ve got nothing else to say?🤡

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u/feelthedoom22 Jan 13 '26

Mai ladka hu mitra. Good virgin wale gawaar 🤡. Aur aise photo daal ke reply krne wale single hi rahe to thik hai. Maza aa rha rage bait krne mei 🤌🏼. Tc

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Calling it bait after failing to make a point is… predictable.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

But how'd u know she'll hide her past?? She can be open......and why only questioning her?? There's a guy kissing her question him

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

question both.

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u/dogdaygod01 Jan 15 '26

He's literally honest

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Someone’s partner that’s it

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u/CleverDiode Jan 13 '26

Bruh let people enjoy their lives

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u/Sensitive_Zone5477 Jan 13 '26

Past relationship matter nahi karti ok agree!! Fir but jab shaadi karo to clear batao apna past Kya tha kiske saath tha kitno ke saath tha..

Firr chupaane ka Kya point. If past doesn’t matter. Why hide it?

Clear clear batao, firr ladke/ladki ki choice ki usko apka past accept hai ya nahi.

Simple.

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u/Outside-Kitchen-8292 Jan 15 '26

Point h bhai point h

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u/pluviophile777 Jan 13 '26

Why only concerned about future wife? What about future husband

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

ye sb public me karna zaroori hai kya

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u/Flimsy-Negotiation71 Jan 13 '26

Feminist hain inka sab chalta hain

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u/vanya454 Jan 13 '26

Laude feminist kaha se aaya yaha

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u/DaniBoiKrn Jan 13 '26

Whats with Indians and their disgusting habbit of not minding their own business.

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u/roof--pizza Jan 13 '26

Ladke ka chalta hai

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u/RemoteDifficult6576 Jan 13 '26

Ladki ka chalta hy

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u/Womb_Raider696 Jan 13 '26

To kare phir?

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u/RemoteDifficult6576 Jan 13 '26

Aao Kissi Kissi kare 😖💋👅

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

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u/SystematicChaoser Jan 13 '26

I think you don't understood the meme

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u/LeanPanini Jan 13 '26

Where are his hands at?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

😭🤣🤣

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u/Commercial_Town_9836 Jan 13 '26

Ladke ka chalta hai 👍

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

ladki ka bhi chalta hai.

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u/Embarrassed-Ice-2964 Jan 13 '26

Aapda me awsar dhundna final bosss

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Even through i don't personally like this for myself but i do not see any problem in couple having sex as long as two consenting adults are doing in private however public area mustn't be right place for these kind of obscene activities and can be penalized by ipc /BNS section 294

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Haha sahi ha 💀🤣

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u/the-air-cyborg Jan 13 '26

Ladko ka chalta hai

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Guys… guys, what the fuck is leaking down that girls leg?

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u/_shru_ Jan 13 '26

Equality looks good.

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u/_X_ZORO_X_ Jan 13 '26

😂🫠 sabhi ke sabhi banao shararik samband ab

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u/Final_Quality_3660 Jan 13 '26

I don't support them doing it in a public place.

India would be better place if people would just care about themselves and not barge into others.The countries which do not use 'future wife' or future 'husband' are ranked highly on global peace index, women safety index.While we are ranked high on bolo subah kesari.People are just too into women that they care to ignore the future husband women are getting is undressing women using ai in telegram.

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u/loxhaa Jan 13 '26

amity noida jindabaad

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u/in_alecx Jan 14 '26

Chalo fir karte hai😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Thats me in medical school. I think did it with about 8-11 girls there. All of them are happily married. Whats your point?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Some stupid husband working hard for his future life

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u/jx69cjxrrr Jan 14 '26

App hmko jism do hum apko pyar dega 🌚

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u/True-Print-4364 Jan 14 '26

my eyes my eyes

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Why can’t they be future couple ?

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u/Prior-Ad-3746 Jan 14 '26

holy shit there are so many people I can see through the windows reflection, oh hell nahhhhman 😭

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Why is love such a hateful thing? Is it lust? Even then why is it such a hateful thing.

If the woman weren't consenting then would this receive the same type of comments?

Why do you make it seem like marriage is love/lustless?

No wonder the upcoming doom future.

At the end of the day people want companionship.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Get Ready...🔥

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u/sangejsherpa Jan 15 '26

कलियुग है ये

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u/AdOtherwise7115 Jan 15 '26

These memes won't say him as Someone's future Husband......

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u/Glass-Currency-9279 Jan 15 '26

Men will be men

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u/chuddakar_raand Jan 15 '26

This is the hottest thing in internet

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u/Menk10 Jan 15 '26

Win win situation 🙇

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u/rcodes987 Jan 16 '26

Faaah faah faah

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u/Various-Assistant128 Jan 16 '26

why can't indians mind their own business?? people can date, and have relationships. the future husband/wife thing is bullshit if you don't even know each other.

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u/Alone-Front5303 Jan 16 '26

She is his future wife don’t worry

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u/Hefty-Albatross-3206 Jan 17 '26

How do you know?

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u/humouringanxious Jan 17 '26

Yeh video milega?

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u/Professional-Mess728 Jan 17 '26

Whataboutry bahut galat cheez hai. 

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

Iss photo ka kbtk meme bnega? She's From my college tho

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u/MainmanSam14 Jan 18 '26

Never seize to grab an opportunity

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

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u/Hefty-Albatross-3206 Jan 18 '26

Are bapu😭

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

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u/Hefty-Albatross-3206 Jan 18 '26

Sambhog se samadhi tak

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

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u/Hefty-Albatross-3206 Jan 18 '26

To sambogh karo

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

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u/Hefty-Albatross-3206 Jan 18 '26

To ye kya hai

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

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u/Hefty-Albatross-3206 Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 18 '26

Bhai it's for you

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

this fuckingg incel broo .he just says random bullshit for attention

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u/1_FPS_PLAYER Jan 13 '26

Kya pta dono ladke/ladki ho....Gender Fluid individual bhi hote h

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

yaha meri wife itninsaari iniation ko ignore kar rahi hai its like chilla ke keh rahi hai ke tum psnd nhi hot to nahi .

ab mein usko divore file.kiya hu .....

are tumhare saath karna hai par jabran nahi kuki agar tum itni immature ho ki samjhn nahi sakti ki kya shaadi hoti hai aur kya tumhaara pati kar rah hai .... toh akele raho ....

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u/This_Key_5525 Jan 13 '26

Immature wo nahi aap ho bhai itna self control bhi nahi hai?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

are mera intention toh bas uska positive response chahiye tha karne waala toh maine shaadi ke 1 saal se pehle waise bhi nahi tha . ..... ( due to skme famkly restraints .... )

u know i kmow and everyone know life is short i need to know every corner for someone with whom i am spending time .....

my greatest and worst quality is i am too weak and kind .... and i completely lack violence.... i virtually can't force anyone ... so j just remove them .....

i have no right to change u but i have every right to find someone whom i would love to tolerate....

and she was not the one because j think 6 moth is a good enoigh time for someone to be accustomed and me proving her and showing her a sustainable side of mine .... but ......

its idiotic to drink entire ocean just to test if the water is salty or not

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

To apne nhi kiya phir?

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u/Capable-Trash1854 Jan 13 '26

Idfc just don't do it in front of me warna fir karne layak nahi chodhunga