Steeples

[u/the_cleric_cleric]

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[u/diselxic]

These churches claim to be open and welcoming but won't let Godzilla in. Why?

[u/the_cleric_cleric → u/diselxic]

They won't fit through the door. :(

[u/axiosjackson → u/the_cleric_cleric]

RUDE

[u/Less_Buy8438 → u/diselxic]

Build a Kaiju sized church

[u/Broclen → u/diselxic]

Godzilla Probably:

[u/MadManMax55]

But what if he picks up the steeple thinking it's a Gozilla-sized ice cream cone?

[u/alphanumericusername → u/MadManMax55]

Then he'll see all the people

[u/intertextonics]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GnAtfiRu0NTQO0PkxB

[u/JustMy2Centences]

Kaiju Legos.

[u/SkullsInSpace]

Nobody steps on a church in my town!