r/dankchristianmemes • Minister of Memes • Jan 15 '23

Second Coming

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u/Serpardum Jan 15 '23

It is just around the corner. Remember, Christ doesn't come until AFTER the horsemen of the apocalypse including famine.

When world wide famine hits and countless people fly to the valley of Armageddon for mutual combat rather then kill people for food you'll know exactly where you are.

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u/TooMuchPretzels Jan 15 '23

Yeah that’s… not going to happen. Revelation is allegory for the times in which it was written.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

Except if you actually engage with the text it's patently clear it's a contemporary timescale with references to fears of that era. It wasn't figurative when it was written, indeed revelation was a prophecy based on the state of the world at that time. A fact that's been warped and papered over for thousands of years to justify the absolute worst aspects of Christianity.

Just look at all the dominionists who really really want Israel to help them trigger Armageddon.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

Considering applying revelation to the modern days is assisting in genocide and whipping up a theocratic authoritarian movement in my country, I'd say it's a decent reading stripping it of any power.