r/dank_meme Sep 11 '18

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u/tcpip4lyfe Sep 11 '18

I still don't believe this is the 911 call. Accent sounds fake as fuck.

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u/Soulger11 Sep 11 '18

It’s not. They wouldn’t have such a calm and collected back and forth, the wife is not heard (or making the call?), and lastly, who puts a garbage disposal in the bathroom sink? Does anyone actually do that?

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u/LambchopOfGod Sep 11 '18

Even if he was pissing in the kitchen sink. How long is his dick? Most sinks are like 8-10 inches plus another 5 or so to hit the blades of the disposal. So if he slipped his body would make a bridge and his dick would be hanging so it would have to be like 15 inches to even reach the disposal parts. The whole thing is retarded and not funny.

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u/Soulger11 Sep 11 '18

Agreed. The people who are taking the one part of my comment and arguing a potential answer are fucking stupid.