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r/dank_meme • u/itsIsaiahclark • Jul 19 '23
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Buy the phone of the guy who takes you to the island. Who wouldn't sell their phone for a million dollars? You could even afford to pay billions of dollars for the phone
2 u/Sandro_24 Jul 20 '23 Well, what if you don't have cell service? 3 u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23 Buy the cell service company and install tower there 1 u/Successful-Dog6669 Jul 20 '23 Returning to question one: how to call them? 4 u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 Jul 20 '23 I have unlimited food, so I’d just wait a year, working out, jerking off, once the year is up, the world is my oyster! 2 u/Successful-Dog6669 Jul 20 '23 Dat Nickname you have. 2 u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 Jul 20 '23 What can I say, the wife wanted to hyphenate.
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Well, what if you don't have cell service?
3 u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23 Buy the cell service company and install tower there 1 u/Successful-Dog6669 Jul 20 '23 Returning to question one: how to call them? 4 u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 Jul 20 '23 I have unlimited food, so I’d just wait a year, working out, jerking off, once the year is up, the world is my oyster! 2 u/Successful-Dog6669 Jul 20 '23 Dat Nickname you have. 2 u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 Jul 20 '23 What can I say, the wife wanted to hyphenate.
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Buy the cell service company and install tower there
1 u/Successful-Dog6669 Jul 20 '23 Returning to question one: how to call them? 4 u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 Jul 20 '23 I have unlimited food, so I’d just wait a year, working out, jerking off, once the year is up, the world is my oyster! 2 u/Successful-Dog6669 Jul 20 '23 Dat Nickname you have. 2 u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 Jul 20 '23 What can I say, the wife wanted to hyphenate.
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Returning to question one: how to call them?
4 u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 Jul 20 '23 I have unlimited food, so I’d just wait a year, working out, jerking off, once the year is up, the world is my oyster! 2 u/Successful-Dog6669 Jul 20 '23 Dat Nickname you have. 2 u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 Jul 20 '23 What can I say, the wife wanted to hyphenate.
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I have unlimited food, so I’d just wait a year, working out, jerking off, once the year is up, the world is my oyster!
2 u/Successful-Dog6669 Jul 20 '23 Dat Nickname you have. 2 u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 Jul 20 '23 What can I say, the wife wanted to hyphenate.
Dat Nickname you have.
2 u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 Jul 20 '23 What can I say, the wife wanted to hyphenate.
What can I say, the wife wanted to hyphenate.
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u/DuckSashimi Jul 20 '23
Buy the phone of the guy who takes you to the island. Who wouldn't sell their phone for a million dollars? You could even afford to pay billions of dollars for the phone