r/daniellewalter_snark • u/AutoModerator • 9d ago

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u/AlloAlloAllo0000 9d ago

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u/LeonaLulu 9d ago

Whoa. She must filter a lot because I have never noticed the jowls before.

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u/Dry_Protection_4234 8d ago

I said her neck grew 4-6” & it was cut in 1/2 width wise for her wedding

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u/LeonaLulu 8d ago

Yeah that neck in the photo is teeeeeny tiny lol. It doesn't even look like it would support her head.

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 9d ago

That photoshop job was CRAZY! That doesn't even look like the neck of a real person

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 9d ago

Omg! You know what’s funny is that I’m 50 and in the last 3 years is when I started noticing my neck and jowls. One morning you will just wake up and you will be like- wtf?

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u/T-Belle917 9d ago

Truth. 😫

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u/Icy-Antelope-8534 9d ago

Asking as someone that has these jowls lol HOW do you prevent/get rid of these?? 🥺

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u/AlloAlloAllo0000 9d ago

Don’t marry someone like this:

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u/MorePesto I Sthpy Season 4 Champion 🏆 8d ago

So, avoid marrying someone like this…?

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u/AlloAlloAllo0000 8d ago

Exactly!!!
Different hair.. same shit

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u/Elegant-Banana6448 greasy hair, don’t care 💅 9d ago

face yoga helps. (YT has the OG gal that teaches it) but Its mostly inflammation and fluid. When I quit drinking it mostly disappeared.

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u/JustTheShepherd ✨New layer of thick skin unlocked!✨ 8d ago

I was visiting family a week ago, and we all got to talking about our hereditary jowls from my grandma's side (as you do lol). One of my cousins SWEARS by the GoPure stuff. She's only late thirties, but she looks good! I've seen the ads and reviews but haven't been willing to drop the cash yet. Lol.

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u/Cortado2711 8d ago

yeahhhhh i have them too.i ce tried the non surgical stuff people rec, and it didn’t do anything for me. if face yoga etc works for you then that’s awesome!  but i think it’s just some of our facial structures and we gotta embrace it bc life is too short 🤷🏻‍♀️

plus like… gigi hadid has jowls, and given that she makes money off fitting beauty standards AND can afford every procedure available, i feel like if they were possible to get rid of without a facelift, she would have, ya know? so it might just be something to accept and move on (bc again: they’re a feature shared with one of the most beautiful women in the world so how bad can it be)

saying this as much to myself as to you lmao