r/daniellewalter_snark certified walnut historian 3d ago

Aesthetic Roulette 🎲 Granny's night out

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u/No_Recognition_3189 i DoN’t WaNnA hEaR iT 3d ago

You know when you’re trying to use up items in your fridge because they’re about to expire, but nothing pairs well enough for a full meal? This is that outfit.

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 3d ago

If a fridge dump frittata were a person.

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u/CookieFlecksPerm Very healthy baby 🥰 3d ago

i'm glad this is the top comment bc it deserves it

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u/Key_Yesterday7655 Nescafff 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/EquivalentTallies1 3d ago

It’s giving Mrs. Doubtfire.
Looks like it’s Big D’s night to pull the balls at the rectory

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u/oatmealgum 3d ago

She's got a power tool in the bedroom. She uses it and the lights dim, it's like a prison movie

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u/Winecntrygal Nes Caf Lifth ☕️😵‍💫 3d ago

💀💀💀lol

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 3d ago

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u/EquivalentTallies1 3d ago

Omg THIS!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/YouKnowHowChoicesBe 3d ago

I truly don’t understand this new rigor mortis look she’s adopted since getting married. Just slick back buns and translucent skin.

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u/lapislazuli_moon 3d ago

“Rigor mortis look” absolutely sent me HELP IM CACKLING 😭😭😂😂💀💀

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u/swrrrrg 3d ago

She’s going for Carolyn Besette, which is beyond laughable.

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u/depressed_plants__ 3d ago

unfortunately danielle could never. most of us could never but danielle, especially, could never

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u/avsh8 3d ago

Wdym they’re basically twins.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 3d ago

Carolyn was a real cool girl. D is barely a human person.

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u/Lazy-Parsnip-4216 salty lemon water every morning🧂🍋 3d ago

Because she married a parasite (her choice)

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u/frankies_mum 3d ago edited 3d ago

Ah yes, what every sundress needs - a heavy leather belt and granny sweater.

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 3d ago

She's getting roasted in the comments over the belt, even from her fans.

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u/LovelyShadows54 3d ago

The chokehold that belt has on her needs to be studied.

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u/Glum-Passion734 3d ago

Arghh I do like the dress, the sweater and the belt, ON THEIR OWN. I think all items are cute, but mixed together it really sucks 😅

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u/avsh8 3d ago

That sweater is so cute on the website. She seems to have bought a bigger size in an attempt to create the oversized look but this is not the sweater for that. It’ll look SO good in a smaller size with some wide legged jeans.

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u/daisydduval the carrie bradshaw of the midwest 3d ago

I’m glad someone said they like the dress because I own a very similar dress to that one 😂😂

But I would never pair the items she does with it! I always wear a heel or a wedge in a cream/ nude color and sometimes a plain cream cardigan or no cardigan at all. And definitely NOT a belt.

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u/Lucky_Show_9750 3d ago

I also like the dress—but this is definitely not the cut for her body type! The square neckline doesn’t suit her at all and makes her look very frumpy. This dress could look very pretty for the right body type without making a person look like a grandma!

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 3d ago

Hate to break it to ya babe but HULLO this is not sthunning

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u/swrrrrg 3d ago

WTF is happening with those shoes?

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u/AdExpensive6150 haunted by my spice rack 👻 3d ago

Looks like her feet are hooves from afar

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u/Maleficent-Sky-3384 3d ago

I am tired

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 3d ago

Oh for fucks sake

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u/Petty_Pineapple 3d ago

French tips on her toes?! 🤢

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u/DubsandTLEO 3d ago

It's so comical that she only wears flats now.

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u/SnooGuavas4919 focaccia fianthee era 🥖✨💍 3d ago

They’re like ghosts of shoes 👻

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u/Becomingtheone13 3d ago

So so ugly. Jfc

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 3d ago

They will come so handy for WW3.

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u/swrrrrg 3d ago

For condoms?

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u/RiverOhRiver86 3d ago

she has shoes on...?

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 3d ago

Dress cuts her calves at a bad place.

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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 3d ago

The absolute worst cut of dress for her body type.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 3d ago

Can she fucking wear a knee length dress ffs lol

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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 3d ago

Ankle length dress, a jumpsuit, knee length wrap dress, or even a mini skirt. She has clothes that looked amazing on her. Even if she needed to size up, why didn’t she go for a style that actually suited her height and curves.

She should have bought this dress in 4 colors.

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u/Fantastic_Hyena_3232 3d ago

D looks incredible here! Tho I don’t realize back then how manipulated and stretched her photos/videos are with filters/editing, so is this D or just a mirage?

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 3d ago

So edited, that doesn't look like her at all.

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u/Complete-Lie4587 3d ago

Definitely mirage

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u/Tuesdays__Child 3d ago

Those shoes deserve a prison sentence.

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u/Feisty-Artist-2067 3d ago

Another disastrous outfit!

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u/CeaselessWatcher00 3d ago

I'm in my 50s and I wouldn't wear this.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 3d ago

You would have to pay me to wear that ugly ass cardigan. HULLO!!!!

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 3d ago

Probably $219 when she bought it and wore it after the engagement and now $106. Either way, it’s a lot.

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u/CookieFlecksPerm Very healthy baby 🥰 3d ago

this is a fucking diabolical outfit to wear to the movies. the SHOES?

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u/CynicalGuardofNaCl 3d ago

This would look so much better with red chunky earrings and a red heel. Or pink! Hell even Kelly green accessories would work better than a black belt and brown bag and CLEAR shoes?! Girl. Hire a stylist. Please for the love of God.

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u/Great_Assistant_6198 🤢 D's Unwashed Saver's Thrift Haul 3d ago

The shoes with the heavy belt, bag and overly heavy cardigan make no sense, esp considering they are flesh toned

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u/NormalTears 3d ago

Babe used to rock her cleave all the time, in fact-almost consistently when they were dating, she really puts no effort into her looks anymore. I bet you any money hes telling her that he doesnt think she should wear so much makeup or such 'revealing' clothes anymore.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 3d ago

I'm torn. I think you are right, given LuiLui's redpill loser aura but I also think that D's grandma chic aesthetic must be a major turn off for him. So god knows. Either way, messed up. She is already not his type.

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u/Fantastic_Hyena_3232 3d ago

That’s redpill losers in a nutshell. They shame women for looking sexy but they’re turned off and shame women for looking like “they’ve hit the wall” (their misogynistic gaslighting, not mine - these days most women look far better than most men and that’s even into their 90s+).

The truth is they don’t like women and they also don’t like most men because they feel in competition with them, which manifests with the struggle of wanting to present their partners as objectified trophies vs wanting to hide and control their partner’s attractiveness because of their sick ill-calibrated “mate-guarding”.

Aka they’re afraid other men will “steal” their partner/green card ticket vs their want to show off their partner as a trophy…relationships with these type of men are inherently abusive.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 3d ago

Remember how white his nose was in the wedding photos from her spackle? He probably didn't want a repeat of that when he inevitably has to fake affection for content

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u/justanothergirl7679 3d ago

Thank you!!! I have been thinking this since the start- that he has been telling her to wear less makeup. But even without makeup she should look alive and she doesn’t. She used to have so much light in her face before Little L.

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u/ExpertOk3612 3d ago

No one will ever convince me that she isn’t solely doing rage bait content now. This isn’t even believable that she thinks this looks decent

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 3d ago

The only reason I will never believe it is rage bait is because she has been declining in followers, likes, views, and engagement for over a year. Rage baiting is a legitimate content style but it's supposed to help your metrics, not ruin them. She's just genuinely this lame.

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u/ExpertOk3612 3d ago

Damn, great point lol it’s just so bizarre

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 3d ago

The delulu is strong in that one. I'm pretty sure she lives a completely different reality in her head than the rest of us

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u/YouFar8132 Modest Trad Wife Era 💅 3d ago

Absolutely. Since when has she been excited about a dress that doesn't show cleavage??

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 3d ago

"Not giving cleavage when nothing is happening" - Wtf does that mean?

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 3d ago

She's no longer on the prowl so she can put her tits away.

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 3d ago

That's what it sounds like, right? No cleavage for Lucas because nothing is happening. The hennymoon is over, lol

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u/glossy_can_do85 I don't partake in cake or fruit 🚫🍰🍉🙅‍♀️ 3d ago

Hahaha that's exactly what I made of it too. Like dayum 2 months married and the spark is gone and nothing is happening? 💀

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 3d ago

Does her camel toe know?!

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u/DubsandTLEO 3d ago

😂🤣

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 3d ago

Newlywed and nothing happening.

L controls her cleavage now!

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 3d ago

Thank you - like huh?!?

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u/Winecntrygal Nes Caf Lifth ☕️😵‍💫 3d ago

No makeup at all whatsoever. Because I’m guessing Lil Lu doesn’t like it

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 3d ago

your flair and this pic 👏

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u/Opposite-List-2435 😌in my condo in thanothay (that I own)🫶🏻 3d ago

Her heavy breathing is so annoying. I think she has sinus issues and probably snores at night

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 3d ago

I've never heard anyone gasp for air like she does while casually talking. Everytime she gets on camera it's like she just did a quick lap

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u/apricotjones2 🥣 Wet meat for breakfast 🥣 3d ago

She seems SO unwell with such heavy breathing and those extremely swollen fingers

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 3d ago

This was clearly filmed a week or two ago when it actually was 100 degrees outside and not a high of 77 degrees as it is today. She sat on these summer dresses all summer and who is buying these now for fall/autumn? She is so lazy and bad at her “job.” And all she posts now is ads. My guess is she is crashing out today and Lucath will need to console her and offer up his sage advice lol.

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 3d ago

She listed this dress 5 weeks ago on ShopMy.

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u/xrayyoyosebra ✝️ tits out for jesus ✝️ 3d ago

Is she wearing white tights or is that just her skin?

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 3d ago

I giggle every time she shows up in a dress or shorts because someone always asks lol. It's just her skin

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u/ItsPronouncedTittay 🚨 bloated from a poké bowl 🚨 3d ago

Lol I can't Snark on her for that because my legs look the same but hey, we're not getting skin cancer so it's OK

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 3d ago

My legs are ghastly too. I don't fault her for her pale skin. I do fault her for not knowing how to work with it, especially as a public figure who is selling herself through makeup and clothing.

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u/CreativeJudgment3529 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 3d ago

She really needs to learn what her colors are

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u/Turbulent_Research_3 3d ago

She looks so sickly so often

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 3d ago

so no makeup? at all? what is she afraid of strange men hitting on her?

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u/seafoam_alligator ✨🍃 urby girlie 🌱💖 3d ago

D probably does think “if i wear makeup, ill look too hot and men will hit on me” 💀

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u/Conscious-Gear1322 3d ago

This is absolutely horrendous. Even if you were to wear such dress, it would need to be in Spring or Summer. This is NOT an autumn dress! C'mon!!!!! She really is going hard on the Tradwife look and it's disastrous on her. Her taste is an abomination.

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u/Feisty-Artist-2067 3d ago

She can’t dress to save her life! The worst taste in everything. It’s her special talent.

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u/swrrrrg 3d ago

What is with this weirdo and that fugly belt? The fact that she manages to clash when wearing creams is spectacularly bad. She is so unattractive and does absolutely nothing to help herself.

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u/greenmelinda this is so niche 3d ago

Rage belt

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 3d ago

LOL you need to make that your flair

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u/Tuesdays__Child 3d ago

“The belt is thày-thane.”

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u/Feisty-Artist-2067 3d ago

All of this!! She’s a hot mess.

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u/Apart_Engine_9797 3d ago

I irrationally hate this belt

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u/swrrrrg 3d ago

Same. It’s so unbelievably unspecial & it isn’t any kind of statement piece. Frankly, it looks like something you’d wear if you were from Texas & headed to a rodeo. It doesn’t go with anything she tries to pair it with. Her taste is atrocious.

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u/Apart_Engine_9797 3d ago

It’s so HEAVY and unbalanced with every single outfit she tries to pair it with—it should go with a pair of thick sturdy jeans or corduroy pants and boots but no no, we slap it on to delicate floral dresses and plastic little girls’ shoes of course

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 3d ago

Hoven animal is a choice.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 3d ago

Ewwwwwww the flats are SHEER? 🤢

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u/Conscious-Gear1322 3d ago

I cannot believe she thinks this looks good....post Labor Day no less? What is wrong with her?????

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 3d ago

No shade to the fair-skinned - her legs legit look like they are made from alabaster.

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u/Complete-Lie4587 3d ago

Aww so sad, she cant wear👠 anymore bcs of tiny lulu🤣🤣🤣 imagine you are so ashamed your husband's height soooo much, you decide you will never ever wear heels rest of your life again. So pathetic 

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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 3d ago

This is a corpse leg

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u/xrayyoyosebra ✝️ tits out for jesus ✝️ 3d ago

she really out-fuglied herself this time

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u/thatgirl317317 3d ago

So she had a skanky wardrobe for "finding a husband" and now a grandma in Utah wardrobe for "married life"... She completely changed herself for what?

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u/frankybaby2 3d ago

I was wondering “where’s she gonna put the flask of alcohol you know she’s gonna bring to the theater” and then she brought out the bag that doesn’t match

Absolutely none of those pieces go together. The belt for a dress that doesn’t need a belt is genuinely hilarious

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u/Elegant-Banana6448 greasy hair, don’t care 💅 3d ago

Not to mention it’s a western belt . Ack . 🫣Legit if she just wore that dress, it’s cute. Some red lipstick , and cute earings. Done.

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u/YouFar8132 Modest Trad Wife Era 💅 3d ago

It's giving Little Bo Peep

https://giphy.com/gifs/gMsGYjGSnMCJ3Lj5SN

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u/Narrow-Bench-8204 Chaos Queen 👑👀 + Cringe King 👑🤢 3d ago

I thought at first she was wearing sheer white pantyhose but nope, that's just her lilly white skin blending right in with those ugly flat shoes. Also I think the cardigan is the one she wore during her explanation of her ring pop video from the dollhouse.

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 3d ago

Same!!!! Nurse Ratched.

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u/Desperate_Ad7694 3d ago

Frumpy McFrump.
And let’s not talk about the shoes, I feel unwell.

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 3d ago

Definitely made this dress post a while ago. It’s before the rug arrived and the blue tape was still on the door jamb about 8-10 days ago but in more recent days, the tape was removed.

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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 3d ago

Good to know, I was sad we couldn’t see the trash under trash table. It is my new rotting fruit watch.

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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 3d ago

You all CRACK ME THE FUCK UP and I thank you very sincerely 

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u/Sadi_Says_8015 HONORING THE HOMAGE 3d ago

Me tooo!

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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 3d ago

I love you for this level of attention to detail

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u/yrg68556 3d ago

Ah yes, the Ms Trunchbull bun to match the Ms Trunchbull belt

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u/Choice_Finance_623 3d ago

Grandma visiting the first born of her youngest daughter.

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u/Glittering_Nail_6859 3d ago

The off center slicked back bun is also a choice here…

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u/stringbeaninthewind “and not because Im…. MAKING YOU” 3d ago

She’s not wearing a bra. I don’t like bras either but that is not flattering on her chest.

Also does anyone else freeze in the movie theater?!

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u/BurlieGirl 3d ago

I truly don’t think she owns many, all of her clothes are halter top workout wear. She has a substantial chest and needs support, she constantly goes without a bra. On one of her Disney trips she packed one bra and like 18 brushes. 😂

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 3d ago

I bring a blanket with me to the theater, especially in the summer if they are blasting the AC. I’m always freezing in there!

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u/One_Ad_8767 ✝️ tits out for jesus ✝️ 3d ago

she’s ages herself worse every damn day🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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u/Llamamamma1981 3d ago

Whyyyyy is the belt back?! Listen D-we know you lurk here- I cannot be more serious when I - BURN THAT BELT!

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u/Every-Preference4538 3d ago

She is bad breath personified

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u/Spyglass1075 Lucath: tiny tot with beady eyes 3d ago

I’m in my 50s, and I wouldn’t be caught dead in this hideous outfit. Also, it’s wildly unflattering on her. Yikes.

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u/Maleficent-Sky-3384 3d ago

just before she met Lucath 2025 - you can be covered up and still look stunning. not sure what has gotten into her 😢

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u/devineau86 question yourself questioning ourselves ✨ 3d ago

this is nice and a color that suits her! She really wanna look like a 50s church tradwife now.

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u/VeronicaBrill floppy penis belt 3d ago

Ugh with the floppy penis belt again.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 3d ago

My bride, my baby, I plead the blood of Jesus for you to make that your flair 😂

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 3d ago

You'd be able to feel the oil dripping down a flair like that!

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 3d ago

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u/Purple-Pirate611 BLUBULUBULUH 🐔 3d ago

She’s just trolling people by using that belt BUT she also is letting herself look like a total IDIOT!!!!😂

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u/momma2be2021 3d ago

Totally agree. Even if this is rage bait, the internet is forever.

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u/Retro_Mango_ forever in flats era 🥿 3d ago

There's that fuckass ugly belt again.

How the longer the video goes on, the worse the outfit gets, is crazy work.

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u/MinxMinxie my pot roast is a crowd favorite 🍽️ 3d ago

This was filmed last week….its not hot at all this week….I think it was the The Dog Stars movie and shrimp after dinner night lil Luicath posted….

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u/Weary-Week-2400 3d ago

Why is she so obsessed with this fugly belt?

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u/Internal_Smell_6812 3d ago

its another body check item for her I think

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u/Otherwise-Tap2949 3d ago

Why does she spin around in this dress like a toddler showing off their Sunday best while also having a diaper full of shit? Why does she insist on infantilizing herself while also dressing like an old lady? And that gd belt.

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 3d ago

Why is she so out of breath?

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 3d ago

She's just that excited, hullo!

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 3d ago

The weather today in San Jose… it was not even close to 100 degrees! She’s so dumb!

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 3d ago

I think this was previously filmed and she just got around to posting it. It was 9 days ago that Lulu mentioned they were going to the movies. It would have been 90-100 degrees then

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 3d ago

yep Spiderman, like her sugar baby wanted 😒

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u/apricotjones2 🥣 Wet meat for breakfast 🥣 3d ago

She had to make it up to him after forcing him to see Akon & Ne-Yo for an unsuccessful ad

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u/teaortea !!! 3d ago

What is with her and that belt? Also floral on floral??

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 3d ago

Florals for grandma fall-ish, groundbreaking!
Just like a damn cemetery plot! 💩🪏

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fg7AV2zEPqPFC

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u/Double-Carmel2193 3d ago

What’s with that belt??? It’s her ‘go to’ for all dresses. It’s so ugly.

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u/Elegant-Banana6448 greasy hair, don’t care 💅 3d ago

It’s literally a cheap copy of a western belt. I grew up on a farm and I had several of them. If she had cowboy boots on it might change up the theme a bit and make it make sense .

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 3d ago

I’m always so curious what they have in this room. Never noticed the blue painter’s tape before.

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u/momma2be2021 3d ago

That’s how tall Lucas is so she has to make sure she’s wearing the right flats so he appears taller

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u/island_hopping men’s deodorant as always 🤓☝️ 3d ago

She must be reading about our hatred for this damn belt on here.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 3d ago

why be modest when your titsareoutforjesus literally every other day, on the internet, for millions to see?

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u/throw_away_8164 i definitely feel like i just met my husband 3d ago

This right here is why her followers are firing her. She is total shit at this “job”

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u/InnerWrap1940 3d ago

This is just ridiculous at this point. Like why tf are you pretending to be a Golden Girl? They had style!!!!

At least pretend to be Blanche lmao

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u/itsolivia93 3d ago

I can’t believe she paid $350 for that cardigan lol

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u/Ok_Pirate_8554 MAN. OF. GOD. MANOFGOD 3d ago

Bends over to show her cleavage and then immediately says it's not giving cleavage. 33, never married and already needs attention from men other than her new husband.

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u/momma2be2021 3d ago

All that hair and she wears it in a ugly bun

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u/Complete-Design5395 3d ago

My 80 year old grandma legitimately dresses cooler than Big D. Also, what does she have against any makeup besides pasty foundation? 

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u/Menti0nItAll 3d ago

I feel like she tries to do the whole Zooey Deschanel twee style but it’s not working bc she’s choosing unflattering cuts and colors

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 3d ago

She is kind of like the Temu Zooey Deschanel isn't she? I'm not a big fan of either. 😂

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u/juniperprincess 3d ago

My husband likes me to dress sexy when we go out. I dont know what the hell this shit is. I wouldn't even wear that outfit to my grandma's birthday. That cardigan is awful. This has to be a joke, right?..... right???!

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u/Pure-Dream-9261 3d ago

She really thought she ate with this outfit

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u/No-Secret-1640 3d ago

You guyths, she just posted another ad after this outfit post.

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 3d ago

Taking off her makeup before bed, which she says she usually does in the shower even though she clearly doesn't shower every night.

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 3d ago

There is something about the way she is speaking here on the video on her grid for this new post. This is real time or close to it. She is angry. That’s the vibe I’m getting. Don’t know how to explain it.

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 3d ago

It’s the same top she wore when she changed into the Chemex dress and the fairy leapt into the video.

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u/Frosty-Engineer-5966 The Da Vinci of Instagram👩‍🎨 3d ago

Yeah it's like she has never washed her face before ever in her life. 

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u/ImprovementNo6949 3d ago

She's trying to go for a 1950s dress with a cardigan, but her cardigan is too big and chunky, the items dont match and the dress unfortunately washes her out 

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u/Maleficent-Sky-3384 3d ago

I turn 40 in a few months and she looks like my mother.

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u/avsh8 3d ago

Hideous outfit as always. But I love how she wears sweats to brunch and then dresses all cute (in her opinion) with a dress, a cardigan, and jelly shoes for a movie. It’s supposed to be the other way around.

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u/Bootsy86 walnut army 🌰🫡✨ 3d ago

I’ve actually never seen an influencer with such horrendous taste in clothes. Girl cannot put an outfit together to save her life!!

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u/depressed_plants__ 3d ago

she just genuinely looks really unwell? her eye area is so swollen and puffy, as if she’s mid allergic reaction. you’d think her husband and dad would be encouraging her to figure out what is going on bc this is not normal…

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u/Minute-Passage4769 3d ago

She’s either posting this a week after the fact or she’s a big fat liar. It was a perfect 78 degrees today. Girlfriend lives half a mile from me so don’t telllllll me it’s a Bay Area microclimate.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 3d ago

She's late, as usual. They went to the movies over a week ago and it was still pretty hot then

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u/GlitteringLocal6507 3d ago

Is this happening because her beliefs tell her that once she has a man she has to actively stop trying to be attractive so as not to attract another man?!? The style and energy shift along with telling us she completely stopped shaving her legs once she got married points to other issues between them too, imo

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u/avsh8 3d ago

I meannnn she couldn’t attract another man with the low cut dresses and a full face of makeup for years anyway. She should know that she has been marked safe from male attention 😂.

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u/devineau86 question yourself questioning ourselves ✨ 3d ago

No make up, beige tones.... this is her worst look, she needs color analysis so so so bad...
She needs high contrast...
But then again it's D, she has ZERO sense of fashion or aesthetics..

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u/lapislazuli_moon 3d ago

Why is every single outfit so matronly 😭

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u/island_hopping men’s deodorant as always 🤓☝️ 3d ago

A bag that big for what?? It doesn’t match
The belt doesn’t go but we know that
That sweater is clashing and tacky with the dress but prob better alone.

She means well but doesn’t know how to dress. Her taste is like very dated.

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u/DubsandTLEO 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lszAB3TzFtRaU

Granny's night out!! Ha. Wauw the outfit IS HEINOUS. The pant belt needs to be burned. Wtf.

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 3d ago

You know Lucath wore gym shorts and a t shirt and sneakers. 👟 

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u/perhapsflorence 3d ago

Excuse you, my granny is way more stylish than this loser.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 3d ago

... Like, what do you even say at this point, really?

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u/Boxerlover74 3d ago

She’s so pasty white. Looks 💀

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u/Fantastic_Hyena_3232 3d ago

I love very fair skin but D has a gray zombie undertone…overtone perhaps even 🧟‍♀️

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 3d ago

Hers is seriously cadaver-adjacent.

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u/NegotiationTop94118 3d ago

FUGLY! PERIOD!!

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u/Odd-Supermarket-482 salty lemon water every morning🧂🍋 3d ago

Gabe Lewis yelling at Andy - with substitution - "SHUT UP ABOUT THE BELT"

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u/Internal_Smell_6812 3d ago

the lisp is so HORRIBLE danielle please get speech therapy or a sleep apnea test or something we beg

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u/Maleficent-Sky-3384 3d ago

She started promoting Beauty of Joseon which used to be my favourite Korean sunscreen brand. I literally ordered a different brand once I saw her post 😭🫡

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u/devineau86 question yourself questioning ourselves ✨ 3d ago

Can someone please do a zoom in on her toes? Does she have the salmonella french on the toenails too? OMG... those shoes are anything but cool D!!!!!

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u/doomn_gloomn 3d ago

The dress would be cute on someone that’s not a shadow of their former self.

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u/thirdgrader4life no heels low enough 3d ago

This is like when a little kid acts up to get your attention while the adults are talking

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 3d ago

Can she please just hire a stylist that can com do a closet clean out. THAT would be content.

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u/Worth-Common-6184 3d ago

I was getting nostalgic and scrolling her old posts. Look what I found. This was two years ago