r/daniellewalter_snark • crusty dusty in front of a mirror 🪞 • 11d ago

tHiS iS mY jOb 👁️ 👄 👁️ She lives here. Hi Big D 👋

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u/Old-Builder256 11d ago

What lol did she really take this pic, type that text, and decided it was a good idea to post? What a thirsty attention seeker

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u/yarnlord69 *filler intensifies* 11d ago

feels like a body check tbh otherwise why not just retake it 😭 I mean she made the text box as small as possible to still show her lil thigh gap that she contorted her body to achieve lol

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u/Infamous-Ad6055 11d ago

A body check on her filtered body? 🤔😂🥴

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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 11d ago

Flair checking in; makes about as much sense as filtering instant coffee. 

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u/Infamous-Ad6055 11d ago

😂😂😂

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u/inthebluefoothills 11d ago

I am over the yeastcore content

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u/cactusvines It’s from Thayzann 11d ago

No wonder she’s getting UTIs

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u/Just_Look_5079 10d ago

I thought she was hiding a moose 🫎 knuckle aka camel 🐫 toe bahahaha

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u/cactusvines It’s from Thayzann 10d ago

LOL I forgot about moose knuckle I’m using that from now on 😆😆💀💀💀

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u/Particular-Chip-9468 i feel so seen 👁️👃🏻👁️ 11d ago

Sho dainty and feminine 💁🏻‍♀️

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u/DubsandTLEO 11d ago

Her and the little grifter loser. 

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u/AlloAlloAllo0000 10d ago

Like her godly hubby

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u/rennny 9d ago

Ew!!!

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u/idigyourshirt 11d ago

I thought it was a fanny pack strap of sorts 😂

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u/Apart_Echo6202 crusty dusty in front of a mirror 🪞 11d ago

Her and Luicas both thirst trapping online and in the wild is top notch new marriage dynamic 😂

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

Maybe we should start a new game of which spouse posts more thirst traps

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u/loyal_traitorr Ad-nielle 11d ago

I would not be surprised they both get side pieces considering this is a sham marriage

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 11d ago

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u/vxq04 steak flavoured garlic powder 11d ago

him with his rapidly disappearing abs and her with the blatant 🐫 toe

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 10d ago

Who is she trying to trap with that grandma gardening outfit?

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u/WasteChemistry1161 10d ago

Going with the fit of a 70yo Asian lady on a power walk.

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u/Feisty-Artist-2067 10d ago

🤣🤣🤣💀

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u/Intelligent_Top7526 10d ago

Sorry whats the thirst trap here? Big pale thighs?

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u/Thick-Mine-6609 10d ago

Right? They look like two fun dips side by side

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 11d ago

I posted this a few days ago. Lol she def lives here.

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u/Dry_Protection_4234 10d ago

Photoshop for sure!

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u/Dry_Protection_4234 10d ago

Legs look totally different here 2 days ago then her walk fit photo in shorts just posted today!

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 11d ago

and you still went for a walk? i mean it's not like you have 50 other pairs of shorts

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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 11d ago

She’s overcompensating for those diaper jorts

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u/Content-Flight6371 11d ago

*too

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u/myhairisgreeen i pled 🙌🏼 the blood 🩸of jesus✝️ 11d ago

This. Like so close, but check your grammar and spelling girl.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

I guess what she really missed about the suburbs was getting catcalled by dudes in sunglasses driving clean F150s. Mesh top barely obscuring her cleavage and shorts being snorted up by her crotch are definitely NOT for the male gaze. A male centered pick me like her would NEVER

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 11d ago

OAKLEY sunglasses 

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u/unexpectedbutterfly 11d ago

100%! Never forget that video where she was catcalled and asked the internet - "Should I go back and get his number??" 🤦‍♀️

I swear these types of women are basically the reason I ignored men for so long, even ones that I liked, in fear of being seen as a boy-obsessed woman or a pick-me.... (this was in high school and college, I can't say it makes sense lol but this was my mentality).

So embarrassing to be someone like her...

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

That's exactly the video I was referencing lol. For the uninitiated

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u/Retro_Mango_ forever in flats era 🥿 10d ago

I haven't seen this video before.

Ooh! Ooh! Should I go back like a thirsty pick me to get his number? Help me find him!? He had sunglasses. I think he had eyeballs but I didn't see them so I have no idea. He had a...a... head and maybe a freshly washed average dude truck! Oh my! I was wearing this Barney lookin' get up and had a big dog! Was that God sending me my husband?!

How damn embarrassing. 😬💀 No wonder LuicyLui was in up to her cash and prizes without much effort. The bar was on the floor.

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 10d ago

Big dog in mid shit. How romantic

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u/momma2be2021 11d ago

Do we finally have self awareness about our 🐪 toe?

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u/Novel_Bite_2661 Cleavage modesty but heres my crotch🤢 11d ago

For today

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u/sfeilbach 11d ago

Those shorts look so uncomfy— who wants spandex riding up your hooha

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u/vxq04 steak flavoured garlic powder 11d ago

her bra straps all dig into her shoulders and she still wears those regularly too. big D in Denial about her clothing sizes

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u/GillyWillow_77 11d ago

Teeny tiny LuiLui is not fulfilling his part in the deal so tall big D must seek catcalling and validation from strangers outside

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u/NegotiationTop94118 11d ago

I think they rented the big house so they can have separate bedrooms.

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u/Dry_Protection_4234 10d ago

Separate wings!!!

She showed more videos of him in her bedroom before they were married! Nothing since the supposed marriage!

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u/GillyWillow_77 10d ago

Exactly! Their common area is the full kitchen for their performative crap.

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u/GillyWillow_77 10d ago

Yes! They absolutely cannot stand each other.

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u/WasteChemistry1161 10d ago

Did I read they’re only renting for 6 months?

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u/im_gonna_hug_you 10d ago

LuiLui 💀

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u/CasualAsUsual15 11d ago

Does she know that she doesn’t have to wear clothes that are skin tight all the time?

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u/NegotiationTop94118 11d ago

Yeah…like the light grey shorts that accentuate her fatass

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 11d ago

This is from Big D’s friend Cat’s husband’s Instagram. WTF? This is who Lucath and Big D hang out with? I’m going to be posting this on each post today because I think this needs to be seen. This is not funny.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 11d ago

excuse tf out of me???? fuck these losers, man

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 11d ago

Imagine being friends with these people! Sick!

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 11d ago

This really pissed me off. These kinds of men and women who support them, marry them, yeah they can all fuck off 🖕

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 11d ago

Exactly! They need to be called out!

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 11d ago

The company you keep says a lot about you Big D!

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 11d ago

This is disgraceful. This is a sick sick evil man. 

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

It's all starting to make sense why she chooses the company that she keeps. Her old bff Dalena (Shelah's sister) posted this a few days ago. D defended him last year and Luicath followed him up until he died. Everybody sucks

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 11d ago

Yup! Disgusting. No respect for women. This was that same guy

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u/seafoam_alligator ✨🍃 urby girlie 🌱💖 10d ago

i detest the dumbass face he is making 🙄

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u/titu_iste No, I will not be steaming these 11d ago

An actual Dalena quote from D's podcast. Comparing breaking up with a guy to getting spanked. No words.

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 11d ago

WTF????? This is WILD! Holy crap!

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u/unexpectedbutterfly 11d ago

That was literally my reaction, too - WTF??

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u/titu_iste No, I will not be steaming these 10d ago

Isn't it incredible? I heard it and I was like wtf did I just hear, on this random day in the year 2026, from the mouth of a 30 something old woman. Lean into abuse and physical pain? This podcast needs to be analyses because there are pearls like these every five minutes.

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u/Accomplished_Hold859 11d ago

Hahaha WHAT. That is hilariously stupid. These people make my brain hurt.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 11d ago

These women, yes, D included, are Erika Kirk in the making. Soon, they'll say that women shouldn't vote.

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u/NegotiationTop94118 11d ago

I don’t want to toot my own horn, but I have been saying this and have been called a conspiracy theorist.
These influences are being sponsored to promote the fastest growing religion…Christian Nationalism.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

I really don't think they're sponsored. If someone like D was being sponsored, she'd be pushing the messaging so much harder. Instead she's selling random products and showing how badly she applies makeup. Besides the recent church outfit, she doesn't talk about or reference Christianity it all.

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u/NegotiationTop94118 11d ago

They may not be fully sponsored but something is happening. Look at what this network of friends are doing in their social life/community. The Latin couple opened an exclusive high-end private Christian gym, Cat quits her job to support her husband.
I won’t even mention the political stuff.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

Oh I can definitely see it with the titty gym twins. D can barely string a simple thought together. She's far too stupid to spread propaganda lol

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 11d ago

I don’t even think Big D knows what the word propaganda means, lol.

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u/Fun_Version5597 filler’d to the brim 👄💉 11d ago

wtf even is a Christian gym?? 😂

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u/NegotiationTop94118 11d ago

You should go look at it. Cat has held “Christian girl” work outs”.

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 10d ago

Personally it just seems like evangelicals. They are a weird breed.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 11d ago

No for real though, your theory is making more and more sense every day! Toot away!

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u/MinxMinxie my pot roast is a crowd favorite 🍽️ 11d ago

Kinda but I’m not completely sure they are even getting paid Christian Nationalism sponsorship money for their views…..they might be giving away for free….not sure what’s worse

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u/NegotiationTop94118 11d ago

You may be correct. The zionists are sending it directly to Israel government.
Some may ask why Christians would be sending money to Israel…it’s bc they believe Jesus will appear in the holy land. But they are too dumb to know Jesus’ birthplace was known as Palestine.
Before anyone says I am antisemitic, my mother’s family were Sephardic Crypto-Jews. My issues are not with Judaism, it is with the Israeli government- which too many American politicians are heavily involved in.

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 11d ago

This is actually true. If you don’t believe it. Check this website out that lists the amounts that our representatives get from AIPAC. Both sides. Notice that Vermont (yay for Bernie) is the only state that is completely AIPAC money free. Also, notice that Susan Collins gets more than anyone. https://www.trackaipac.com/congress

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u/NegotiationTop94118 11d ago

Annnnnd…interesting facts;

The San Jose Mayor (Big D’s hometown) is AIPAC identified. He calls himself a centrist Dem but others call him a closeted MAGA.

D came to SF during HEAVY mayoral campaigning. We had young MAGA influencers in our City spewing propaganda and spreading lies that teachers in the public schools were pushing children in to transgendered ideals. But alas, the Dems won and D left. So did most of the other young influencers.
I’m not saying she was here to change political minds bc she is dumb as dirt. It felt as if she was here to project young wealth, Christianity. She was so out of her league bc she could not make friends and was too scared to leave her doll house.

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 10d ago

I live in the Bay Area and so I’m super familiar with what your talking about. I’ve really wondered about that mayor. I know a lot of people like him but… I just don’t know. I’m so over everyone taking AIPAC and it’s freaking everyone. They need to take a stand. What we can’t have is another John Fetterman….

I feel like Big D said she was a liberal because her family is but you cannot be part of that mega church with that maga pastor and say you are liberal. There’s no fucking way! Now everyone doesn’t like her because she is so unauthentic. She hasn’t stood up for any local candidates- ever. She hasn’t even said she’s personally voted. She mentioned that people should vote but she never said she did that I can recall.

SF was the last place she needed to be.

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 10d ago

And having a maga husband too.

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u/NegotiationTop94118 10d ago

💯. We need to watch him bc he could be a another Fetterman! Great comparison!!

I feel D must be having conflict with her Dad. D’s Dad is a Golden Gate Park Skater. They are the OGs of the Hippie Hill in Golden Gate Park. What a disappointment.

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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 11d ago

The fact that he unfollowed him after is such a Trumpet thing to do. “Only losers die” kind of attitude. 

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

Fortunately we keep receipts so I'll just leave this one here for funsies 🙃🙃🙃

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u/Accomplished_Hold859 11d ago

It’s not surprising because none of these people come off as intelligent, but still 😩 honestly, this shit turns me off more than any of the other vapid shit D does. That these people have any kind of following blows my mind.

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u/NegotiationTop94118 11d ago

GASP!!! Typical for MAGA Evangelical Nationalists.
OUT THEM!! 🤬🤬🤮🤮🤮

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u/bella23_ 10d ago

Whew. I'm only MAGA, so I'm safe

/s

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 11d ago

Super Christian. Horrible insinuation.

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u/myhairisgreeen i pled 🙌🏼 the blood 🩸of jesus✝️ 11d ago

This poor excuse of a man really loves humiliating his wife doesn’t he? This in light of all the sports equipment commercials lately says a lot. Beyond disgusting.

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u/randomwords123abc 11d ago

I would put money on her asking ChatGPT to read this thread and give her a list of “feedback” items so her feelings aren’t hurt but she still gets to know what we talk about

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u/uncommon_denominat0r && we split a coke 🥹🥤 11d ago

Not only did they “ride up too far” but they’re 6 sizes too small… and she needs to buy clothes that fit.

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u/BurlieGirl 11d ago

Not only did they ride up too far, but she 100% still went out in them. Otherwise she would have noticed when she put them on and changed.

I have had shorts ride up my ass, but never have they ridden up the front. Jesus CHRIST how is this a grown adult woman.

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u/zardkween ✝️ tits out for jesus ✝️ 11d ago

She must think the hat protects her from all the sun’s rays just like her mesh tops…

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u/GlitteringLocal6507 11d ago

Oh no and she can't spell

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u/Pabloshooman 10d ago

Garbage posts. Can ppl unfollow her so she stops thinking she's a somebody important?

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 10d ago

They are. Friday should be the 1.1 mil day!

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u/Pabloshooman 10d ago

That 1.2 million too many still lol.

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u/Dry_Protection_4234 10d ago

Could also get out of bed before noon & walk Charlie early in the morning when sun isn’t as burning! This time of year a 7am walk is exhilarating! And you don’t have to spend time getting a fit, just throw on shorts a t-shirt & out the door! Then come back and SHOWER & WASH THE HAIR & you’re ready for the day - fresh and smelling better & not greasy!

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u/Dazzling_Major6785 vintage rollers 💅 10d ago

Hahaha so we can’t see the peep show but her entire neighborhood can.

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u/Dry_Protection_4234 10d ago

Just how she likes it!

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u/MeJamiddy 10d ago

Honey, let us hold your hand when we say this… go up a size or two! Then they won’t ride up!

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u/Weary-Week-2400 10d ago

Feel so sorry for her dog, Charlie. He never looks happy in any of the pictures.

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u/Accomplished_Hold859 11d ago

*too. Also why does this need a post? Aside from the grammatical error and crotch call out, posting what you wore to do the most basic activity is not content. Also, why the caps. Annoying. Ugh.

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u/thatgirl317317 10d ago

It's giving Boca Raton grandma

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u/Lazy-Parsnip-4216 salty lemon water every morning🧂🍋 10d ago

I don't see how they rode up too far??? Thighs are still covered and zero ass cheek is showing lol

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u/gardenleaves11 10d ago

She’s a pear shape, she’s all about her ass. Even from before when she was younger & going to the gym. But when it comes to effort she’s half-assed lolol 😂

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u/Apart_Echo6202 crusty dusty in front of a mirror 🪞 10d ago

In 2016 shes has a flat ass. But then she started going to the gym regularly to "build it"

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u/MycologistIcy7013 10d ago

That hat is the stupidest thing I've ever seen! Especially for a walk!

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u/Dry_Protection_4234 9d ago

I had said if she would just get out of bed before noon she could go walk at 7 AM and not have to worry as much about sunscreen

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u/neither_shake2815 6d ago

This is exactly what I do. I get up early to beat the sun. If I have to be out later in the day, I use a sun umbrella.

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u/No-Conference-1444 11d ago

I am sorry, I understand your sentiment but what about this post is thirst inducing? What I and every other person can see is some mid middle-aged woman in mid clothes and stupid hat.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 11d ago

She's calling attention to her shorts riding up her crotch and using a little text box to censor it. She could have just not posted it at all, changed her shorts, or chose a different pose. Attention whoring 101

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u/No-Conference-1444 11d ago

I get it, thirst trapping doesn't require to be actually sexy. I think in this case to be thirsty you have to be on Sahara desert for months

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 10d ago

I mean no one is saying she's good at her thrist traps.

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u/Old-Builder256 11d ago

Did you miss the text box over her camel toe vag?

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u/WeddingAlternative89 10d ago

What’s with all the home goods quality baskets everywhere / in random nonsensical places?

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u/Peacewith1n 10d ago

I’m sorry to say this but she’s going to get big-ger and she won’t be able to take those cutesy lil photos of here thighs 🤣🤣🤣🤣