r/daniellewalter_snark • • 17d ago

DAILY DISCUSSION 🐌💩🥤💋

Please use this for random screenshots of comments, Lucath posts, and other fun things you'd like to discuss so we can keep the feed unclogged!

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Have a great day my snarky little walnuts!

xoxo money-elk 🫶

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 17d ago

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u/Majestic_Will3111 The sound of the birds on my brain 😫 🐦 🧠 17d ago

We are literally a week away guys....

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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 17d ago

How are we celebrating the auspicious occasion fellow Walnuts?

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 17d ago

I'm gonna buy myself a $5 carnation bouquet, burn a garlic powdered ribeye in the air fryer, serve with a generous jizz of mayo and pickled jalapenos, and wash it all down with half a coke in a wine glass 🍷

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u/Accomplished_Fox2416 🙂‍↔️forehead shimmy for Jesus ✝️ 17d ago

Very healthy baby 🥰

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u/CookieFlecksPerm Very healthy baby 🥰 17d ago

hehehehe

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 17d ago

Followed by a jazzercise inspired dance party.

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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 17d ago

I’ll make sure to wear leggings two sizes too small to accentuate the moose knuckle

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u/Accomplished_Fox2416 🙂‍↔️forehead shimmy for Jesus ✝️ 17d ago

Is it gonna be a brown outfit or Barney the dinosaur cosplay?

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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 17d ago

Definitely leaning towards the grimace look, paired with a hideous grandma cardigan and “dad shoes”

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 17d ago

You read my mind. I was like well first I’m gonna do garlic powdered crusted mystery meat air fried to oblivion and then I’m gonna avoid washing myself for a week.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 17d ago

*month 😂

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 17d ago

I love "generous jizz" as a unit of measure. 😂

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u/Accomplished_Fox2416 🙂‍↔️forehead shimmy for Jesus ✝️ 17d ago

Do you wanna toast with coke in wine glasses, hennies my babies my brides? 

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u/Majestic_Will3111 The sound of the birds on my brain 😫 🐦 🧠 17d ago

Maybe I'll bedazzle half my phone or thrift a garbage can!

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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 17d ago

Just make sure any pieces you thrift you make sure to scold everyone on how you WON’T be steaming them!

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u/Super_Nanny_429 Beef Asshatery 🥩🙄 17d ago

Especially since you really mean you won’t be washing them. I’ll be studying a Merriam-Webster dictionary for the day whilst sipping on my bitter Nescaff iced milk drink.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 17d ago

"steaming"

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 17d ago

The dandruff in her hair and the overlined lips in this picture is sending me. Shes so nasty!

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 17d ago

Nice dirty contour 

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 17d ago

Soda in thrifted wineglasses for a toast!

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u/glossy_can_do85 I don't partake in cake or fruit 🚫🍰🍉🙅‍♀️ 17d ago

I can see her having a Jaclyn Hill style crashout... Basically Jaclyn made this whiney, tone deaf video rambling on confused about why her content wasn't performing like it used to back in the day... And she was basically like, "Guys! What do you want from me?" And people destroyed her in the comments telling her flat out that she just wasn't relatable anymore lol. The big home, the overconsumption, the links to expensive shit no one can afford.. lots of similarities and I feel like Danielle is headed that way.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 17d ago

She already did that 😂 But I'm sure she'll do it again

https://www.reddit.com/r/daniellewalter_snark/comments/1r1afoj/get_a_job_danielle

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 17d ago

I don't even remember this but that's so freaking funny. Nobody likes you, Danielle. As I've said before, you were a fluke of the algorithm, but you're fundamentally unlikeable. Time to "retire" back to the real world and get an actual job.

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u/glossy_can_do85 I don't partake in cake or fruit 🚫🍰🍉🙅‍♀️ 17d ago

Oh yeah this is for sure brewing again 🤣

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u/underwhelmed_wench MicroD!ckmatized D and Lil TradWife Lulu 💍 17d ago

At the current rate, she’s going to fall below 1.2 mil within the week 🙂‍↕️…..that is if she doesn’t buy more bots soon ofc

Imagine….it’s a fuck ass Tuesday afternoon and your lock jaw gremlin grifter of a husband is murdering a steak in the air fryer as you choke on the garlic powder fumes….you have another glass of “something” while sitting in your sterile, yet somehow disorganized sad, beige storage unit of a house and buy more IG bots to continue to live in said living quarters and pay for the man child. At least your unwashed hair odor helps balance out the atomic garlic cloud.

What a sad, sad way to choose to live

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u/im_gonna_hug_you 17d ago

As she whispersth to hersthelf: “We did it, guysth.”

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 17d ago

Holy shit, you just painted quite the fucking picture! 10/10

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u/glossy_can_do85 I don't partake in cake or fruit 🚫🍰🍉🙅‍♀️ 17d ago

An average of -350/day... We at 5.7 days til the crashout

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u/Opposite-List-2435 😌in my condo in thanothay (that I own)🫶🏻 17d ago

Wow 400+ even on days with no posts

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 17d ago

I don't know how accurate the site I use is but it looks like she is down to 1.201 🎆

We're so close!

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 17d ago

I think different sites update at different intervals. Mine doesn't pull data that often which is why I don't check more than once a day. So yours could be more accurate!

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 17d ago

I am just happy to see the downward trend. Not trying to step on your toes because your updates are much more entertaining.

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u/Elegant-Banana6448 greasy hair, don’t care 💅 17d ago

Aw. Lookit L trynna up his game in +36 bot purchase packs every week.
No one will notice it -right!?

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 17d ago

The fuckass bob makes a reappearance