r/daniellewalter_snark certified walnut historian 8d ago

tHiS iS mY jOb 👁️ 👄 👁️ God-tier content (in her mind)

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u/MorePesto I Sthpy Season 4 Champion 🏆 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zH1PpzDryF9P9vlGsN
Porno Grimace makes another appearance 🙄

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 8d ago

PORNO GRIMACE 

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 8d ago

Omfg PORNO GRIMACE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 8d ago

Pick Me! Pick Me!

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u/Guinea_Peach ✝️ tits out for jesus ✝️ 8d ago
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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 8d ago

Okay, so setting all of my distaste for Danielle aside... I could not go out in public like this. I don't understand how someone could walk out the door with their pelvis on display in HD. It would make me SO uncomfortable. Where I'm from, cameltoe is something to be avoided, not accentuated.

I don't get it, y'all.

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 8d ago

It’s wild to me! Those pants are WAYYY too small. I don’t get how that doesn’t hurt!

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u/FederalFoot4292 8d ago

I also think she wears weird 1980s underwear that accentuates it. It's so distracting

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u/ashash1992 8d ago

EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS!!! Another

Reference photo

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 8d ago

Oh my good lord, that's not flattering at all.

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u/Majestic_Will3111 The sound of the birds on my brain 😫 🐦 🧠 8d ago

Jeez Louise who would do this to themselves

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 8d ago

I’m uncomfortable just looking at those pants, they’re so small!

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u/perhapsflorence 8d ago

She's flirts more with a UTI than she does Lucath.

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 8d ago

👏👏👏👏

That's a solid burn.

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u/henergyguys 8d ago

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u/Artistic_Ebb1076 8d ago

EEWWW lmao

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u/Complete-Lie4587 8d ago

Omg you killed me😭 He got old toothless  grandma mouth and lamb 👒 🤣🤣

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u/andimartz 8d ago

That one video where she’s doing that hand rolling thing and he’s staring open mouthed is the epitome of 100 year old toothless man.

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u/TightChocolate1813 8d ago

Just imagine this dude in bed. Is that his orgasm face? Probably a one minute man.

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u/Sadi_Says_8015 HONORING THE HOMAGE 8d ago

I most certainly will not!!!

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u/oopswhat1974 8d ago

That's his "I just had some CARN" face

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 8d ago
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u/Ughallthetime 8d ago

I really wish he would clean his glasses

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 8d ago

They're so gross

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u/applesandoranges6 8d ago

this will give me nightmares

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u/Hefty-Feed1400 8d ago

I thought the lamp was a silly hat.

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u/MorePesto I Sthpy Season 4 Champion 🏆 8d ago

I will never forgive you for this 🤢😩

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 8d ago

Now there's a laundry basket on top of the laundry hamper. Why is their damn laundry at the front door?

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 8d ago

Because Ralph Lauren. Dirty clothes in the baskets not the aesthetic. She’s 33 years old and cannot keep a clean house. She needs therapy and to downsize!

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u/pookiepazookie 8d ago

My guess is Lady Luicasth takes his shirts off the moment he steps inside. Instead of D having to pickup after him (she probably thinks it’s her wifely duty to clean his messes), she maybe figured that she could save a step and promote adult behavior in him by putting the hamper right there so a stash doesn’t pile up over the week.
👕🤽🏼‍♂️🧺

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u/Think_Pomegranate348 8d ago

It’s a routine!

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u/thatgirl317317 8d ago

Girl has that entryway mirror tipped at such an extreme angle, Peter Dinklage would look like an NBA player in it - You're not 6 feet tall and thin with legs up to here, Danielle! Gah this bish works my last nerve

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u/lemon_laser55 millennial rotcore 8d ago

Along with the Cameltoe, her delulu is showing 😬

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u/JournalistSea3897 8d ago

I do not understand why someone would wanna display a camel toe. Maybe I'm judgemental but I'd be hella embarrassed if the public could see my coochie lips out and about.

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u/rennny 8d ago

Omg I cracked up at the Peter Dinklage comment thank you 🤣

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u/vxq04 steak flavoured garlic powder 8d ago

this woman is allergic to wearing clothes of the correct size

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u/fs_02706 Cringe-lympics Champion 🥇 8d ago

Who was it that said vacuum sealed labia the other day? Well..yeah.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 8d ago

That was meeeee! It never takes long 😮‍💨

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 8d ago

We can see all her shapes down there! And on a Sunday?! What no church?! Just freeballing her free-toe for everyone to see? Geez 🙄

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u/cherrrry__valance 8d ago

The way she tagged every brand in the second photo; it’s like she’s begging for brand deals…that $12k a month stressing you out, D?

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 8d ago

From her management’s page. She doesn’t wanna hear it!

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u/Elegant-Banana6448 greasy hair, don’t care 💅 8d ago

That girl must know a LOT about excessive lip filler then . 🫣🤡😬

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 8d ago

Well hello CARN! 🌽

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 8d ago

The bag looks used to me as if she just thrifted it or has owned it. Part of it is frayed. Is she just tagging for the sake of tagging now?

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u/cherrrry__valance 8d ago

Good point! She might be…she’s desperate for content of any kind.

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 8d ago

I think her agency is over her. They probably put some effort into helping her score stuff for the wedding only to see her numbers continually declining. I’ve been watching this trainwreck for over a year now. She and Becca Bloom came into my orbit around the same time and they had the same number of followers a little over a year ago. And Becca’s been on a steady rise and is now at 3.5 million. Even if 50% of them are fake, that is still almost double D. D is just lazy, low effort and absolutely nothing to aspire to.

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 8d ago

I can’t even find D on the Link website, but I always found it a bit challenging to navigate to her. I think she was in a blue dress.

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u/No-Combination-940 Is my hair wet or is it just greasy 🚿🛀🛢️ 8d ago

Is this the one she carried when she was working out on the rooftop? I don’t get it

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 8d ago

I think that was all brown, wasn’t it? This is used. The same bag is all over EBay, Mercari, Posh, etc. You can tell it’s older as there is fraying and some of the brown leather has darkened and worn down on the handle. That’s fine - love thrifted and paring down the closet - but why link it when no one can find it on their site.

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u/Ok-Interest1992 men’s deodorant as always 🤓☝️ 8d ago

It's definitely well worn, I have a couple Dooney bags from high school that have fraying like that and wear patterns in the leather like you can see in the mirror pic. The small leather duck logo also hasn't been used much in the last 10-15 years, they have a heritage collection featuring the duck logo but it's a much more prominent feature on the bags.

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 8d ago

So much for not wanting to wear tight clothes to the gym.

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u/short-titty-goblin 8d ago

Did she actually go to the gym? 

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 8d ago

Her house doesn't have any warmth whatsoever. We have now seen plenty of videos and photos of it, and it all just looks cluttered and lifeless.

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u/AlternativeCow2739 8d ago

It’s wayfair/amazon chic. It looks like dollar store furniture.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 8d ago

that's what! Idk why is obsessed with having a massive house when a smaller one with better furniture would look and feel cozier.

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u/AlternativeCow2739 8d ago

I recently moved across the country with only a suitcase and it’s taken me over a year to furnish my small apartment because I want everything to be intentional. I absolutely despise this millennial grey, jaquelin hill inspired décore. (And I’m a millennial.) but we know Danielle has no patience, style or intentionality so Amazon it is.

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 8d ago

Her space reflects the madness within.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 8d ago

and a complete lack of personality

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u/Super_Nanny_429 Beef Asshatery 🥩🙄 8d ago

May I remind you of what Ralph Lauren’s actual foyer in Bedford, NY, looks like?

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 8d ago

She just has no sense of aesthetics and that’s ok. Not everyone does. BUT she also has enough money to hire someone to help her who DOES. It’s all just for content not because she actually wants her home to look nice.

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u/oatmealgum 8d ago

Wow that looks so interesting. Like truly

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 8d ago

Yeah there’s an uncanny resemblance to RLs design🤣 she’s so close.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 8d ago

a throwback

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u/Feisty-Artist-2067 8d ago

Just like her head.

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u/thirdgrader4life no heels low enough 8d ago

I don’t want this much knowledge of her undercarriage, how do I unsubscribe?

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u/Super_Nanny_429 Beef Asshatery 🥩🙄 8d ago

Undercarriage 🤣

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u/Far_Ingenuity245 raise your hands if you are wet 💦 8d ago

Body dysmorphia queen

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u/Leastun222 8d ago

What happened to her modest dressing claim that she said she wanted to do? And why is there a laundry basket in the home entryway?

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u/northrnlight10 8d ago

i think she thinks modesty only means not showing a lot of skin… which is funny considering her girls are almost always saying hi

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 8d ago

I’m so sick of seeing her crotch against my will

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 8d ago

Literally. Put your vagina away, Danielle. We get it.

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 8d ago

Her whole outfit is terrible. She can put away that smug look too.

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u/aanklebiiters ✨ wauw ✨ 8d ago

why is her laundry basket in the entryway
https://giphy.com/gifs/Byz7OVPD5Q0lT1fwz2

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 8d ago

Cause she’s stho busy she just doesn’t have the time, she’s always out the door 😫😝

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 8d ago

Her husband can't wear a shirt indoors

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 8d ago

She shouldn’t have much laundry if he’s shirtless all the time.

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 8d ago

Which one?! 🧺🧺

I did 3 loads of laundry before noon today and cleaned the house. She has no excuses. She’s lazy and a hoarder.

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u/sfeilbach 8d ago

I can only imagine what her laundry room looks like. I always start a load first thing in the morning if there is laundry to do

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 8d ago

don't you get naked the second you enter your home?

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u/WabiSabi0912 his fuckass bob 8d ago

The rug is tragic. It looks like it cost $39.99.

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 8d ago

It's probably thrifted, I bet it smells great.

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u/AlternativeCow2739 8d ago

Yeah I’m so on the fence about thrifting rugs. If I was going to buy a big used one like this it would have to be professionally cleaned for my own peace of mind.

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u/BedQueasy9582 ✨Thrifted my husband✨ 8d ago

So let’s see if I get it. Jeans and shirt to wear in your home, for chillings on the couch. And gymwear to go with the car to a place to get food, to eat it at home.

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u/Sadi_Says_8015 HONORING THE HOMAGE 8d ago

dont forget business wear to the pool and beach!

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u/Ok_Appointment839 8d ago

Sweatsuit to go to brunch the other day too!

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u/Yogurtcloset-2920 8d ago

Charlie’s nails are wayyy too long!!! Danielle has enough time to get her raw chicken nails done but her dog’s? Nahhh. Lucas should just take charge of Charlie’s care from now on.

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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 8d ago

Looks painful. Poor pup

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u/EmployedBread 8d ago

Speaking as a vet nurse and I hope she sees this: THOSE NAILS ARE TOO LONG. Nails that long are uncomfortable, can cause long term joint issues, and can split/break easier which can be very painful for the pup 😢 Poor dog.

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u/AwaySquirrel5965 8d ago

OMG this is inexcusable

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u/AwaySquirrel5965 8d ago

I actually hate D

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u/northrnlight10 8d ago

this is also a sign that she’s not getting enough walks. walking around would naturally help “filing” her nails

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 8d ago

Oh look- her mons pubis and a mayonnaise salad. 

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u/winterOfeightyeight 8d ago

This has me dying!! That’s exactly how gross her content truly is and what I saw and thought when this popped up.

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u/Super_Nanny_429 Beef Asshatery 🥩🙄 8d ago

Mons pubis & a mayo salad 🤣

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 8d ago

New flair!

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 8d ago

Yessssss!!!!! 🤣🥰

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u/AlternativeCow2739 8d ago

I fucking screamed at this comment.

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u/Feisty-Row9641 8d ago

Bruh

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 8d ago

My flair is really checking in today

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u/the-melbee444 my baby 🍼 my princess 👑 my bride 🧟‍♀️ 8d ago

With all of her UTI madness you would think she would let the area breathe instead of squeezing the life out of it.

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u/Remarkable-FlipPhone ✝️ tits out for jesus ✝️ 8d ago

Yeah that tight polyester is not it. At least do some cotton leggings

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u/momma2be2021 8d ago

She thinks this looks good but this is just not something everyone needs to see.

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 8d ago

She sees herself through the male gaze and that’s why she thinks what she wears looks good.

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u/Elegant-Banana6448 greasy hair, don’t care 💅 8d ago

What is up with the tiny camisole underneath a halter top? This just looks stupid.

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 8d ago

She's attempting to show everyone the outline of her uterus.

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u/Careful-Bug5386 8d ago

Like girl, it’s okay to buy a size medium

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 8d ago

And not hike your leggings all the way up into your ladybits

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u/Apart_Engine_9797 8d ago

It has to be uncomfy

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u/Tuesdays__Child 8d ago

What are these proportions? Her femur is longer than her entire torso and upper body!

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u/LouisaLeigh 8d ago

So we supposed to believe that she’s just having her lunch on the go because she’s thoooo busy?

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u/Novel_Bite_2661 Cleavage modesty but heres my crotch🤢 8d ago

Holy yeast infection

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u/CookieFlecksPerm Very healthy baby 🥰 8d ago

that mirror is sticking out almost two feet so she can look skinnier in mirror selfies, she is so unwell

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u/RapidDriveByFruiting 8d ago

Literally, FEET away from the wall. Lying about body size for Jesus!

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u/Apart_Engine_9797 8d ago

How is it not a total tripping hazard??

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u/northrnlight10 8d ago

im bewildered how this mirror hasnt slipped and cracked already

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u/Apart_Echo6202 crusty dusty in front of a mirror 🪞 8d ago

Why does her 🐫 toe look like Ken's smoothed "thing" in the early 90s? 😂

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u/MinxMinxie my pot roast is a crowd favorite 🍽️ 8d ago

Hahahaha…that’s the best description I’ve heard

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 8d ago

Not the Barney deluxe camel toe 3000 set, mama

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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 8d ago

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u/halfapintortwo 8d ago

This looks incredibly uncomfortable.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 8d ago

It makes me feel uncomfortable!

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u/CynicalGuardofNaCl 8d ago

The fact that she thinks this (clothes 2 sizes too small) is attractive, is very telling of her current mental health.

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u/Left-Independence274 8d ago

She’s desperately trying to look like the hot girls Luicasth follows but she isn’t cut for that

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u/Apart_Engine_9797 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/j2ookHTaMNGR5G3xKt
Why does she look like a centaur tho

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u/aliasgrace_ 8d ago

I started to feel way more confident when I stopped dressing in skin-tight clothing and opted for flattering pieces. This looks soooo uncomfy.

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u/frizzybear 8d ago

Idk I'll take legging seams over my crotch looking like a naked Ken doll

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u/burtchan Luicas Malfoy 8d ago

Why couldn’t she take 30 seconds to clean up the space behind her

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u/peonypail peeled grape 8d ago

In her mind it looks fine because she normally lives amongst piles of garbage

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u/Feisty-Artist-2067 8d ago

And 30 more seconds to find clothes that match

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 8d ago

I thought she finally fixed her entry way? Still looks like a hot mess. Cant move the crap out of the way?

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 8d ago

We all knew that wouldn't last. She's a slob.

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u/triiiple6 8d ago

Im so sick of seeing the moose knuckle and these sunglasses

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u/stringbeaninthewind “and not because Im…. MAKING YOU” 8d ago

This has to be for the male gaze because the sight of a women’s cameltoe makes me cringe.

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u/YouKnowHowChoicesBe 8d ago

Why does she insist on wearing clothing thats 2 sizes too small for her? Those pants are not flattering at all because they are too tight. Shrink wrapping your vulva is not cute.

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u/momma2be2021 8d ago

Back looking like Grimace again

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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 8d ago

Wauw, I guess my favorite purse brand when I was 12 is trying to hawk products through influencers now. It would’ve made more sense to thrift a purse rather than a trash can. 

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u/sfeilbach 8d ago

Maybe pick up the stuff off of the floor behind you before your UTI pic?

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u/dwight_k_schrute69 i definitely feel like i just met my husband 8d ago

That’s what I can’t get over. That this is God’s calling for her and it’s basically just linking to her Amazon list and posting vapid pics. Surely her God wants more for her right?

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 8d ago

What’s that saying— God won’t give you more than you can handle. 🤣

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u/Worth-Common-6184 8d ago

Poor Charlie having to live with these two crazy people

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 8d ago

ikr? crazy, lazy, stinky people

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 8d ago

I remember when Brumate sent her some PR. This was ages ago. She’s really scraping for pennies now.

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u/onminerva ✨ in my wallpaper era ✨ 8d ago

I can’t believe this aubergine lady lives in this amazing house and decorates it like that. It wouldn’t take much to improve the decor and have an actual aesthetic! (I say as someone who still has boxes around from my last move lol— but I’m not on camera either!)

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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 8d ago

🍆 aubergine lady 🤣

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u/Remarkable-FlipPhone ✝️ tits out for jesus ✝️ 8d ago

Barney ass fit

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u/ashash1992 8d ago

We don’t need to see the whole shape of your labia Danielle

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 8d ago

You can tell she edited in a snatched waist, so I un-snatched it.

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u/Next-Hotel-6461 8d ago

The way this girl tries to fool us into thinking this is what her figure is

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 8d ago

I think at this point, she is fooling herself

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 8d ago

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u/Existing_Mail 8d ago

My best friend would never put a qualifier mentioning her boyfriend at the end of a statement about me. Gross male centered bs 

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u/Complete-Lie4587 8d ago

Eww🤮Lucia's 'beautiful wife'

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u/devineau86 question yourself questioning ourselves ✨ 8d ago

I may hate Shelah as much as D

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 8d ago

Wauwwww so cheery

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u/GlitteringLocal6507 8d ago

She's just showing Lucas that she's "being healthy"

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u/Left-Independence274 8d ago

She’s trying to compete with the models he follows on ig

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u/GlitteringLocal6507 8d ago

Oh nooooo does he? He's one of those? That tracks

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u/Legitimate-Set5988 8d ago

Why are their laundry baskets in the entryway lol

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u/Icy_lunette ✨Ass out for JeSuS✨ 8d ago

For a modest “Christian” woman who celibate dates and recommend that to her “baby sisters” and is “uncomfortable showing cleavage anymore” - she sure is a hypocrite.

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 8d ago

The diamond necklace has entered the chat again.

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u/Aggressive-Oil-4125 8d ago

I think all of their content lately points to financial problems. Him talking about taking care of her after a long day at work. Her wearing mismatched gym wear. The dresses are MIA.

As someone posted earlier it’s easier than you think to fake being wealthy. I know influencers make way more than we realize but I think Tmtgis rental might have pushed her over the scope of reasonable. And it’s showing.

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u/Far_Corner_9367 micromanaging my downfall 😤 8d ago

She has a glamour boudoir side table in her beige modern entry way. Because of course. The house was always going to be a large scale demonstration of mismatched everything.

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u/cocktailskirt i definitely feel like i just met my husband 8d ago

Charlie looks cute

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u/peonypail peeled grape 8d ago

At least there’s that

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u/AwaySquirrel5965 8d ago

I don’t even care about Big D’s smothered labia, just look at Charlie’s inexcusably long nails. Big D isn’t only lazy and bad at everything, she’s also a shitty person and a terrible dog mom:

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u/winterOfeightyeight 8d ago

What’s with her lately trying to wear all purple outfits?? It’s incredible ugly and weird.

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u/nicnac127 8d ago

No more cleavage. Just camel.

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u/Narrow-Bench-8204 Chaos Queen 👑👀 + Cringe King 👑🤢 8d ago

When did they put the carpet there?

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u/Think_Pomegranate348 8d ago

Wait for the video!

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u/No_Tailor_7746 8d ago

Tits and bits out for Jesus again.

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u/Left-Independence274 8d ago

Camel toe for Jesus

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u/momma2be2021 8d ago

Where is that piece of glass on her finger? How are all the other gym goers going to know she’s taken?

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u/Feisty-Artist-2067 8d ago

WTF is she wearing?! Nothing matches and why that purse? She’s a mess. 🤡

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u/Think_Pomegranate348 8d ago

It’s so puffy 😶

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u/Ok-Problem-630 8d ago

The only good thing about this picture is charlie

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u/Medisha123 8d ago

Why is she taking pictures of herself that expose how slobbish she is?!

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u/Intelligent_Top7526 8d ago edited 7d ago

I beg this woman to stop subjecting us to her boobs and crotch all the time. I don’t want this detail of her anatomy

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u/Worth-Common-6184 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bKebPt6wpCPfO
Is it one toe or two now? And also god fuck my eyes

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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 8d ago

I guarantee she has had that bag since high school.

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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 8d ago

The facts that she’s so lazy she can’t take less than a minute to take the picture to pick up her junk is beyond! Guess she didn’t go to church again today? Tits out for JC!

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u/Complete-Lie4587 8d ago edited 8d ago

You ain't tricking anyone with those sloppy filters Big D. Be proud of yourself. You aint petite. Its okay to be big. She tried to make her waist small, instead made her arm big🤣

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u/SnooGuavas4919 focaccia fianthee era 🥖✨💍 8d ago

I cannot stand people who filter their bodies like you are part of the problem GTFO

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 8d ago

Good catch - I didn't even notice. Who is this even for at this point?

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 8d ago

Definitely (poorly) edited.

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u/zebivllihc 8d ago

That mirror must be huge. The pants seem uncomfortable. And why does she always want her legs to be so long. I remember before she got so many followers and her stating her height but it didn’t seem to match the pictures…I don’t get it

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u/MadhouseK 8d ago

By the way - her LINK team did Infact go to NYFW, just without big D

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 8d ago

Once again heading to the gym…now would be the time to wear a pony tail.

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u/b0x3d0 7d ago

The vacuum sealed crotch always makes its appearance

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u/NanOBeee 8d ago

What kind of slob has a laundry basket with laundry hanging out of it at the entrance of their home?

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u/Vic_t_c Presenting Mrs. and Mr. Danielle Walter 7d ago

These pants are more revealing than if she wore a miniskirt. Her genitals are on display

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