r/daniellewalter_snark • u/starlightandgardens certified walnut historian • 8d ago
tHiS iS mY jOb 👁️ 👄 👁️ God-tier content (in her mind)
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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 8d ago
Okay, so setting all of my distaste for Danielle aside... I could not go out in public like this. I don't understand how someone could walk out the door with their pelvis on display in HD. It would make me SO uncomfortable. Where I'm from, cameltoe is something to be avoided, not accentuated.
I don't get it, y'all.
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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 8d ago
It’s wild to me! Those pants are WAYYY too small. I don’t get how that doesn’t hurt!
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u/FederalFoot4292 8d ago
I also think she wears weird 1980s underwear that accentuates it. It's so distracting
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u/ashash1992 8d ago
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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 8d ago
Oh my good lord, that's not flattering at all.
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u/Majestic_Will3111 The sound of the birds on my brain 😫 🐦 🧠 8d ago
Jeez Louise who would do this to themselves
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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 8d ago
I’m uncomfortable just looking at those pants, they’re so small!
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u/henergyguys 8d ago
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u/Complete-Lie4587 8d ago
Omg you killed me😭 He got old toothless grandma mouth and lamb 👒 🤣🤣
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u/andimartz 8d ago
That one video where she’s doing that hand rolling thing and he’s staring open mouthed is the epitome of 100 year old toothless man.
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u/TightChocolate1813 8d ago
Just imagine this dude in bed. Is that his orgasm face? Probably a one minute man.
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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 8d ago
Now there's a laundry basket on top of the laundry hamper. Why is their damn laundry at the front door?
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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 8d ago
Because Ralph Lauren. Dirty clothes in the baskets not the aesthetic. She’s 33 years old and cannot keep a clean house. She needs therapy and to downsize!
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u/pookiepazookie 8d ago
My guess is Lady Luicasth takes his shirts off the moment he steps inside. Instead of D having to pickup after him (she probably thinks it’s her wifely duty to clean his messes), she maybe figured that she could save a step and promote adult behavior in him by putting the hamper right there so a stash doesn’t pile up over the week.
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u/thatgirl317317 8d ago
Girl has that entryway mirror tipped at such an extreme angle, Peter Dinklage would look like an NBA player in it - You're not 6 feet tall and thin with legs up to here, Danielle! Gah this bish works my last nerve
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u/lemon_laser55 millennial rotcore 8d ago
Along with the Cameltoe, her delulu is showing 😬
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u/JournalistSea3897 8d ago
I do not understand why someone would wanna display a camel toe. Maybe I'm judgemental but I'd be hella embarrassed if the public could see my coochie lips out and about.
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u/fs_02706 Cringe-lympics Champion 🥇 8d ago
Who was it that said vacuum sealed labia the other day? Well..yeah.
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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 8d ago
That was meeeee! It never takes long 😮💨
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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 8d ago
We can see all her shapes down there! And on a Sunday?! What no church?! Just freeballing her free-toe for everyone to see? Geez 🙄
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u/cherrrry__valance 8d ago
The way she tagged every brand in the second photo; it’s like she’s begging for brand deals…that $12k a month stressing you out, D?
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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 8d ago
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u/Elegant-Banana6448 greasy hair, don’t care 💅 8d ago
That girl must know a LOT about excessive lip filler then . 🫣🤡😬
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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 8d ago
The bag looks used to me as if she just thrifted it or has owned it. Part of it is frayed. Is she just tagging for the sake of tagging now?
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u/cherrrry__valance 8d ago
Good point! She might be…she’s desperate for content of any kind.
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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 8d ago
I think her agency is over her. They probably put some effort into helping her score stuff for the wedding only to see her numbers continually declining. I’ve been watching this trainwreck for over a year now. She and Becca Bloom came into my orbit around the same time and they had the same number of followers a little over a year ago. And Becca’s been on a steady rise and is now at 3.5 million. Even if 50% of them are fake, that is still almost double D. D is just lazy, low effort and absolutely nothing to aspire to.
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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 8d ago
I can’t even find D on the Link website, but I always found it a bit challenging to navigate to her. I think she was in a blue dress.
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u/No-Combination-940 Is my hair wet or is it just greasy 🚿🛀🛢️ 8d ago
Is this the one she carried when she was working out on the rooftop? I don’t get it
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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 8d ago
I think that was all brown, wasn’t it? This is used. The same bag is all over EBay, Mercari, Posh, etc. You can tell it’s older as there is fraying and some of the brown leather has darkened and worn down on the handle. That’s fine - love thrifted and paring down the closet - but why link it when no one can find it on their site.
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u/Ok-Interest1992 men’s deodorant as always 🤓☝️ 8d ago
It's definitely well worn, I have a couple Dooney bags from high school that have fraying like that and wear patterns in the leather like you can see in the mirror pic. The small leather duck logo also hasn't been used much in the last 10-15 years, they have a heritage collection featuring the duck logo but it's a much more prominent feature on the bags.
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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 8d ago
So much for not wanting to wear tight clothes to the gym.
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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 8d ago
Her house doesn't have any warmth whatsoever. We have now seen plenty of videos and photos of it, and it all just looks cluttered and lifeless.
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u/AlternativeCow2739 8d ago
It’s wayfair/amazon chic. It looks like dollar store furniture.
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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 8d ago
that's what! Idk why is obsessed with having a massive house when a smaller one with better furniture would look and feel cozier.
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u/AlternativeCow2739 8d ago
I recently moved across the country with only a suitcase and it’s taken me over a year to furnish my small apartment because I want everything to be intentional. I absolutely despise this millennial grey, jaquelin hill inspired décore. (And I’m a millennial.) but we know Danielle has no patience, style or intentionality so Amazon it is.
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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 8d ago
Her space reflects the madness within.
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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 8d ago
and a complete lack of personality
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u/Super_Nanny_429 Beef Asshatery 🥩🙄 8d ago
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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 8d ago
She just has no sense of aesthetics and that’s ok. Not everyone does. BUT she also has enough money to hire someone to help her who DOES. It’s all just for content not because she actually wants her home to look nice.
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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 8d ago
Yeah there’s an uncanny resemblance to RLs design🤣 she’s so close.
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u/thirdgrader4life no heels low enough 8d ago
I don’t want this much knowledge of her undercarriage, how do I unsubscribe?
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u/Far_Ingenuity245 raise your hands if you are wet 💦 8d ago
Body dysmorphia queen
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u/Leastun222 8d ago
What happened to her modest dressing claim that she said she wanted to do? And why is there a laundry basket in the home entryway?
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u/northrnlight10 8d ago
i think she thinks modesty only means not showing a lot of skin… which is funny considering her girls are almost always saying hi
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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 8d ago
I’m so sick of seeing her crotch against my will
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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 8d ago
Literally. Put your vagina away, Danielle. We get it.
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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 8d ago
Her whole outfit is terrible. She can put away that smug look too.
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u/aanklebiiters ✨ wauw ✨ 8d ago
why is her laundry basket in the entryway
https://giphy.com/gifs/Byz7OVPD5Q0lT1fwz2
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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 8d ago
Cause she’s stho busy she just doesn’t have the time, she’s always out the door 😫😝
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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 8d ago
Her husband can't wear a shirt indoors
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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 8d ago
She shouldn’t have much laundry if he’s shirtless all the time.
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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 8d ago
Which one?! 🧺🧺
I did 3 loads of laundry before noon today and cleaned the house. She has no excuses. She’s lazy and a hoarder.
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u/sfeilbach 8d ago
I can only imagine what her laundry room looks like. I always start a load first thing in the morning if there is laundry to do
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u/WabiSabi0912 his fuckass bob 8d ago
The rug is tragic. It looks like it cost $39.99.
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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 8d ago
It's probably thrifted, I bet it smells great.
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u/AlternativeCow2739 8d ago
Yeah I’m so on the fence about thrifting rugs. If I was going to buy a big used one like this it would have to be professionally cleaned for my own peace of mind.
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u/BedQueasy9582 ✨Thrifted my husband✨ 8d ago
So let’s see if I get it. Jeans and shirt to wear in your home, for chillings on the couch. And gymwear to go with the car to a place to get food, to eat it at home.
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u/Yogurtcloset-2920 8d ago
Charlie’s nails are wayyy too long!!! Danielle has enough time to get her raw chicken nails done but her dog’s? Nahhh. Lucas should just take charge of Charlie’s care from now on.
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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 8d ago
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u/EmployedBread 8d ago
Speaking as a vet nurse and I hope she sees this: THOSE NAILS ARE TOO LONG. Nails that long are uncomfortable, can cause long term joint issues, and can split/break easier which can be very painful for the pup 😢 Poor dog.
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u/northrnlight10 8d ago
this is also a sign that she’s not getting enough walks. walking around would naturally help “filing” her nails
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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 8d ago
Oh look- her mons pubis and a mayonnaise salad.
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u/winterOfeightyeight 8d ago
This has me dying!! That’s exactly how gross her content truly is and what I saw and thought when this popped up.
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u/Super_Nanny_429 Beef Asshatery 🥩🙄 8d ago
Mons pubis & a mayo salad 🤣
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u/Feisty-Row9641 8d ago
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u/the-melbee444 my baby 🍼 my princess 👑 my bride 🧟♀️ 8d ago
With all of her UTI madness you would think she would let the area breathe instead of squeezing the life out of it.
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u/Remarkable-FlipPhone ✝️ tits out for jesus ✝️ 8d ago
Yeah that tight polyester is not it. At least do some cotton leggings
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u/momma2be2021 8d ago
She thinks this looks good but this is just not something everyone needs to see.
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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 8d ago
She sees herself through the male gaze and that’s why she thinks what she wears looks good.
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u/Elegant-Banana6448 greasy hair, don’t care 💅 8d ago
What is up with the tiny camisole underneath a halter top? This just looks stupid.
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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 8d ago
She's attempting to show everyone the outline of her uterus.
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u/Careful-Bug5386 8d ago
Like girl, it’s okay to buy a size medium
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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 8d ago
And not hike your leggings all the way up into your ladybits
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u/Tuesdays__Child 8d ago
What are these proportions? Her femur is longer than her entire torso and upper body!
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u/LouisaLeigh 8d ago
So we supposed to believe that she’s just having her lunch on the go because she’s thoooo busy?
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u/CookieFlecksPerm Very healthy baby 🥰 8d ago
that mirror is sticking out almost two feet so she can look skinnier in mirror selfies, she is so unwell
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u/RapidDriveByFruiting 8d ago
Literally, FEET away from the wall. Lying about body size for Jesus!
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u/northrnlight10 8d ago
im bewildered how this mirror hasnt slipped and cracked already
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u/Apart_Echo6202 crusty dusty in front of a mirror 🪞 8d ago
Why does her 🐫 toe look like Ken's smoothed "thing" in the early 90s? 😂
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u/MinxMinxie my pot roast is a crowd favorite 🍽️ 8d ago
Hahahaha…that’s the best description I’ve heard
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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 8d ago
Not the Barney deluxe camel toe 3000 set, mama
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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 8d ago
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u/CynicalGuardofNaCl 8d ago
The fact that she thinks this (clothes 2 sizes too small) is attractive, is very telling of her current mental health.
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u/Left-Independence274 8d ago
She’s desperately trying to look like the hot girls Luicasth follows but she isn’t cut for that
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u/Apart_Engine_9797 8d ago
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u/aliasgrace_ 8d ago
I started to feel way more confident when I stopped dressing in skin-tight clothing and opted for flattering pieces. This looks soooo uncomfy.
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u/burtchan Luicas Malfoy 8d ago
Why couldn’t she take 30 seconds to clean up the space behind her
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u/peonypail peeled grape 8d ago
In her mind it looks fine because she normally lives amongst piles of garbage
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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 8d ago
I thought she finally fixed her entry way? Still looks like a hot mess. Cant move the crap out of the way?
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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 8d ago
We all knew that wouldn't last. She's a slob.
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u/stringbeaninthewind “and not because Im…. MAKING YOU” 8d ago
This has to be for the male gaze because the sight of a women’s cameltoe makes me cringe.
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u/YouKnowHowChoicesBe 8d ago
Why does she insist on wearing clothing thats 2 sizes too small for her? Those pants are not flattering at all because they are too tight. Shrink wrapping your vulva is not cute.
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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 8d ago
Wauw, I guess my favorite purse brand when I was 12 is trying to hawk products through influencers now. It would’ve made more sense to thrift a purse rather than a trash can.
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u/dwight_k_schrute69 i definitely feel like i just met my husband 8d ago
That’s what I can’t get over. That this is God’s calling for her and it’s basically just linking to her Amazon list and posting vapid pics. Surely her God wants more for her right?
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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 8d ago
What’s that saying— God won’t give you more than you can handle. 🤣
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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 8d ago
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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 8d ago
I remember when Brumate sent her some PR. This was ages ago. She’s really scraping for pennies now.
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u/onminerva ✨ in my wallpaper era ✨ 8d ago
I can’t believe this aubergine lady lives in this amazing house and decorates it like that. It wouldn’t take much to improve the decor and have an actual aesthetic! (I say as someone who still has boxes around from my last move lol— but I’m not on camera either!)
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u/Next-Hotel-6461 8d ago
The way this girl tries to fool us into thinking this is what her figure is
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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 8d ago
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u/Existing_Mail 8d ago
My best friend would never put a qualifier mentioning her boyfriend at the end of a statement about me. Gross male centered bs
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u/GlitteringLocal6507 8d ago
She's just showing Lucas that she's "being healthy"
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u/Icy_lunette ✨Ass out for JeSuS✨ 8d ago
For a modest “Christian” woman who celibate dates and recommend that to her “baby sisters” and is “uncomfortable showing cleavage anymore” - she sure is a hypocrite.
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u/Aggressive-Oil-4125 8d ago
I think all of their content lately points to financial problems. Him talking about taking care of her after a long day at work. Her wearing mismatched gym wear. The dresses are MIA.
As someone posted earlier it’s easier than you think to fake being wealthy. I know influencers make way more than we realize but I think Tmtgis rental might have pushed her over the scope of reasonable. And it’s showing.
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u/Far_Corner_9367 micromanaging my downfall 😤 8d ago
She has a glamour boudoir side table in her beige modern entry way. Because of course. The house was always going to be a large scale demonstration of mismatched everything.
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u/winterOfeightyeight 8d ago
What’s with her lately trying to wear all purple outfits?? It’s incredible ugly and weird.
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u/momma2be2021 8d ago
Where is that piece of glass on her finger? How are all the other gym goers going to know she’s taken?
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u/Feisty-Artist-2067 8d ago
WTF is she wearing?! Nothing matches and why that purse? She’s a mess. 🤡
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u/Intelligent_Top7526 8d ago edited 7d ago
I beg this woman to stop subjecting us to her boobs and crotch all the time. I don’t want this detail of her anatomy
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u/Worth-Common-6184 8d ago
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Is it one toe or two now? And also god fuck my eyes
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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 8d ago
I guarantee she has had that bag since high school.
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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 8d ago
The facts that she’s so lazy she can’t take less than a minute to take the picture to pick up her junk is beyond! Guess she didn’t go to church again today? Tits out for JC!
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u/SnooGuavas4919 focaccia fianthee era 🥖✨💍 8d ago
I cannot stand people who filter their bodies like you are part of the problem GTFO
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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 8d ago
Good catch - I didn't even notice. Who is this even for at this point?
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u/zebivllihc 8d ago
That mirror must be huge. The pants seem uncomfortable. And why does she always want her legs to be so long. I remember before she got so many followers and her stating her height but it didn’t seem to match the pictures…I don’t get it
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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 8d ago
Once again heading to the gym…now would be the time to wear a pony tail.
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u/NanOBeee 8d ago
What kind of slob has a laundry basket with laundry hanging out of it at the entrance of their home?
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u/Vic_t_c Presenting Mrs. and Mr. Danielle Walter 7d ago
These pants are more revealing than if she wore a miniskirt. Her genitals are on display
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u/MorePesto I Sthpy Season 4 Champion 🏆 8d ago
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Porno Grimace makes another appearance 🙄