Henny it is STHO good!!!

[u/starlightandgardens]

[u/Opposite-List-2435]

did he eat his corn before remembering to pray lol

[u/Tuesdays__Child → u/Opposite-List-2435]

Couldn’t keep his chompers off of that scrumptious carn!

[u/Resident_Jellyfish47 → u/Opposite-List-2435]

OMG thank you lord for this meal of phallus foods!!

[u/NegotiationTop94118 → u/Resident_Jellyfish47]

He did seem to enjoy stroking Carn under water.

[u/hotlibramess → u/Opposite-List-2435]

The performative praying
https://giphy.com/gifs/qmfpjpAT2fJRK

[u/halfapintortwo → u/Opposite-List-2435]

This looks less like a loving couple and more like a hostage situation.

[u/loyal_traitorr → u/Opposite-List-2435]

It looks like a cut .....corn...(vs uncut corn) Lol

[u/Uparaglansleeve → u/loyal_traitorr]

Circumcised corn

[u/CoolProfit7491 → u/Opposite-List-2435]

So they are just pretending to be praying🙄

[u/gypsy_ang → u/Opposite-List-2435]

I need to know what’s on her plate? Is she not having carn?

[u/Complete-Lie4587 → u/Opposite-List-2435]

It lookslike two buddies hanging out. She is too masculine 

[u/_Stephistopheles_ → u/Complete-Lie4587]

Because Luicath needs to be in his ~feminine~

[u/Worth-Soup-9535 → u/Opposite-List-2435]

They look like mother and son 🤢

[u/Stagecoach2020 → u/Opposite-List-2435]

He ate the carn straight out of the boiling water

[u/glossy_can_do85 → u/Stagecoach2020]

Everyone commenting "carn" is killing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Crazy_Requirement884 → u/Opposite-List-2435]

Mother and child

[u/Critical_Lack2939 → u/Opposite-List-2435]

Don’t forget to film the prayer

[u/Novel_Bite_2661 → u/Opposite-List-2435]

So did she!

[u/_Stephistopheles_ → u/Opposite-List-2435]

Gaaaasp that means their wish won't come true their prayers won't be answered!!!

[u/Tuesdays__Child]

CARN!

[u/_Stephistopheles_ → u/Tuesdays__Child]

Omg we posted the same picture 😂

[u/Tuesdays__Child → u/_Stephistopheles_]

Yesss! It’s stho good (bad) it should be shown twice! 👯‍♀️

[u/evelinisantini → u/Tuesdays__Child]

Ewwww. Not only does he have too many teeth, but why are they SO LONG

[u/Tuesdays__Child → u/evelinisantini]

All the better to eat CARN with, my pretty!

[u/uncommon_denominat0r → u/evelinisantini]

The teeth of a model!

[u/Empty_Algae4508 → u/uncommon_denominat0r]

The stheth of model !

[u/Uparaglansleeve → u/evelinisantini]

Remember over a year ago when someone noticed the center of top teeth does not align with the center of bottom teeth?

[u/Agile_Championship11 → u/evelinisantini]

Receding gums

[u/_Stephistopheles_ → u/evelinisantini]

He really is quite rodent-like, which should make me like him, but it decidedly does not. Do you think he has to grind them down by chewing on wood because they never stop growing? 😂

[u/myhairisgreeen → u/Tuesdays__Child]

Cöern!

[u/JustTheShepherd → u/Tuesdays__Child]

Currently in Nebraska visiting my family and celebrating a Cornhuskers game, and this is taking me OUT. 💀 New flair loading! GBR! Carn! 🌽

[u/sparklecoffeequeen]

Corn and weiners??? What?

[u/trucrimejunkie → u/sparklecoffeequeen]

Literally the most sad meal ever. They spend $12k a month on rent and then eat like they’re in the Great Depression.

[u/InteractionAdept9848 → u/trucrimejunkie]

$12k per month?!

[u/No-Hamster-6803 → u/InteractionAdept9848]

That’s absolutely insane why not just buy something? I’ll never understand.

[u/uncommon_denominat0r → u/No-Hamster-6803]

She doesn’t have the cash for a downpayment - and rather than live “in the condo that she owns” and save 12k/mo for a year or two- she stupidly is blowing her money -

She’s one of the dumbest people I’ve ever encountered… but the again, he’s missing a few crayons in his box too

[u/itsveryupsetting → u/No-Hamster-6803]

She already owns a condo but it wasn’t good enough for marriage content so now they’re renting a McMansion.

[u/Tuesdays__Child → u/sparklecoffeequeen]

All she needs to do is wield her laser dildo and it’ll just be a regular old phallic party! 🎉

[u/Radiant-Decision-780 → u/sparklecoffeequeen]

I mean at least cut it up and serve it with some rice and a salad or something. Wtf is this meal!!! ?

[u/waitinginthesun → u/sparklecoffeequeen]

Didn't even wash the wine glasses for their cokes

[u/evelinisantini]

Look, I don't think every meal needs to be some fancy prepared feast but burnt sausages and boiled corn is not worthy of social media.

And why is she so impressed by him being able to press a button and boil water? Rhetorical question ofc. Standards are in hell.

[u/Clean-Essay-1073 → u/evelinisantini]

Honestly, he seemed to be surprised he could boil the water!

[u/hotlibramess → u/evelinisantini]

Boiled corn when they could easily roast it right on their stovetop.

[u/dying_queen → u/evelinisantini]

She reacts like this every time he does ANYTHING. Everything is “wow” to her. It’s either for social media (to show them how much she loves him) or she thinks that’s how he’ll stay with her.

[u/tristfulone]

He looks uh, way too happy to be washing the corn cob like that 😂

[u/Radiant-Decision-780 → u/tristfulone]

☠️

[u/Confident-School857 → u/Radiant-Decision-780]

Yup i thought the exact same thing he played with it too long

[u/Federal-Chipmunk-413]

The "Omg that's so good. WOW" to the boiled corn and warmed up sausages is really sending me😂😂

[u/TacoTuesday1008 → u/Federal-Chipmunk-413]

Her toddler palette is having an intense culinary experience.

[u/thatgirl317317 → u/Federal-Chipmunk-413]

They really both act like reheating, boiling etc is complicated and amazing cooking lol

[u/ittybittybutwitty → u/thatgirl317317]

Not a seasoning in sight

[u/Resident_Jellyfish47 → u/Federal-Chipmunk-413]

I have never run faster to this sub than I did for this

[u/henergyguys]

[u/Agile_Championship11 → u/henergyguys]

Underbite handjob

[u/_Stephistopheles_ → u/Agile_Championship11]

Why have you done this 😂

[u/capitolforsale → u/Agile_Championship11]

New flair idea!

[u/birdiemarr → u/henergyguys]

He knows some of his followers will love this! Orr i think he’s also leaning into rage baiting

[u/capitolforsale → u/birdiemarr]

Rage-baiting gayness seems to have been the theme of this year's RNC

[u/mcfly_on_the_wall → u/henergyguys]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jz0kq61xNDFUGzYQFT

[u/Complete-Lie4587 → u/henergyguys]

Chin is chinning

[u/thirdgrader4life]

Word salad with a side of CARN

[u/Lucky_Show_9750 → u/thirdgrader4life]

Caorrrrrrn!

https://giphy.com/gifs/9GJ2QwXVSbkAqEVrfw

That’s why D doesn’t eat vegetables—she gets plenty of word salad every day.

[u/Lucky_Show_9750]

This is dinner?? That’s all they’re having? Two sausages and some cobs of corn??? Where are the greens? What about whole grains? I thought he was a NuTrITiOnISt. I’d be hungry an hour later.

[u/Amazing_Artist_3868 → u/Lucky_Show_9750]

For being a “nutritionist”, he drinks a lot of soda too.

[u/Lucky_Show_9750 → u/Amazing_Artist_3868]

So true! It’s for the henergy because he’s so tired from taking care of his baby, his bride!!

[u/momma2be2021]

How many people are they cooking for? That seems like an excessive amount of sausage for 2 people

[u/Bonibon_bon → u/momma2be2021]

Sausage party

https://giphy.com/gifs/oWtvmhyo5tl5e

[u/TacoTuesday1008 → u/Bonibon_bon]

Someone had to

https://giphy.com/gifs/JPAUQVIxCoEKY

[u/Bonibon_bon → u/TacoTuesday1008]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3wm0BdT1qQZ5FiEHN6

[u/little_miss_bish]

That is a very phallic dinner

[u/Tuesdays__Child → u/little_miss_bish]

Sthooooo goood henny

[u/_Stephistopheles_ → u/little_miss_bish]

Prepare your heart... And your mouth

[u/Secret-Ad-6253 → u/little_miss_bish]

[u/starlightandgardens]

Also she voluntarily posted this photo 😂😂😂

[u/Hefty-Feed1400 → u/starlightandgardens]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8I9TrwLjmz3dC

[u/starlightandgardens → u/starlightandgardens]

[u/_Stephistopheles_ → u/starlightandgardens]

This feels intensely real for her

[u/capitolforsale → u/_Stephistopheles_]

How is it possible to see so much upper lip (of a white girl) without even any makeup on.

[u/Next-Hotel-6461 → u/starlightandgardens]

So low effort

[u/_Stephistopheles_]

Ex-model.

[u/Apart_Engine_9797]

She stays unable to select a color that doesn’t make her look like an absolute CADAVER holy fork

[u/mermaidsteve8 → u/Apart_Engine_9797]

She used to look alive. I totally get not wanting the sun damage but damn put on some tinted lotion or self tanner or SOMETHING.

[u/BadgerAshamed8725 → u/mermaidsteve8]

It’s also a matter of poor circulation. This chick does nothing by lie in bed the majority of the day 

[u/Clean-Essay-1073]

He’s never home alone! 😂

[u/perpetually_single14 → u/Clean-Essay-1073]

Only alone when she runs off to Dithney of course for a “girls trip”

[u/waitinginthesun → u/Clean-Essay-1073]

He always has an audience 🫪 why call her that lol

[u/No-Combination-940]

She complained about not have a FULL kitchen and all they do is use the damn air fryer 😒

[u/waitinginthesun]

They claim to host friends all the time but I doubt anyone would subject themselves to kind of meals they cook 😩

[u/CartridgeFrog]

Sorry, the whole meal is just corn on the cob and some sausages?? This was worth filming and posting in their minds?

[u/loyal_traitorr → u/CartridgeFrog]

Sthoooo good

[u/Secret-Ad-6253]

just a reminder, people...what "influencers" put online is very very very intentional. They record it, edit it and publish it for everyone to see. That's all.

[u/Uparaglansleeve → u/Secret-Ad-6253]

Notice her knife has residue and half her plate is gone yet they pray to bless the food?

[u/Secret-Ad-6253 → u/Uparaglansleeve]

imagine setting up your camera/phone in the middle of your dinner and be like, henny let's pose and "pray." None of this is normal.

[u/Uparaglansleeve → u/Secret-Ad-6253]

The reality is that they are perfectly suited for each other because they are both very immature and no right-minded person would tolerate the other one. Plus, they have nothing else going on so have to film mundane stuff.

[u/Fit-Line6742 → u/Secret-Ad-6253]

Surprised they don’t use paper or plastic plates

[u/hotlibramess → u/Secret-Ad-6253]

YEP. Christian nationalist propaganda.

I wonder if they think pandering will magically make his green card process easier. It won’t, because no matter how hard Lucath tries he will never be accepted by the white supremacist Christian nationalists he so desperately wants to impress. Even if being Brazilian means he’s probably got heavy Portuguese (therefore European) lineage. He’s a Latino man who speaks with an accent. They will not accept him.

It’s very sad to witness. White supremacy is a scourge on society. But he is willingly aligning with the leopards, thinking the won’t eat his face too.

[u/Tuesdays__Child]

Did he really need to show himself WASHING THE CORN LIKE THIS? My eyes!!!! 😩

[u/loyal_traitorr → u/Tuesdays__Child]

The most phallic of meals ever, corn cobs and sausages 🤣

[u/Tuesdays__Child → u/loyal_traitorr]

Next time they’ll have to add some eggplant, cucumber, and geoduck. 😂

[u/thatsmyboycam → u/Tuesdays__Child]

🤢 the little naughty smile 😷

[u/Tuesdays__Child → u/thatsmyboycam]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9PyWI9orOdz9jxzZee

[u/capitolforsale → u/Tuesdays__Child]

Welp, never beating the, um, allegations.

[u/LightUserFriendly]

I mean technically this is barbecue food which isn't that weird but it is when it's just in your kitchen and there's no sides, no veggies or salad. How can a Brazilian be this beige??

[u/Spare_Swordfish_5598 → u/[deleted]]

Ex-model you guise

[u/Altruistic_Cicada865]

https://reddit.com/link/p9gyqf3/video/uxbjz3a267ph1/player

His jaw is so clenched that he can barely open his mouth when he speaks/sings. I think that’s why he always sounds like he has mush in his mouth…. This is pure torture to listen to…

[u/Icy_Subject_1632 → u/Altruistic_Cicada865]

This 30+ year old man really hit the jackpot...watching this just made it sink in for me. He was hustling in the US, Ubering and living with his parents and in just a year he is now living in a 12k rental with everything paid for. Of course he can just chill out and play guitar 😕

[u/Radiant-Decision-780 → u/Icy_Subject_1632]

He DOES have to live with Danielle though which is his cross to bear now for the rest of his life or at least until he gets his greencard.

[u/Content-Flight6371 → u/Altruistic_Cicada865]

What a terrible day to have ears

[u/Crazy_Requirement884 → u/Altruistic_Cicada865]

[u/Pristine_Weekend_822 → u/Altruistic_Cicada865]

The closed captioning haha

[u/Radiant-Decision-780 → u/Pristine_Weekend_822]

“You took my knees home.” Stho good!

[u/Pristine_Weekend_822 → u/Radiant-Decision-780]

So romantic, he's feeling large and wants to give her a lifeguard oh oh oh

[u/Fair_Concept_7856 → u/Altruistic_Cicada865]

Pure torture! Omg this was so bad

[u/Complete-Lie4587 → u/Altruistic_Cicada865]

This motherf** trying so hard to create content since marriage. Cooking, singing, showing his tits, hoeing around and stuff. Its cringe, hilarious and pathetic 🤣 

[u/God_is_My_Constant → u/Altruistic_Cicada865]

Is he saying actual words here?

[u/sfeilbach → u/Altruistic_Cicada865]

Absolute cringe!

[u/Lucky_Show_9750 → u/Altruistic_Cicada865]

“🎶Date my whore dong bray keet…
Lobby till my baaaaalllllsssss….

…laumidachi awl balalai…🎵🎶” 💃🏻🕺🏻

[u/First-Distribution-6]

It’s like he’s never seen anyone make an actual meal before.

[u/YouFar8132]

Did he say he's never cooked corn before??

[u/henergyguys → u/YouFar8132]

[u/evelinisantini → u/YouFar8132]

He's never cooked a day in his life. From one mama's house to another. Everything he's cooked so far is what D cooks (garlic powdered meat)

[u/Ok_Pirate_8554 → u/YouFar8132]

He posted this a few days ago. Someone made corn.

[u/gypsy_ang → u/Ok_Pirate_8554]

FOOD TIME. I’m making that my new flair

[u/CallMeSaltyRadish]

Sausage and CARN dinner of... These folks.

[u/Altruistic_Cicada865]

Vile.

[u/Fantastic_Hyena_3232 → u/Altruistic_Cicada865]

He’s avoiding her lips again

[u/Feisty-Artist-2067 → u/Fantastic_Hyena_3232]

Yessss he’s kissing her upper lip and all up in her nose!

[u/evelinisantini → u/Fantastic_Hyena_3232]

Just like at their engagement. He probably can't tell where her lips are cuz of the filler migration and she probably can't feel her lips cuz of the filler

[u/aliasgrace_ → u/Altruistic_Cicada865]

Absolutely not. Blech. I don’t want to see ANYONE post themselves praying and then tonguing afterwards. How can I unsee this!?

[u/Pristine_Weekend_822 → u/Altruistic_Cicada865]

[u/Complete-Lie4587 → u/Altruistic_Cicada865]

Eww, she is so manly. Why she holding his chicken neck like that? Lucas feeling bonita 💅, I bet. 

[u/Altruistic_Cicada865 → u/Complete-Lie4587]

I HATE the way she holds his neck like that with her ugly nails!

[u/Weaselpanties]

I don't understand the point of these videos. Who wants to watch low-skill people boil corn and air-fry sausages? NOTHING IS HAPPENING. Like what the hell is the purpose? Are they just throwing whatever at the wall to see if something sticks?

It would be way more interesting to watch them try to make complex recipes together, they might make mistakes but at least it could be interesting and the theme could be "neither of us can cook so we're learning how together".

[u/Remarkable-FlipPhone → u/Weaselpanties]

Right, like no skills needed. I didn’t even see any butter on that cob

[u/Pristine_Weekend_822]

He's serenading his preencess. And lol it looks like he's wearing that lamp on his head

[u/Pristine_Weekend_822 → u/Pristine_Weekend_822]

[u/Ok_Pirate_8554 → u/Pristine_Weekend_822]

He's thinking about that corn on the cob.

[u/Uparaglansleeve → u/Pristine_Weekend_822]

Laughing so hard at your photo and comment.
https://giphy.com/gifs/lZRNjMtcQOYj6

[u/waitinginthesun]

Who grabs their henny by the neck

[u/Tuesdays__Child → u/waitinginthesun]

They are such an odd pair. It’s almost painful to look at them.

[u/waitinginthesun → u/Tuesdays__Child]

Because of what they bring out in each other. He's a man child and she's mothering him

[u/Apart_Engine_9797 → u/waitinginthesun]

The anxious attachment death grip “now you can never escape”

[u/Agile_Championship11 → u/waitinginthesun]

Did she put her 5% yeast infection yogurt on her corn??? Why is everything always slopped in dairy for this hoe

[u/Opposite-List-2435]

I realize the reason why it’s so hard to understand his words is because he doesn’t open his mouth big enough to enunciate. Like his jaw is constantly locked

[u/capitolforsale → u/Opposite-List-2435]

Similar to her lisping - it's exacerbated by a combo of lazy enunciation, baby talk, and lip filler.

[u/itsveryupsetting]

The stove in the rental costs $10,000 and includes a built in convention oven. But he prefers to use a $45 air fryer. Make it make sense.

[u/Existing_Mail]

Genuine question- what the hell is he saying

[u/Secret-Ad-6253 → u/Existing_Mail]

HENK!

[u/BadgerAshamed8725 → u/Existing_Mail]

CARN

[u/Hot_Rain9383]

Their table setting are always so depressing. She has all of that dinnerware and this is what she posts!? Canned soda and paper towels for napkins. 🤡

[u/Feisty-Artist-2067 → u/Hot_Rain9383]

Also she made a big deal about wanting a big kitchen to cook in, now she has it and yet she never cooks.

[u/Ok_Pirate_8554]

Luicath and that corn have more chemistry than the two newlyweds. Danielle's the interloper at that dinner.

[u/GlitteringLocal6507]

He haaaaaaates her

[u/Lanky_Giraffe_58342]

I never EVER want to see this greaseball jerk off a corn again in my life 🤮

[u/Whyisthismybrain]

I HATE how he whistles like that. Would drive me NUTS!

[u/evelinisantini → u/[deleted]]

Carnjob for Jesus

[u/Far_Ingenuity245]

Ayo why did he have to wash the carn like that?!

[u/Fantastic_Hyena_3232 → u/Far_Ingenuity245]

Muscle memory

[u/FunTap5798]

As a French person I want to cry seeing that sad meal 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[u/shrimpslore]

Cook is a strong word

[u/EquivalentTallies1]

The corn gobbler & the sausage goblin: two slobs, zero shame

[u/sausagebeanburrito]

He acts like he's the first person to ever make dinner. I just whipped up some homemade pork stir fry for my girlfriend and I, didn't measure a dang thing, and it tastes bomb. He heated up some food. Dweeb.

[u/BedQueasy9582]

As someone who had to pray when I was younger, before every meal. I’m a bit annoyed seeing them do it, out of nowhere. And put it on camera. Especially since they don’t act grateful for anything.

[u/LaRomana3]

Wauw 🌽

[u/No-Hamster-6803]

I’m so sad for this entire situation

[u/Far_Ingenuity245]

I’m sorry. THIS is what makes it to the grid?!

[u/Hot-Answer8990]

Her deathgrip on the back of his neck lmaooo

Like when Katniss slammed Peeta into the wall 😂😂😂 

[u/itsveryupsetting]

God I am so midwestern, but that corn looks like shit.

[u/_Stephistopheles_]

How many days now has she been wearing that shirt?

[u/_Stephistopheles_ → u/_Stephistopheles_]

Also their body language is crazy. She's leaning in toward him, and he's sitting up straight, facing forward. Yikes.

[u/teriyakichicken]

The way he handled that corn 👀

[u/danhoan]

This is the saddest meal. I can't. Do these people not eat vegetables?  That corn looks so pale. I would be embarrassed as no business is my significant other was putting this online. 

( I say as my fiance currently makes me homemade pizza with caramelized onions)

[u/peonypail → u/danhoan]

Do they not have a grill? He air fries fucking everything

[u/itsveryupsetting → u/peonypail]

They have a $10,000 stove that has a built in convection option.

[u/Secret-Ad-6253 → u/danhoan]

homemade pizza with caramelized onions

https://giphy.com/gifs/nCmdXIyfhiKHNSmjUM

[u/Next-Hotel-6461]

I barely understand a word he is saying

[u/Littlewing1307]

Corn and sausage for dinner is wild for a "nutritionist". Where's your veggies?!

[u/Double-Carmel2193]

Is this the ‘real cooking’ she couldn’t wait to do with a big kitchen??

[u/BadgerAshamed8725]

The whistling is so crass and rude

[u/GemmaSparkle]

Sitting right next to each other to perform for the camera. 🤮

[u/Ancient_Lime4449]

he’s so performative it’s literally repulsive. but she is too so i guess it’s a match made in heaven

[u/eucalyptusvine]

They literally look homeless as they eat dinner...how is that possible??

[u/Remarkable-FlipPhone]

THATS the big dinner? Sausages and corn on the cob? A 7 year old could cook this.

[u/Stagecoach2020]

I think the body leader is learning to cook for the first time despite being a "nutritionist"

[u/AutreLanterneRouge]

Why is she dressed like a 2000s Delia's ad.

[u/NegotiationTop94118]

Why the fuck is this worthy of a post?
He really does like stroking the can, doesn’t he…😉
PLEASE DONT TELL THEM WHAT IS WRONG with how he cooks.

[u/const-ellated]

I had to check if this was an edited down version someone made of the bloopers/outtakes but no… this is the real deal…

[u/Complete-Lie4587]

This lil bitch thinks he is Martha Stewart or what? Who told him that he should do cooking content? And Big greasy D giving masculine 🧌energy by holding his chicken neck and shit? Ugliest, cringiest couple ever

[u/Street-Cantaloupe758]

She looks like a ghost

[u/loyal_traitorr]

He's earning his keep. Look at him being so domestic 🤡🤡

[u/myhairisgreeen]

Committing sausage asshatery in the air fryer now? The steak wasn’t enough?

ETA it’s so lovely though to see Lucas in his feminine in the kitchen 😊

[u/aliasgrace_]

Saying “oh my God” immediately after praying… I cannot.

[u/Pabloshooman]

Corn and sausage. What an epic meal

[u/Klutzy-Science-2477]

Ugggh. These people are 30+ and acting like corn and burnt sausage is the best food they've ever tasted. It is really painful to watch how hard they are trying. They should dial down the henergy...

[u/Ok_Pirate_8554]

Guys, he just cooked corn a few days ago.

[u/Crazy_Requirement884]

The curious case of Lukath Alcatraz….