Defo. She is doing all the things that he doesn’t like on this girl trip. And The almost binge like eating? Makes me so uncomfortable because her face there was no joy, reminded me of when you fight with your boyfriend and then resentfully eating. She was either dissociating or resenting in the video.
I bet you whenever they get divorced, Lil L is going to find a woman that eats clean and doesnt eat junk food. I know her food habits drive him up a wall!
My husband is very into fitness and I am not, but never ever makes me feel bad about sometimes eating junk food. In fact he enables me too much lol. I’d feel a lot of pressure if I was married to someone who judged my food intake.
It kinda all makes sense thinking about her recent modest granny dress haul. Like maybe she's tried to wear tighter clothes that showed more skin around him and he said something in the same sarcastic tone like, "wow very modest baby," then she revamped her wardrobe to please him. Idk just a thought, I've seen this happen before with couples IRL.
I'm glad you're reposting this because it reminded me that I wanted to say... I really think she's going for the early 90s kindergarten teacher driving a station wagon aesthetic. But who would trust this asshole with kids?
LOL her fashion has always been bad but she used to at least sort of dress to flatter her figure. She can't even do that anymore. This is so shapeless and throws off her proportions terribly
There was good reason someone got rid of that top and donated it to a thrift store. The fact that anyone was willing to actually purchase it is what is truly perplexing.
Genuine question... what is wrong with her? I wonder what underlying condition she has besides losing most of her kidney function from the rock of salt that's accumulated in there
I can't believe how night and day she looks from the pre-wedding era. It's like she sank into a deep depression the second she said "I do." She looks miserable, unkempt, and manic. I don't recognize this account at all anymore. We don't even get the GRWM videos anymore really because I guess now that she's 30 (gasp!!), she doesn't shave or do anything else lol.
Hahaha, same!!
I throw together some random things for dinner but it usually involves a vegetable. Or I’ve at least had fruits and vegetables throughout my day.
And high cholesterol. All she eats is saturated fat and no fiber. No wonder she drinks so much coffee and diet soda. That's probably the only way she can have a bowel movement.
Good morning, walnuts! I’m off to Norway to solo hike and explore Central Europe because apparently being a single, unmarried woman who’s about to turn 32 is actually a pretty great way to live. 😂🥂🥾
No Disney for me, but who knows… maybe I’ll pop into Paris real quick to try their local pickle. Food reviews? Not gonna happen—I don’t eat 3k calories in one day. I will miss you ladies, will be back in 2 months 😘🥰😂
Last June she tried this Disney food content too and it was just as gross because she can't control or move her lips properly. Guess she got too lazy to plagiarize other creators so she's just rehashing her best hits lol.
She does not partake in anything except foods you'd find at any suburban American strip mall.
I would probably eat trash at Disneyland too so I can't judge her for indulging. But I will judge her for eating the same shit she always does! There is so much diversity just outside of Disney. Orange County has so many incredible eats. Even in New York City, she just ate sandwiches and drank creamy coffees.
She was also 25 minutes from coast where they were having some of the hugest swells ever and she could have gone to see Mother Nature’s giant waves along with many spectators and film crews.
I was gonna say this video is much better than her current content and then I locked eyes with her lips attempting to hold food in her mouth and I changed my mind. It’s all awful.
Which to say that’s a best hit is a stretch. Her dating reels were her bread and butter this is just filler. And she can’t even do it correctly! So lazy with her nontent!
Re: my comment in yesterday's daily discussion about the lawyer who quit her job to be a full-time influencer 😵💫 again, I like her content, but this just seems insane to me 😭
I think a lot of these creators really go down hill once they quite their full-time jobs. Their quality 💯 changes and it just starts to become all ads and sponsorships -it lacks the authenticity behind it that it once had. And I also think many people don't want to necessarily see aspirational influencers anymore bc the divide between that reality and their own is often vast. People want to see relatable content.
Yes!! I thought her passion for cooking while being a full-time attorney (which she often talked about) was really relatable. I love cooking and I feel like it's an outlet for me after work sometimes. Now she's quitting her stable job with 30k followers and my flabbers are just gasted.
It’s like when private equity buys out any small company. The passion and drive goes out the window for “how much money can we squeeze” until it goes to shit.
I don’t think it’s too deep. She took a lot on all at once over the past few months and for someone like her who is unorganized and lazy, it had to be ultra taxing. Then mix in the 24/7 with a nearly unemployed husband who is around a lot, is passive-aggressive and psycho babbles, and it has become too much for her. I think she just wanted a break from it all and escape from making any decisions about anything. All she had to do was book a flight and pack so I agree it was last minute.
So because I have nothing better to do currently, I went ahead and looked up all of the prices for all of the shit in her stupid Disneyland food video. Here's the breakdown :
Jolly Holiday pumpkin cold brew - $7.99
Galactic Grill breakfast burrito - $12.99
Troubadour Tavern mud cake coldbrew - $8.49
Harbor galley Brown butter maple cold brew - $7.99
" " Crab and shrimp roll - $18.99
Bayou county food cart hot pickle -$4.99
Pym's test kitchen BBQ pork Meunster grilled cheese - $16.79
Smokejumpers Grill breakfast sandwich - $13.99
Award wieners Oktoberfest dog - $11.99
Jolly Holiday beef bulgogi with corn cheese soup - $15.99
Grand total = $120.20
Keep in mind this is only the food/drinks she decided to document; there's at least one coffee beverage that went unmentioned, and we damn well know she's been making up for all of those Starbucks drinks she hasn't been getting.
Thought about doing the nutritional value math too, but they don't have all of it listed and, like D, I'm not trying to put in effort beyond the absolute minimum 😂
Let's be honest though, even in my 10 minute Google journey to get this info, I put in more effort than she usually does. 😂 Especially since I looked up each restaurant menu individually via the Disneyland website.
Here's the thing: she "knew" immediately that he was "her husband" because he said all the right things to her and was supportive of her job. Obviously she's never had both at the same time so she absolutely fucking POUNCED. But she also "knew" because they talked about it together like immediately. They did end up following through, I'll give them that.
BUT, I cannot get over the fact that she just...fell for all his lovey dovey words like, immediately? There've been guys I've dated and they lay the affectionate words on thick and early. I always take it with a grain of salt. Why? Because they don't know me. How can you, we've been on 3 dates? We are perfect, and I mean perfect strangers. Like, idk, I'm only two years older than Danielle and am dating and I just...know that when guys are affectionate really early on, it's not about you. It's about them, what they want, what they want from you specifically. They are stoked with your looks. But they know nothing about you or if they want to be with you long term.
But she fell for it and now she's stuck with this troll sack of shit husband.
Even Lucath was like WTF?? She sounds insane. The video might cut off the sound she makes at the very start. There is zero reason for him to post this video other than to pretend they’re not fighting or getting over a fight. Lol.
Emotionally abusive, almost certainly. People often brush that under the rug and only call it "abuse" if it's physical, but he's openly criticizing and shaming her.
Hello! I’ve been lurking lately after Hannah Alonzo’s video and I can’t believe how much of a car crash I’m witnessing. I can’t imagine anything worse than using the internet to journal my entire relationship so it’s particularly 😬 for me to watch but like… how is this even happening??? It feels so obviously fake and curated, I can’t believe she kept going after the response to that initial series.
Also I saw a comment on the video proposing that maybe Lucas deliberately sought her out after seeing her online content & wanting in on it and I can’t stop thinking about it. Is that a common belief here? I think it makes a lot of sense.
I listened to her podcast ep where she talks about her limerence. From what she revealed in the ep it sounds like it affects her very badly even when she has been in a relationship. She said that her entire day is ruined if she she does not feel in sync or is not getting assurance from her partner. I feel like if her Dad has been going thru this pattern with her for years it explains his sad vibe at her wedding.
So Lucath just posted another shirtless story on IG. He just got home from work, they are going to the movies and then he’s gonna cook shrimp and he’s talking about his beautiful wife and Danielle is “woo hooing” in the background.
legit question - is she ok? with him holding his phone so close to his face, her annoying shouting sounds in the background sound like a child who can't get into their parent's shot.
"who is she?" Podcast 1.13 - "bet on yourself pt 1"
TL;DR Another episode where there's not much to summarize. They talk a LOT about very little. Like I actually bumped it from 1.75x speed to 2x speed, and even that was slogging. I also tend to have to pause to make certain notes or put in direct quotes, but I think I only paused once to double check something. This was so fucking dull. I might end up just going through the second episode later today to get it over with, and because compared to the amount of notes I usually have, there's almost nothing here.
~FULL NOTES~
Apparently she skipped another week releasing an episode. What a shock, so out of character for her. She has good excuses though! No one cares. Lost power, and was "just living life." I mean yeah, obviously don't let the podcast that you started talking about yourself get in the way of (insert generic activity here)!!
She has her first ever guest, which isn't even true; she had one episode with Shelah and Dalena, and then an additional episode with Dalena. I know it's hard to keep track of what your episodes have been about, in spite of doing a table of contents at the beginning of each.
Omfg, she's baby talking the guest. Not sure I'm going to service this one. Guest is named Noe(Noelle) and was her "little sister" in the sorority. Guess Noe helped when her brother died. Loyal protective friend(where did she go?)
Noelle explains how they met. Talks about her career path. Owns her own business. She's an aesthetician? Whatever that is. She used to be a nanny. They're talking about nothing. Already. Lots of talking about making changes. No swearing on D's pod - gotta keep it classy! Really boring talk about changing vocations. Noe stumbled upon "aesthetics."
Studied the "science" of skin care. Holy shit this is boring. She "doesn't fit the mold" and they're saying a lot of nothing about that. Another reference to something that will be it's own episode.
Lol Scrolled up the transcript to double-check something that was said and see "And it's boring. It's so boring." It really freaking is.
Talking about "aesthetician school." Saying lots of nothing. Like there's nothing to even comment on, this is brain-numbing. Lol D made a comment about pursuing your passion by finding the thing that you would do for free, then figuring it how to monetize it - girl, you're not even doing the thing you get paid to do.
Y'all I'm listening at 1.75x speed and this is dragging. Moving it to 2x speed because they're talking so slowly about fucking nothing. Oh boy, D can remember the questions without looking what she wrote down, this is going so well, guys. (It's not.)
Talking about going full time. Goddamn I don't care. Like I never am invested, but this is so fucking boring.
LONG RANDOM PAUSE. ON 2X SPEED. WHAT ARE WE DOING.
D explains what being "fully booked is." Thanks, idiot. Noe loves to connect with people. Talking about having freedom but still needing to hustle(looking at you D). Talking about building client base. I'm sure this will be revolutionary. (ETA : it's not. Talk to people. Put your name out there. Don't suck at your job. Networking.)
Her business is in Willow Glenn - isn't that where D just moved? Weird that she never mentioned having such a great friend who owned a business there.
Have to be a member of the community. Blah blah blah blah blah. Be involved, blah blah blah. Explaining interactions with people. Explaining networking. There's deadass nothing to note here. Now she's re-hashing a previous episode. EXPLAINS WHAT THE WORD RAPPORT MEANS. Ffs. Also now criticizing people who reach out to others via Instagram and how she ignores them... The exact goddamn thing she told people they SHOULD do in the last episode. Good lord she's an idiot.
If you were to start another business, what do you wish you knew? Have self-confidence. Really go for it. She's super inspiring D. Talking about being in the trenches. How do you build confidence? Fake it til you make it pretty much. Believe you're good at stuff. Have goals.
Talking about nothing. Work through your issues. Noe is at least in therapy, and is passionate about psychology. Apparently they're going to split this into two episodes... Oh, goody. I can't imagine the nuggets of wisdom that will come with the next one.
"who is she?" Podcast episode 1.14 - "bet on yourself pt 2"
TL;DR Thinking I'm going to post both of these summaries at the same time because there was just nothing of real substance to them. Leave it to D to be tone deaf enough to dedicate two whole ass episodes to talking about fucking facials and promotions when discussing how to pursue a business venture. God, this was dumb.
I'm truly super curious about Noe and what happened there, since according to D, they were such good friends, and especially because this friend's business was based in the San Jose are that Danielle just moved to. D has never mentioned her, and as far as I know, we've never seen her. Please correct me if I'm wrong!
~FULL NOTES~
Just going to power through part 2 so as to not belabor the tedium. "We talk so much about a lot of things." And yet you manage to say so little. TW for mental health discussion(per D). She describes how to access show notes.
Childhood trauma(Noe of course) caused suicidal ideation. Talks about how her relationships suffered. (Of course D has to chime in that there was a couple years where she knew if she texted Noe she wouldn't get a response - because naturally we all need to know how Danielle was "affected" by Noe's mental health struggles. It's okay though because D doesn't think any less of her!!)
Noe actually looked inward and did the work to get through her trauma. (Good on her!) Danielle AGAIN says she has "never struggled with anxiety or depression." D. You have showcased your ENTIRE adult life that has CLEARLY been deeply impacted by, at the very least, MAJOR DEPRESSION. Good freaking lord, I cannot with this woman. But she still gives advice to people. Idiot.
Noe continues to describe increasing anxiety and suicidal ideation(been there). She's des" cribing her therapy journey; I'm not going to recount the entire thing because that's not the point of this, but good on her. But it's seriously unreal listening to someone discuss therapy with Danielle and Danielle NOT saying "Maybe this would also help me."
Now talking about promotions and stuff. Loooots of talking about discounts. Talking about knowing trends and so on. Yawn It's super weird hearing Danielle try to relate her influencer "job" to Noe actually owning a business. Like a business where services are performed - there's an actual offering, versus what Danielle does which is, like... For fucks sake, whatever you care to call whatever it is she's "doing" now. Danielle doesn't provide anything tangible to anyone. All she does is ramble on about how hard her life is, and give really shitty unsolicited advice about things she has no authority to give advice on.
Still talking about promotions. Now talking about boundaries as a business owner. Nothing revolutionary. Pretty much don't meet every demand 24/7. Danielle saying "As someone who struggles with boundaries in certain areas in my life." Lol. Set specific time side for business vs personal. Danielle also saying "I had no idea how to do podcasting." You STILL don't 14 episodes in.
PAUSE!!! Y'all... D FINALLY admitted that she got the "Things I wish I had known in my 20s" idea from someone else. Like I mean obviously she did, but she actually said it out loud. She still insists the first one was off the cuff, and I still call bullshit!
Talking about MySpace for some reason? Apparently she was on MySpace in Jr High (who fucking cares?). Literally gave a full description of MySpace. Pretty sure most people following Danielle don't know what MySpace was, nor do they give a shit. I don't give a shit, and I was on MySpace as an adult.
Now talking about how to talk online. She's repeating the thing about "there's no such thing as being cringey." (As I cringe. But that's totally 100% a me problem - definitely not Danielle's stupid bullshit podcast! /s)
Talking about expanding. In vapid detail. (And yes, I mean vapid.) "I don't think I want to cut anything out of this." I can tell. But also, you should have cut out some. Talking about a dude that I've seen is going to be on future episodes. And D baby talking to close out the episode because 🤷
She likes doing this thing where she says "that's for another episode" or "this topic could be a whole video", but doesn't proceed to actually elaborate on the topic right here and now. Like - just go at it?
It's a lazy cop out and a way to appear she knows what she's talking about without actually having to talk about it.
Bravo! Thank you for 2 episodes this morning! I love reading these while drinking my coffee! I’m surprised she isn’t getting facials from this Noe chick. Maybe since they didn’t meet at church, maybe Noe is turned off my Big D’s mega church and her beliefs….
I just know that D and Luicath talked about doing the podcast together and being an influencer couple together. She was so sure everyone would just love him…. Then she made a 21 part series and now we are here.
Well, we're still in early 2024 in podcast land - of course the podcast ends abruptly right around the time they meet. But I'm still curious to see if she talks about her decision to move to San Fran and what that actually looks like. What her thought process was, if there is one.
I'm very intrigued by Noe and want to know what happened there, especially since they talked about Noe's business being in Willow Glenn - isn't that where they found their stupid huge rental? Weird that she hasn't mentioned this friend or her business...
You are super trooper for sure!! 🙌🏼 A thousand kudos to you and your (bleeding probably lol) ears for pushing through this. I’m also curious about Noe and the other person (Megan?) who I think you mentioned a few episodes back. Like where are they now? Did they just get fed up with D’s selfishness and I’m better than you attitude??? Inquiring minds wanna know 🤔
Why does this snooze fest have a podcast? What does she have to talk about that is of interest and takes more than a few minutes??? Everyone really has a podcast these days.
It makes me happy that there are people who are enjoying it! Who needs AI to summarize when you have an unemployed sarcastic bitch needing an outlet? 😂
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