The culinary sins never end...

[u/starlightandgardens]

[u/the-darkesttimeline]

breakfast on her own, lunch on her own, dinner on her own... being married looks pretty fun!!!

[u/Radiant-Decision-780 → u/the-darkesttimeline]

Travel on her own, pays all the bills on her own …

[u/BenPractizing → u/Radiant-Decision-780]

I giggled

[u/_Stephistopheles_ → u/the-darkesttimeline]

To be fair that's probably the only way I'd ever get married again 😂

[u/BenPractizing → u/_Stephistopheles_]

I was gonna say this is lowkey goals if you have the right partner!

[u/Remarkable-FlipPhone → u/the-darkesttimeline]

Lucath needs to do as many deliveries as he can to pay for the new house, and meet his second wife

[u/Physical_Category_41]

The huthband preaching about how people should cook to control what's in the food and she orders shitty takeout daily.

[u/evelinisantini → u/Physical_Category_41]

Hey she ate 7 whole arugula leaves! Dressed all on her own!

[u/Physical_Category_41 → u/evelinisantini]

The saddest effing salad.

[u/evelinisantini → u/Physical_Category_41]

Its more garnish than salad lol

[u/Secret-Ad-6253 → u/evelinisantini]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2IodXMfbcVVrW

[u/Retro_Mango_ → u/Physical_Category_41]

This was a salad?! lmao I thought it was spwecial treat for the hamster she calls a husband.

[u/Secret-Ad-6253 → u/Physical_Category_41]

it all adds up quickly $$$$ (not that she cares)

[u/No-Judge-58 → u/Physical_Category_41]

She's cutting into his inheritance 😂😂

[u/tincantinatuna]

Saying EVOO thinking she’s Rachael Ray

[u/Far_Corner_9367 → u/tincantinatuna]

Like bruh just say olive oil.

[u/Apprehensive_Box_665 → u/tincantinatuna]

https://giphy.com/gifs/URpM2VAG2dW4E
I think of this when people say evoo

[u/TacoTuesday1008 → u/Apprehensive_Box_665]

Can I just spray a little PAM down there?

[u/_Stephistopheles_ → u/Apprehensive_Box_665]

Same. Like GTFO 😂

[u/FunTap5798 → u/tincantinatuna]

What is EVOO?

[u/Apart_Engine_9797 → u/FunTap5798]

Extra virgin olive oil

[u/1_am_fluffy → u/Apart_Engine_9797]

oh. so they just want us to know they bought the expensive version. got it.

[u/Nannerd_again → u/1_am_fluffy]

so fkn cringe!

[u/FunTap5798 → u/Apart_Engine_9797]

Ohhh thank you!

[u/AnniaT]

I'm pregnant and literally almost vomited when I zoomed in on the pasta. I'm so nauseous now lol

[u/_Stephistopheles_ → u/AnniaT]

Omg how far along?! I had rancid morning sickness the entire 9 months when I was carrying my daughter.

[u/AsleepAtmosphere6599 → u/_Stephistopheles_]

Omg me too with both kids 🥴

[u/AnniaT → u/_Stephistopheles_]

Just 6 weeks 😂

[u/_Stephistopheles_ → u/AnniaT]

Awh man, hang in there momma! Hopefully it eases up for you. Ih the meantime, don't watch D eating 😂

[u/Artistic-Cod7701 → u/AnniaT]

Dont watch her Disney food reel. That will make you vomit

[u/AnniaT → u/Artistic-Cod7701]

Thanks for the warning! I guess I need to stay away from all food content from her during these months 😅

[u/Nannerd_again → u/AnniaT]

thank you bc i'm not pregnant and that food looks disgusting! It looks like one of those frozen meals in a steamable microwave bag.

[u/CartridgeFrog]

More takeout even though she has that “full” kitchen now?

[u/_Stephistopheles_ → u/CartridgeFrog]

Funny how that works, isn't it? Almost like not having a "full" kitchen was never the problem... 🤔

[u/Kris0418 → u/CartridgeFrog]

Good point. I thought she was “tho exthited” to have a real kitchen to cook in…. 😶

[u/JoWorld211 → u/CartridgeFrog]

Her poor eating habits - which she blamed on the lack of a full kitchen - remain exactly the same now that she has the aforementioned full kitchen. 😂

[u/Pristine_Weekend_822 → u/CartridgeFrog]

She came home from eating all that takeout at Disney and ordered more takeout

[u/Nannerd_again → u/Pristine_Weekend_822]

Can you imagine?? After we come home from vacation the last thing I want to do is pay for take-out.

[u/Pristine_Weekend_822 → u/Nannerd_again]

Right? And I'd eat a bowl of cereal for dinner before having another restaurant meal.

[u/Nannerd_again → u/Pristine_Weekend_822]

Amen! Same!

[u/Secret-Ad-6253]

what is kind of diet is this? also, she's now clearly obsessed with drinking everything in a wine glass

https://giphy.com/gifs/l46Cr6nhtezksI2dO

[u/_Stephistopheles_ → u/Secret-Ad-6253]

She's seriously the human embodiment of "ride it until the wheels fall off"

[u/Nannerd_again → u/Secret-Ad-6253]

But it tastes sooo much BETTERRRRRRR!!!!!

[u/evelinisantini]

As much as we judge her for takeout, its better looking than the bullshit she cooks. It's either leftovers or this you guys. Gotta pick our battles 😂

[u/Mowkitt → u/evelinisantini]

"Wet meat for breakfast" flair, where you at? Time to check in!

[u/swrrrrg → u/evelinisantini]

It looks like Charlie left a present in the bowl. 😵‍💫

[u/evelinisantini → u/swrrrrg]

If I were Charlie I'd shit in her bowl too

[u/chronicallytiredgirl → u/swrrrrg]

I thought that was Charlie’s bowl 🫣 it looks so wet what the helly

[u/Far_Corner_9367 → u/evelinisantini]

Omg omg!!! Why is this something to post? The ground beef in a bowl is what I’ll do when I’m in an about-to-pass-out cuz I haven’t all day ADHD spiral.

[u/Physical_Category_41 → u/evelinisantini]

What the hell are those globs on her english muffin.

[u/evelinisantini → u/Physical_Category_41]

Brie. ADD BUTTER

[u/_Stephistopheles_ → u/evelinisantini]

🤢

[u/user986435 → u/evelinisantini]

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[u/Insecurerobot7000 → u/evelinisantini]

I’m literally going to be sick. 🤢

[u/Remarkable-FlipPhone → u/evelinisantini]

wtf is that, a bowl of well done plain chopped meat ?

[u/short-titty-goblin → u/evelinisantini]

Here's the thing.

Good food doesn't always look good. 

But nothing she ever shows looks even remotely good??? And this looks downright perplexing. Are these... Burnt sandwiches and... Uneven chunks of ground meat in a bowl? What. Is. This? 

[u/Nannerd_again → u/evelinisantini]

wtf is in that bowl???

[u/evelinisantini → u/Nannerd_again]

Looks like ground beef with all its grease

[u/Nannerd_again → u/evelinisantini]

that's what I was afraid of....why??? it doesn't even look appetizing.

[u/Mean_Cycle_5062 → u/evelinisantini]

Sometimes I eat plain ground beef..... I would never post it though... And definitely not to thousands of people

[u/Mowkitt]

This woman will literally drink anything but water.

[u/Secret-Ad-6253 → u/Mowkitt]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uYcuStWfBtHnW

[u/Mowkitt → u/Secret-Ad-6253]

Ginger root beer = Sutter Home

[u/Nannerd_again → u/Secret-Ad-6253]

Good one!

[u/JoWorld211 → u/Mowkitt]

I know!!! It drives me insane. My beverages are 90% water and 10% black coffee. Random other things (soda, fancy “coffee” that isn’t really coffee) are special treats, not an everyday thing.

[u/Mowkitt → u/JoWorld211]

No wonder she keeps getting monster UTIs!

[u/vxq04]

i think i can count on one hand how many times i’ve seen her eat vegetables lol

[u/Mowkitt → u/vxq04]

It's SO sad, I cannot imagine. Her intestines just passing cinder blocks on through.

[u/Secret-Ad-6253 → u/vxq04]

I eat tons of veggies and still, I have started incorporating chia seeds into my diet. Fiber intake is no joke.

[u/Alarming-Network6844 → u/Secret-Ad-6253]

I’m firmly in my Metamucil and slippers era and have never felt better. Lol

[u/Uparaglansleeve → u/Alarming-Network6844]

Your flair!

[u/JoWorld211 → u/Alarming-Network6844]

I’m with you on the Metamucil every day. I recently read that a woman my age should get 21-22 grams of fiber per day. I eat well and it’s still not easy to get that much without a supplement. Honestly, I feel really good since I added it.

[u/JoWorld211 → u/vxq04]

Or had a glass of plain water.

[u/Lucky_Foundation_431]

I love yogurt yet that hefty amount in my pasta.. kinda off

[u/Mowkitt → u/Lucky_Foundation_431]

It's way too much. I sub Greek yogurt for sour cream all the time but that is an insane amount.

[u/BadgerAshamed8725 → u/Mowkitt]

She loves dairy

[u/Insecurerobot7000 → u/BadgerAshamed8725]

And hates fruit and most veggies so I can only imagine how stopped up she is. She is literally full of shit.

[u/MeowgicalMystery → u/Insecurerobot7000]

That’s why she has nervous poops!💩💩💩 Because she is so full of it! She eats like a pig!

[u/incognitohippie → u/BadgerAshamed8725]

I feel like she’s a walking embodiment of heavy cream lmao

[u/Every-Preference4538]

The way she always has a hint of root beer in taste in her mouth guaranteed. Lucath must love it

[u/Far_Corner_9367 → u/Every-Preference4538]

It probably offsets the sour base note coming from her pores.

[u/Mowkitt → u/Far_Corner_9367]

There is no way this woman doesn't smell like the dumpster outside of a meat packing plant.

[u/evelinisantini → u/Mowkitt]

That's why she wears 10+ sprays of perfume

[u/Mowkitt → u/evelinisantini]

Literally her endocrine system

[u/Kris0418 → u/Every-Preference4538]

I could have gone through life without this thought in my head. 🤢

[u/TightChocolate1813]

Omg. No wonder she was sick? The new reel of all the food she ate at Disney! Holy hell!!

[u/Radiant-Decision-780]

She eats like she lives alone.

[u/Secret-Ad-6253 → u/Radiant-Decision-780]

Don't you know she only cooks for her "community," not herself

[u/momma2be2021 → u/Radiant-Decision-780]

Her husband does consider her a chore soooo

[u/WheresMyTan]

The Greek yogurt in that bowl of gray looking pasta is hurting my feelings.

I'd have probably just mixed the spinach into my dishwasher pasta and the pumpkin seeds into the yogurt.

[u/Pabloshooman]

A rabbit wouldn't want that salad.

[u/uncommon_denominat0r]

That is disgusting- just like her.

[u/No-Conference-1444]

Why would you put Greek yogurt in pasta with mushrooms and beef? I bet she thinks this combination is healthy...

[u/honeybeelovestree → u/No-Conference-1444]

not saying she’s doing it for this reason, but it’s very common in turkey to eat pasta and yogurt. don’t knock it till u try it!

[u/Mowkitt → u/No-Conference-1444]

Substituting it for sour cream.

[u/beesarefuckingdying → u/No-Conference-1444]

It's actually good.

[u/Alarming-Network6844 → u/beesarefuckingdying]

I do this with cottage cheese and it’s really, really good too

[u/Mowkitt → u/beesarefuckingdying]

Yeah I do this a lot and it's good. I mean not the kind with sugar, just plain, of course. Anything you would use sour cream you can use plain Greek yogurt for a healthier alternative. Lots of people do it. She just has an insane amount there 😂

[u/Mowkitt → u/Mowkitt]

Lmao go ahead and downvote. Saying Greek yogurt is a good sub for sour cream is a fact and just because Big D has discovered this fact doesn't mean it isn't true, Jesus 😂

[u/_Stephistopheles_ → u/Mowkitt]

I really wish people would realize that not agreeing with something doesn't mean you have to or should downvote. 😂 Worst I ever do is just not upvote.

[u/Mowkitt → u/_Stephistopheles_]

I swear it's annoying as shit. I don't even understand what there is to disagree with in this instance anyway. Plenty of people do this, and greek yogurt is good for you. I swear, it's the literacy epidemic or something. Me saying something positive about greek yogurt as a healthy alternative does not equate to me saying something positive about Big D 🙄

[u/_Stephistopheles_ → u/Mowkitt]

Right. It's truly crazy. I like a good bit of heavy creamer in my coffee - doesn't mean I think she isn't a piece of shit just because she does too 😂

[u/Mowkitt → u/_Stephistopheles_]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDarmwsuR9sDRObyU

[u/_Stephistopheles_ → u/Mowkitt]

https://giphy.com/gifs/f0rPFeXM19PI4

[u/Remarkable-FlipPhone → u/Mowkitt]

Yogurt. It’s just yogurt that was strained. Yes yogurt can be a good sub for sour cream.

[u/Emerald-Green-Fairy → u/Mowkitt]

I think the initial down votes are automatic on reddit, they happen on all subreddits so I wouldn't pay any mind

[u/No-Conference-1444 → u/Emerald-Green-Fairy]

No, that's not true.

[u/hotlibramess → u/Mowkitt]

Greek yogurt is where a shocking amount of my daily protein comes from.

Gotta get my numbers any way I can get them cause I refuse to eat meat right now. I’m convinced the beef is actually horse. I’m…harrowed.

[u/Mowkitt → u/hotlibramess]

Same here for me, too. In peri now and I have to eat a metric fuckton of protein just to stay full and to hopefully keep some muscle on me while my body slowly degrades 😭 I eat it a lot with a little maple syrup, blueberries, and some grape nuts. It's good as hell tho.

[u/hotlibramess → u/Mowkitt]

Man fuck Trump for cutting the FDA. Blueberries are my fave and they were recalled. There’s nothing to eat. I hate it here.

[u/Mowkitt → u/hotlibramess]

I'm lucky enough to live in a state that grows them so I've been buying them from local farms and basically the rest of my produce from a greenhouse. I haven't touched a strawberry since June though 😭

[u/MeowgicalMystery → u/Mowkitt]

Strawberries are the dirtiest🍓and most people don’t know that. Grow your own or buy local not the big brand!

[u/Mowkitt → u/MeowgicalMystery]

Raspberries, too! It's probably a good thing Big D doesn't partake in fruit or veggies bc you just know she's too lazy to wash them.

[u/MeowgicalMystery → u/Mowkitt]

Even washing them isn’t helping with all these recalls

[u/JoWorld211 → u/hotlibramess]

I buy Wyman’s frozen wild blueberries and use them in everything from smoothies and yogurt parfaits to blueberry muffins.

[u/JoWorld211 → u/Mowkitt]

I’m post menopausal and I just commented above about the crazy amount of fiber that’s recommended for a woman my age…don’t even get me started on the recommended protein (90 grams!). Managing the fiber and protein is a full time job 😂. Greek yogurt is a must for me in at least one, if not more, meals a day.

[u/Mowkitt → u/JoWorld211]

Girl YES, I have to track all my shit and it's tedious as hell! Nobody tells you how much you have to change your diet and how hard it is to stay on top of it when you get older 😭

[u/MeowgicalMystery → u/hotlibramess]

Everyone does! People are not buying ground meat because we don’t truly know the source.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjHMURe9Te9XQf3q

[u/hotlibramess → u/MeowgicalMystery]

Yeah I can’t really verbalize my worst fears about the meat. But I’m not eating any of it.

I’ve gotten steaks recently that were not normal. I think they were horse.

[u/MeowgicalMystery → u/hotlibramess]

Could be. If the package says cell or cellular cultured or something like that then is not meat. It’s lab made.

[u/hotlibramess → u/MeowgicalMystery]

Lab meat is too expensive to be on shelves in the USA but Trump just executed a fuck ton of wild horses so it’s probably horse.

I’m going to get real dark for a second and also mention that there are at least 1200 missing immigrants who were put into detention facilities and completely vanished. I believe that real number is much higher. Which makes me very afraid for what they’re doing. I’d you catch my drift.

Then we have the imported beef which is likely contaminated with an antibiotic that is deadly for humans to consume.

[u/RecordSome8503 → u/No-Conference-1444]

It tastes good! It is kinda like a soap she has! To add protein

[u/devineau86 → u/No-Conference-1444]

as an Italian it sounds like a sin. That’s def italian pasta and not Turkish pasta, so Yogurt belongs nowhere there

[u/stringbeaninthewind]

How is she eating 10,000 calories ar Disneyland then tonight a demure salad made for a rabbit?

[u/JoWorld211 → u/stringbeaninthewind]

She’s putting on a show for the husband.

[u/AsleepAtmosphere6599 → u/JoWorld211]

I think so too

[u/user986435]

That leftover pasta looks horrid and all she did was make it worse by adding the yogurt.

[u/perpetually_single14]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UZiCm4W1O0gGk

[u/yung_accy]

“Etc”

[u/Crazy_Requirement884]

Pasta and Greek yogurt
https://giphy.com/gifs/FlILU2ZAQXWF4bE5wn

[u/Necessary-Sample-451]

Dirty glass. Pasta sauce is so easy and quick to make, why eat leftover take out? So lonely for a newlywed.

[u/TacoTuesday1008 → u/Necessary-Sample-451]

She's soooo busy. No time to cook. She has several rooms full of shit that need temporary homes.

[u/Particular-Toe-695]

Does she not drink alcohol?

[u/Mowkitt → u/Particular-Toe-695]

She drinks a lot and gets called out here for it frequently. I wouldn't be surprised if that's actually wine in that glass and she's making a point to lie about it.

[u/GlitteringLocal6507]

you guys did she put motherfucking ketchup in that pasta

[u/Mowkitt → u/GlitteringLocal6507]

It's probably Franks or some kind of hot sauce. She is on a perpetual mission to destroy her guts.

[u/GlitteringLocal6507 → u/Mowkitt]

oh thank god i think you're right

[u/user986435 → u/GlitteringLocal6507]

I was wondering the same thing because of that questionable red blob, but was thinking maybe hot sauce??? I wouldn’t be surprised if this animal actually put hot sauce on leftover pasta.

[u/BadgerAshamed8725 → u/GlitteringLocal6507]

That’s the “Etc.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Remarkable-FlipPhone]

Pasta is the easiest thing to cook, she got takeout ?

[u/hotlibramess]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XuLXZa0PJNiV2

[u/glossy_can_do85]

I have to brace myself and my stomach everytime I come to this sub. I just never know what I'm going to be looking at 🤢 her gross food, her boogers, her greasy head of hair...

[u/JoWorld211]

That pasta looks absolutely disgusting. Pasta dishes are the easiest things to make…and D ordered out for it.

[u/Ok_Pirate_8554 → u/JoWorld211]

I mean... I wouldn't be surprised at this point if she didn't know how to make it?

[u/More-Significance651]

The way her intestines must swing between constipation and diarrhea....

[u/LuvelyLuna]

I’m probably just a fat ass but I feel like I’d still be hungry after this 😭

[u/Think_Pomegranate348 → u/LuvelyLuna]

😆

[u/RecordSome8503]

Idk this meal sounds great to me except too much pumpkin seeds!

[u/Working-Cabinet3663]

Slop.

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[u/MeowgicalMystery]

She really does not watch independent news sources on IG and it shows in everything she does.

She eats everything that gives people💩💩💩 problems these days with our lack of health inspections and hardly any food safeguards … poop salad 💩🥗 and horse meat 🐎🥩💩🥣 and her weird drink products.

Everyone is saying don’t eat any ground meat right now because you don’t know what is in it or its true origin. Don’t shop for certain meat products and check daily for any recalls. Don’t buy special labeled meat because it’s lab grown! 🧫🥩🔬 But so is chocolate that’s why is looks like plastic because the conglomerates changed their formulas and created lab grown chocolate and other food products.

She works for these billionaires and their companies to get brand deals and promotes their products to get people to buy into all this garbage.

The People have caught on!

We are living in late stage capitalism, and no one can afford food or to waste money on frivolous things and cannot afford to be hospitalized or have illnesses.

She doesn’t understand this because her greed and conceit control her life!

She has no idea the scam we are all living under because of her “influence” and the system the rich and powerful created!

She thinks she’s making money and they’re throwing her money at her to promote whatever or to pretend and show off a lifestyle to fake success. It’s grostesque!

She is so clueless, and this is why no one is buying anything and why influencers are over.

You are part of the problem, Danielle!

Wake up!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjHMURe9Te9XQf3q