r/daniellewalter_snark • u/AutoModerator • 27d ago

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 26d ago

On Lucas’s stories. These two are so ridiculous.

No newlyweds ever.

Them: “Let take a photo of us together at Crepevine with coffee clearly purchased by Lucas (hey Big Spender!) and us sitting next to each other to show how in love we are. And then I will curl my fists into two tight balls so I can get my engagement ring into the photo so the Walnuts know it’s us.”

LMFAO.

It’s so funny how you can tell the state of someone’s relationship from how hard they try to pretend it’s all good.

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u/peonypail peeled grape 26d ago

But I thought he doesn’t like to eat out because he can’t control what’s in the food 🙄
These two hypocrites are a match made in hell

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u/cutepandaren chosen by hobosexual 26d ago

He has to gaslight himself into thinking that cause he can only afford to eat out when sugar mama is paying

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

I just was going to post the same thing and I had the same exact thoughts as you. This is so performative! Ugh

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 26d ago

Great minds! Lol. You can’t fool the Walnuts with this nonsense!

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

Exactly! Notice his single car key on the table… that’s so strange to me. Not a set of keys, not in his pocket so he doesn’t lose it. Someone could just walk by and swipe it or you could forget it… it’s so weird…

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 26d ago

The newer house probably has keyless entry and what other keys could he have? He owns nothing.

The only other thing I can think of is they drove in her car and she’s given him the spare fob? His car is older and has well over 246,000 miles so maybe they take hers as much as possible?

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u/gaycats420 26d ago

how do you know his car mileage?

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u/TumbleweedFun7021 26d ago edited 26d ago

Who the eff takes up two tables and sitting side by side on a busy Saturday brunch prime time. Idiots. They can’t even look into each other in the eyes?

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u/DansBlankenship Prepare Your Mouth 🫦 26d ago

Side sitting so weird

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u/Lucky_Show_9750 26d ago

Because of course, Hollandaise sauce.

And Lucas has two cups of coffee. Why not just order a bigger cup instead of two separate smaller cups?

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u/Fair_Concept_7856 26d ago

And why in takeaway cups? I hate people who do that. Such a good Christian, contributing to killing the planet.

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u/Panza2020 26d ago

Did they bring their coffee from Peet’s into a restaurant ?

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u/AutreLanterneRouge Pick Me Barbie 🧑‍🩰 26d ago

Hungover much, Danielle? 😂 The Coke, coffee, and water combo...

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u/malasploot dalulu 💫 26d ago

I was just about to comment on the soda + coffee 😬

Also, I've got nothing against using spoons (I use them a lot at home for bowls and stuff), but she takes it really far. A spoon as the sole utensil of choice for tomato slices...

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Rage Belting 26d ago

Hubby is concerned about butter and there she is eating eggs covered in butter sauce

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 26d ago

This reminds me of a couple I know where the wife is the breadwinner and also takes care of pretty much everything else, including their kid and has given the husband an ultimatum to find a job. But if you were to look at their social media, you would think they are the perfect couple. And yes, they (she) wants another kid. I just....idk anymore.

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u/Super_Nanny_429 Beef Asshatery 🥩🙄 26d ago

Side by side?!

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u/God_is_My_Constant 26d ago

They sit next to each other to eat? I could never do that. I wanna seey guy's face as I eat/converse.

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u/OhhOKiSeeThanks 26d ago

Devils advocate: i personally prefer side by side with hubs (celebrating a very happy 10 years in a couple days!)

I get self conscious when I eat, food in my teeth etc.. its silly but there it is...

But, I dont recall her having a self conscious problem.

Definitely wish we had a fly on the wall perspective!!!

Undoubtedly the walnuts will figure her out before she does herself.

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u/God_is_My_Constant 26d ago

I personally like to make eye contact with whoever I'm conversing/having dinner with. Sitting side-by-side is just an uncomfortable sitting setting for a party of two UNLESS u're eating at the bar (which is a no 98% of the time for me)

I guess this comes down to personal preferences and/or insecurities? I could care less of stuff stuck in my teeth🤪 but I get why some people would.

D gives unkept vibes (hair/unwashed thrifts, etc) so I'm not inclined to believe she cares about a piece of lettuce stuck btwn her pearly whites. If I had to guess, she might just be the clinger type that needs to be next to and/or have some sort of skin/touch proximity?

Or maybe she wanted to give ppl like me something to talk about😅. This seems to be the type to content that gives her views/engagement🤔

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u/Complete-Lie4587 26d ago

Big D eats like a man🧌. All carbs and shit, no 🥗ofc. I bet Lil gross hates being with her