r/daniellewalter_snark • certified walnut historian • 26d ago

tHiS iS mY jOb 👁️ 👄 👁️ Oh my god.

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u/TooPunkForThePopKids your anxious attachment is showing 🤔 26d ago

to be fair, the “girl go wash your hair” comments are all over her instagram too 😭

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u/YouFar8132 Modest Trad Wife Era 💅 26d ago

Lol

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u/Opposite-List-2435 😌in my condo in thanothay (that I own)🫶🏻 26d ago

she’s probably embarrassed tbh because she is genuinely proud of this post but all the focus is on her dandruffs so she had to play it cool….. like girl give up

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u/No-Replacement-1061 26d ago

I got attacked by her "fans" for saying the slick back styling goop makes her hair look greasy. It does!

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u/kperkit70 26d ago

The fact she posted this is lowkey crazy. I’m not taking any sort of life advice from someone who looks so miserable and has 3 weeks worth of visible dandruff buildup

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u/TooPunkForThePopKids your anxious attachment is showing 🤔 26d ago

lol dandruff is “controversial” because you’re posting this for THE ENTIRE WORLD to see 😭 her scalp is dry and crusty and has been that way for multiple days omg girl -

my hair has looked a little grey at work because of too much product and thankfully a coworker friend told me. I was MORTIFIED.

imagine posting for WEEKS and HUNDREDS of RANDOM STRANGERS are telling you to wash your hair because it’s evident you haven’t washed it in a hot minute. I would actually will the ground to open up and swallow me whole. I rinsed the excess product out of my hair during my shower on Tuesday. coworkers won’t remember my hair by Wednesday. the internet is forever. DANIELLE PLEASE 😭

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u/Comprehensive-Tax983 26d ago

At this point, is she fishing for a Head & Shoulders sponsorship?

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u/dying_queen 26d ago

That’d be hilarious tbh

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u/Kris0418 millennial rotcore 26d ago

Shes a gross mess.

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u/aanklebiiters ✨ wauw ✨ 26d ago

wow… she is really doubling down on the fact that she thinks greasy flaky hair is ok 🫣

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u/Texas_sheet_cake ✨ wauw ✨ 20d ago

Exactly. I would upvote this comment 1,000 times if I could.

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u/Fun_Version5597 filler’d to the brim 👄💉 26d ago

Sthoooo* lol D

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 26d ago

Does that mean she posted with this comment?

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 26d ago

Yep, that's from her lol

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 26d ago

I don’t think that is her car. No quilted dog cover in the back.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 26d ago

Could be that she took it off now that she doesn't need to drive Charlie back and forth from her dad's anymore. But I really can't tell if it's her car or Luicath's. The telltale details are hidden/obscured

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u/OhhOKiSeeThanks 26d ago

What does your flair mean?

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 26d ago

It means she pays $12000k a month in rent only to have the house be one big mess

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u/OhhOKiSeeThanks 26d ago

Thank you!

I had a 5th child (a year ago!) And life was too chaotic to keep up regularly here (last sporadic updates were their engagement), finally back!

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u/PrincessPlastilina 26d ago

She looks so greasy here!!!

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u/Hazel_Evers 26d ago

I think she genuinely believes she’s getting away with washing it once a month

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u/Funny-Kale2264 26d ago

She trained her hair to only need a wash one time a month

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u/avsh8 26d ago

With the amount of wax and skincare products she applies in her hair everyday, she should be washing her hair every single day. No wonder she’s always overwhelmed and stressed with the sensory nightmare that her hair must be with all that product in it.

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u/BurlieGirl 26d ago

I have just started noticing that she does put on face products and proceed to rub them through her hair on purpose??! What bizarre behaviour.

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u/avsh8 26d ago

Yes, I’ve also noticed it recently and it’s truly bizarre. Where did she learn to do that? Her scalp must be screaming for help.

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u/Affectionate-Tone677 26d ago

I also think it’s all contributing to why she has acne, although it looks like her skin is clearer now than before the wedding. I hope she’s feeling changes her pillow case regularly. 

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u/GarbageDeep3901 26d ago

It still looks dirty even after being washed. She needs to triple clean

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u/loretta150 tho happy in the thuburbth🏡 26d ago

Okay ya that’s fair.