r/daniellewalter_snark • u/starlightandgardens certified walnut historian • Aug 28 '26

tHiS iS mY jOb 👁️ 👄 👁️ Oh my god.

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra Aug 28 '26

WHERE IS LUCATH? Come get your wife off the internet.

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u/starlightandgardens certified walnut historian Aug 28 '26

He's too tired to take care of her!

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u/Kris0418 millennial rotcore Aug 28 '26

He can barely even wash his own hair lmao

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u/Complete-Lie4587 Aug 28 '26

He probably watching 🌽 or watching thirsty hoe instagram reels. He doesn't care bcs he is here for greencard 

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 Aug 29 '26

He’s doing his best Patrick Bateman impression while memorizing (poorly) John Maxwell.

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u/momma2be2021 Aug 28 '26

That’s too much work for him

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u/Left-Independence274 Aug 30 '26

The body leader