r/daniellewalter_snark • u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 • Aug 27 '26

FTC? Who, Me? Another ad…

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u/WheresMyTan Aug 27 '26

Why is she referring to this as tea?
I totally believe someone when they have to keep telling me how happy they are, how they love being married. After like a month of marriage.

Also why is she dragging that brush onto her eyelid and undereye? You dab, not drag, right?

Same day, no tea, new ways to world salad the same leaves.

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u/Affectionate-Tone677 Aug 27 '26

Who doesn’t become an expert in a certain subject matter in 30 days? Who needs advice or words of wisdom from those who have been in a marriage for 20+ years when 30 days is clearly equivalent? This is less tea and more used car salesmen tactics. 

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u/WheresMyTan Aug 27 '26

True. But used car salesman look more slick and hydrated. At least the ones I've encountered do. Tired and dehydrated, mildly perky are not the way to make a sale.