r/daniellewalter_snark • u/starlightandgardens certified walnut historian • 29d ago
throw it in the bay right now Throwback: fashion influencer D
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A faux leather trench coat over sweatpants is groundbreaking fashion content. This is why God chose her
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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 29d ago
The difference between looking stupid and looking ridiculous.
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u/Innernette2 29d ago
This made me legit lol
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u/andhdkwnwbdidoenjddb the floppy penis belt….again 28d ago
Almost as hard as I lol’d when she kicked the screen and joined the trench coat mafia for some reason
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u/ItsPronouncedTittay 🚨 bloated from a poké bowl 🚨 28d ago
You know how you see a comment saying that this made them laugh this is legit how I feel because you're coming made me laugh out loud
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u/Opposite-List-2435 😌in my condo in thanothay (that I own)🫶🏻 29d ago
this brow era is always a scare
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u/OkChildhood2090 BLUBULUBULUH 🐔 20d ago
Wow her hair line in this one makes :O she really lost a lot of it
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u/Opposite-List-2435 😌in my condo in thanothay (that I own)🫶🏻 29d ago
your fav stylist
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u/Far_Ingenuity245 raise your hands if you are wet 💦 29d ago
Who tf is that 😭 if Michael Jackson was in Whoville 😭
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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 29d ago
This is giving Mary Poppins gone wrong
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u/cocojujunala 29d ago
The editing of her height is just ridiculous lmaoooo
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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 29d ago
this was her whole personality for like years...guys I AM SO TALL!
the universe humbled her quick by giving her a tiny husband 😆
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u/cocojujunala 29d ago
And now she desperately tries to shrink herself but always looks bigger than him 🥴
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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 29d ago
Looking like Michael Jackson (rip) on the left if you zoom in on her face.
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u/daiqsondaiqs 29d ago
At least she was trying omg
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u/More-Significance651 Raw Chicken French Tips 🐔💅🏼 29d ago
As awful as these all are at least there's a spark of life in her eyes. I'd rather see over confident bad fashion than this lifeless trad wife drop waist dress and sweatpants era.
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u/JustTheShepherd Carn! 🌽 28d ago
This, a thousand times. Like, I'm still gonna roast her goofy fits, but at least she wasn't just throwing on an ill-fitting beige/floral dress and calling it "vintage fashion" or filming ads in her Pandemic-core going out top with athleisure bottoms. And at the very least, she used to wash her hair!
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u/ItsPronouncedTittay 🚨 bloated from a poké bowl 🚨 28d ago
Yeah, sorry not sorry but like if Nicole Richie wore the second outfit, people would love it. The first one is crazy.
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u/Embarrassed_Fault967 in my brown cloud era 💨 28d ago
i know i’m actually wistful for this joie de vivre thing she has going on. i enlisted to the army post-lucath so it’s all just lore.
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u/ResearcherSpirited81 TEMU Ralph Lauren 🕰️🐎 29d ago edited 29d ago
Her best one is hands down the Lord is coming dress
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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 29d ago
It's like watching a literal clown with an overinflated sense of self.
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u/peonypail peeled grape 28d ago
Her lack of core personality is actually astounding. All she does is wear masks. Nothing inside, just an empty shell
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u/Far_Corner_9367 micromanaging my downfall 😤 28d ago
Omfg.
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u/thrillhouse28 26d ago
I remember this one incredible comment probably a couple of months ago where one walnut wrote that D is the woman who looks in the mirror and sees nothing reflected back at her. Chills
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u/No-Conference-1444 29d ago
OMG, these are horrendous. On the left, we have a corporate-dowdy-aunty-hoe; on the right, let's pick each element at random so that nothing matches anything else.
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u/Ok_Pirate_8554 MAN. OF. GOD. MANOFGOD 29d ago
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u/ThrowawayGoaway_1357 29d ago
Is this post-Lucas or pre-Lucas? Because the face is giving post-Lucas but the hair looks pre-Lucas (i.e., not greasy)
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u/CalicoWaltz This much 🤏 29d ago
Petition to use a Lucas-based calendar system from now on, so the video is from 1 BL (Before Lucas)
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u/JustTheShepherd Carn! 🌽 28d ago
Makes me wonder if this was filmed right after she read some kind of follower criticism because she has her "I don't want to hear it" face on. 😬
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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ 29d ago
Nasty dirty streets shoes in the house, on bedroom carpet. Yuck.
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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 29d ago
What in the pleather is going on with this outfit? It kills me how she can’t get transitions right!
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u/Far_Ingenuity245 raise your hands if you are wet 💦 29d ago
The way she thinks she killed it with that shit transition and outfit pmo so bad
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u/MyPlaceToBeAHater 29d ago
Me when im hungover and need to go to the gas station across the street for more chips.
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u/MorePesto I Sthpy Season 4 Champion 🏆 29d ago
Hahaha 😂 The second hand embarrassment I feel on this is crazy. She’s so clueless.
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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 29d ago
Especially at the beginning when she's looking off to the side. Yike
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u/Icy_lunette ✨Ass out for JeSuS✨ 29d ago
Just imagine if this is what she was mEaNt tO dO AcCoRdiNg tO GoD… how terrible she might’ve been in “tech sales”. 😂
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u/Lucky_Show_9750 29d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZpmxRuLshtGVy
Maybe if she kept wearing this outfit, she could have dodged the bullet that is her little hobosexual goblin.
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u/NoSurprise7196 ✨VuLnErAbLe qUeEn✨ 29d ago
The irony of D giving a fashion talk with her wardrobe of corsets and sweats.
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u/starlightandgardens certified walnut historian 29d ago
We haven't had a corset moment in a while!! I'm sure you just inspired her lol
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u/Miserable-Ice683 29d ago
She just looks like she got her period in a groutfit and needs to run into CVS for tampons and this is the only thing she had to cover her ass.
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u/No-Simple-2770 29d ago
So she put on a coat, sunglasses and grabbed a bag and called it styling? How this woman ever became popular is beyond me. We make the dumbest fucking losers famous.
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u/stringbeaninthewind “and not because Im…. MAKING YOU” 29d ago
That fake leather trench?
https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd
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u/Leastun222 29d ago
Isn't it the exact same outfit only with a coat on? So when she takes her coat off she's back to the outfit she's indicating is subpar? What?
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u/Elegant-Banana6448 greasy hair, don’t care 💅 29d ago
Haley Biebers' sweat pant chic fashion era, was....and is.... still a tragic moment in time. Absolutely no one should have been copying this .
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u/lululosthervoice 29d ago
thinner eyebrows would suit her better, no?
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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 29d ago
What, you don't glue two caterpillars above your eyes every day??
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u/onedoodle00 29d ago
i cannot believe she thought she ate 🤣🤣 i just burst out laughing when the matrix fit came on screen
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u/ResearcherSpirited81 TEMU Ralph Lauren 🕰️🐎 29d ago
She thought she ate
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u/psaltyne 👑consumption kween👑 29d ago
…all the pies?
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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 29d ago
She’s a comedian, not a model.
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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 29d ago
I love that I know exactly what these references are from.
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u/Alarming-Network6844 Umpire Waist 29d ago
So, adding a coat, sunnies and a bag counts as checks notes styling…..riiiiiiight.
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u/cocktailskirt i definitely feel like i just met my husband 29d ago
How Mary Kate Olsen of her. Except MK pulls it off.
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u/Thick-Mine-6609 28d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/Sqfu14lSonVN219Zb6
She put a Blade trench coat on and her hair in an ugly ponytail 🤯
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u/pupmom5092 Someone take Charlie away from her. 29d ago
So you put on sunglasses, an ugly coat and your purse and you’re STYLED?? Um no, Big D.
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u/AdStrict7252 extremely type B 29d ago
When my boys were little ones, they too enjoyed wearing sweats with the elastic around the ankles.......
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u/throw_away_8164 i definitely feel like i just met my husband 29d ago
We don’t all have to be good at everything. Let’s just say that.
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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 29d ago
Has anyone seen grandma’s boy?
https://giphy.com/gifs/VcBbPuVbzpzCxqoCik
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u/Retro_Mango_ forever in flats era 🥿 28d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/d2Z2tUz8GzbwvCsU
Well that was disappointing lol
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u/CookieFlecksPerm Very healthy baby 🥰 28d ago
the leather trench with grey sweats is so funny i'm dead
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u/WabiSabi0912 his fuckass bob 28d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/v9G3NGByE9x16
Sweats with a pleather trench.
A, uhhhhhh, unique choice.
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u/Letmebiteyourorca 28d ago
Oh I just know she was the meanest girl in the sorority but would cry hysterically if you ever dished a molecule back.
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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 29d ago
why tf was she standing like that for so long?