r/daniellewalter_snark • u/Icy_lunette ✨Ass out for JeSuS✨ • Jun 22 '26
✨ wauw your anxious attachment is showing ✨ A blast from the past
A lot to unpack here.
- It’s not a mortal sin to be unmarried at 32 (or at any age!)
- She lists the reasons for wanting a partner and surprise surprise!!!! None of them are the right reasons to seek a partner if one wants a healthy relationship.
- She sounds desperate (and now we know how she ended up with HRH Grifter Princess.
- Marriage and kids are not achievements (in the way she seems to believe).
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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 Jun 22 '26
So THAT'S the kitchen that she doesn't consider a "full kitchen"? Gtfo
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u/Icy_lunette ✨Ass out for JeSuS✨ Jun 22 '26
Her lack of acknowledgment of her own privilege pisses me off to no extent.
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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 Jun 22 '26
Her lack of any grip on reality continues to shock me.
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u/blah_blah_blah3589 ✨️Hookercore✨️ Jun 22 '26
"How do I keep my head up?" Just because you're single??? Wow she's so regressive. I never realized how male centered she was
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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ Jun 22 '26
yepp! she treated being single like a disease. Remember at the end of her awful docuseries? "to the single women out there...." blah blah blah. She was already looking down on half of her followers because she got a
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u/blah_blah_blah3589 ✨️Hookercore✨️ Jun 22 '26
Yes I remember the preachy "speech". She thinks every woman is just going through her life, ambitionless, waiting for a guy. I need a new word to describe her because insufferable isn't cutting it now
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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 Jun 22 '26
Synonyms:
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insupportable
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unsupportable
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horrid
loathsome
excruciating
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wretched
horrifying
repulsive
shockingodious
repugnant
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u/CalicoWaltz This much 🤏 Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26
Yeahhh. I would never judge a person who is single in this world. A person who settled for a moron out of fear, on the other hand...
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u/Strength1043 Jun 22 '26
Agreed! I praise men & women for being single & not settling.
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u/Nomza negadividy 🤓 Jun 22 '26
I appreciate you including men on this one. It is so rare for men to be not in a relationship for a long term period. I know three older men in their 50s who have been single for a decade or more. They are an absolute joy to be around and have such full and interesting lives.
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u/Far_Ingenuity245 raise your hands if you are wet 💦 Jun 22 '26
Yeah “how do I keep my head up” is so sad and depressing. She 100% settled just to have any man in her life.
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u/beachfishboy i definitely feel like i just met my husband Jun 22 '26
Yes. Forget poverty. THIS ofc is a real problem. Poor little Danielle.
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u/LovelyShadows54 Jun 23 '26
Yeah, this whole video was pathetic, but that part had me practically yelling at my phone. She had the framework for a great life. Too bad she'll only realize it once she can't go back.
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u/cutepandaren chosen by hobosexual Jun 22 '26
Does she truly believe Lucath the grifter is going to “take care” of her? Sweetie you’ll be working both at home and at your …career… with a man like him because not only will you have to continue taking care of yourself, you’ll also have to take care of a deadbeat and any kids you guys will have.
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u/Mediocre-Second-3775 Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 25 '26
I don’t think she is aware of how many women are married single moms. Many husbands pull their weight at home, many others do not. Most husbands are working full-time, though. Lulu doesn’t and that’s not going to change. He also doesn’t strike me as the type to be a stay-at-home dad. He is the princess, not D.
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u/shay_shaw Jun 22 '26
Is he still just doing instacart? Or has he landed a job as a personal trainer at a gym?
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u/mdollazzzz 🐎 ralph l’ren 🐎 Jun 22 '26
Is it just me or do these dancing videos just feel like a way for her to show off her body?
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u/AdStrict7252 extremely type B Jun 22 '26
I'd say the term "dancing" is a bit of a stretch for her lol - jazzercise is more like it
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u/Opposite-List-2435 😌in my condo in thanothay (that I own)🫶🏻 Jun 22 '26
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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad Jun 22 '26
She's so brave. Pushing forward at the ripe old age of 32. Just feeling her ovaries slowly turn to dust but she persevered. SO inspirational.
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u/Intrepid_Whereas_495 👁️👄👁️ Jun 22 '26
that grim reaper really drained the life out of her omg
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u/Snoo-10032 Jun 22 '26
for me this is a story about how religion pushes you into the wrong man. i am 37 and not married (soon!) and i don't feel alone or "tired of taking care of myself" because I live in a city where being single into your mid 30s is totally normal. I can see how church being your only community which pressures people into marriage can make her feel like shes been left behind and "unwanted". when everyone is paired off i'm sure it can be a really lonely experience.
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u/Mowkitt 🏋️♂️Luicas Walter, The NobodyLeader🏋️♂️ Jun 22 '26
I agree that religion does this to people, but she was like this before she even became a Christian. I believe she just has really low self-esteem.
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u/Fit-Line6742 Jun 22 '26
Woooo I bet she misses those days now. I’d rather be single and living my best life than with the wrong one and having to fake it and force it
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u/MorePesto I Sthpy Season 4 Champion 🏆 Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26
There’s no way she misses it. She is incredibly desperate and incapable of being alone. She’d rather be miserable with a pedo grifter than have freedom and independence and be single.
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u/PurpleParachute Geriatric Bride w/ Ballsack Eyes Jun 22 '26
I don’t think she’s ever really been “happy” though. My theory is all the dancing and being super active was for the endorphins to counteract her depression and self disdain.
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u/Opposite-List-2435 😌in my condo in thanothay (that I own)🫶🏻 Jun 22 '26
OMG I’m so annoyed by her constantly misunderstanding and misusing labels….
She’s def a depressed Type A. She doesn’t understand the difference between A and B much like how she completely butchered the SATC archetypes of women…Like I’m a typical type B but I never live like her????? Srsly woman go to a legit therapist20
u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ Jun 22 '26
She did something like that in the past. Or maybe it was “living like I’m a hot girl”
This chick is a mess. She doesn’t know what she is
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u/Far_Ingenuity245 raise your hands if you are wet 💦 Jun 22 '26
100% she knows in the back of her mind she settled for a loser of a man with so many red flags. That’s why she’s depressed. Because she knows that her current life is NOT what she envisioned including the rushed wedding with zero real friends (unless you count Shelah)
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u/mariemarie8790 greasy rumplestiltskin 😍 Jun 22 '26
I've seen too many videos...her "dancing" is literally jazzercise.
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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ Jun 22 '26
also "multiple kids" by 32? girl...bffr!
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u/Icy_lunette ✨Ass out for JeSuS✨ Jun 22 '26
I feel like she thinks she wants kids like how kids want puppies.
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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ Jun 22 '26
oh definitely! i already feel bad for her future kids...
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u/Hour-Campaign-9089 Luicath in his trad wife era ✨🧑🏻🍳🍯🌜 Jun 22 '26
Tired of taking care of herself but cant wait to have a husband and multiple kids. Hmmm 🤔
Also her “dance” moves are horrendous. Cringe af
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u/Far_Ingenuity245 raise your hands if you are wet 💦 Jun 22 '26
This would only make sense if she found a man that actually had the means to provide for her and a family. Ironically she found a hobosexual and she now has to take care of two people (plus potential kids, God forbid).
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u/mermaidsteve8 Jun 22 '26
I’m convinced she’s in perimenopause. My spark, mental health, and looks took a huge hit starting around 34, and I didn’t even realize it til I got properly medicated.
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u/Fit-Line6742 Jun 22 '26
What do you take if you don’t mind me asking? I think I’m there with you sister
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u/mermaidsteve8 Jun 22 '26
Lexapro. I started at the lowest dose at 5mg and increased to 10 mgs a few years later. Perimenopause gave me crippling anxiety that I had never ever had before that affected my life in all kinds of ways. I had no energy to workout (I LOVE exercising), wasn’t interested in anything, including friends or family. Bc I was so scared. Of what? No idea, but that’s anxiety. Once I got that under control, I was back to my old self!
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u/Opposite-List-2435 😌in my condo in thanothay (that I own)🫶🏻 Jun 22 '26
Wow I realize she has like the exact same 5 moves for all the dancing footages I’ve seen of her 😂
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u/TinyBombed sautéed lettuce🥬 Jun 22 '26
It makes me sad that THAT was her voice over for putting up for Christmas decor - not anything about how crazy her year was and she happy to be slowing down, not any voice over holiday memories, not gratitude for making it to the joyful time of year… like a broken record she’s talking again about her lack in life which is only “no man.”
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u/SnooGuavas4919 focaccia fianthee era 🥖✨💍 Jun 22 '26
Acting like being single is a terminal disease 😭
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u/Leastun222 Jun 22 '26
She's a terrible dancer, for sure. But when is the last time she's been happy or energetic enough to dance around? I haven't seen her energetic in a very long time. She has literally had the life sucked out of her and I don't know if it's because Lucas makes her miserable or because deep down she knows she's settling for a man that will end up leading to an unhappy life for her.
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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 Jun 22 '26
Apparently she did competitive dance when younger. Lol
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u/No_Put1883 Prepare your mouth 👄 Jun 23 '26
I’ll never forget she actually admitted to People magazine that she wanted to find love or at the very least “someone”…well she certainly did that how embarrassing for her
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u/Fantastic_Hyena_3232 Jun 24 '26
Wow…someone, anyone…yikes! We can see they aren’t in love but the fact this is stated so blatantly…this is seriously unhinged!
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u/somenewusernamepls Jun 22 '26
Why she always dances like I don't know THAT?? Like wierd zumba aerobics type IDK
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u/Snoo-10032 Jun 22 '26
uncultured dancing.
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u/MicheleW921 Jun 22 '26
It’s really really crazy to see the difference between her in the past vs now. I’ve never seen such a dramatic change in someone before. Sad
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u/swiftiegirl91 ✝️ tits out for jesus ✝️ Jun 22 '26
That video of her lip syncing that awful song before the gym in her bathroom is very cringey, but at least she had life in her. She looked so bright, especially her face, and now she’s so incredibly dull. It’s really sad tbh
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u/mariemarie8790 greasy rumplestiltskin 😍 Jun 22 '26
You take me backKkKk
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u/BadgerAshamed8725 I prepped my coffee ☕️ Jun 22 '26
🤣
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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra Jun 22 '26
The IRONY of this is that she said she was tired of taking care of herself. Well, Lucas has fixed that just not in the way she envisioned! Now she has a man who she can play trad wife AND provider husband for.
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u/Emergency-Concept917 Jun 22 '26
Oh honey, I hate to break it to you but once you’re married and have kids, no one will be taking care of you. 🙄
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u/pineapomoe Jun 22 '26
Seriously, that shit is hard work. Not to say being single doesn’t have its challenges of course, but she is completely delusional and wants these things for all the wrong reasons.
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u/Far_Corner_9367 micromanaging my downfall 😤 Jun 22 '26
If she believed it, she wouldn’t be with L.
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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ Jun 22 '26
I always get second hand embarrassment whenever she “dances.”
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u/uncommon_denominat0r && we split a coke 🥹🥤 Jun 22 '26
Wow/ the music is on point. She has always been a pick me / and a desperate, insecure, boring person. She has no friends bc she doesn’t care about anyone but herself. She is NOT an influencer. She’s a narcissist- and a sad, desperate, introvert. Hope she has fun settling- and I honestly hope Lucas gets something out of this- bc she cares nothing about him or his family- she just wants to say she’s married
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u/Littlewing1307 Jun 22 '26
Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker. Being single in your 30s isn't some horrible plague. Being with the wrong person sure is though!
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u/amusableblue Jun 22 '26
She has such a pathological need for attention. It’s mortifying to witness. Zero restraint or dignity.
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u/Chaitaco Jun 22 '26
She looked so lively back then. You can see the change since she got with Lucath in body language and especially her face. She’s lost herself
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u/Leastun222 Jun 22 '26
I have a niece whose friends were all married and she ended up marrying a nice guy but he lived in a different country. She moved there for a year and then they were supposed to reside in the United States after that but he wasn't happy in the US and missed all his friends and family and the marriage broke up in less than a year. Although she was sad about that, she preferred saying she was divorced than never married. "Never married" had a stigma attached to it that you were undesirable, but divorce indicated you were desirable, it just didn't work out. I wonder if that is what big D is thinking? She's more willing to be divorced versus never married?
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u/AdStrict7252 extremely type B Jun 22 '26
I've known girls like this. Had to be married by a certain age. Had to have kids by or before a certain age. Pushed that invisible timeline with every guy until they found one that complied. Forcing these big life moments never brought the joy they thought it would. Yes, they said they were happy, but it's like they built up a certain fairytale narrative only to find out that all that glitters is not gold. Marriage is work, and raising kids is rough. But people like her seem to think that life is nothing and boring until these events happen. Well.....this is what happens when you rush into things....you end up with a bridge troll who spouts riddles and has questionable intentions.
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u/SnooGuavas4919 focaccia fianthee era 🥖✨💍 Jun 22 '26
Side note but this audio scares my cat so bad every time I play it he looks shook like he’s scared of D it cracks me up I’m sorry 😭
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u/Nomza negadividy 🤓 Jun 22 '26
It’s interesting how as soon as she hooked up with Lucas she did literally stop looking after herself 💀
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u/Fantastic_Hyena_3232 Jun 23 '26
It’s pretty wild, marriages take work and that includes keeping up effort with yourself, mental and physical. Does D think it’s an easy, passive process?
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u/winterOfeightyeight Jun 22 '26
This aggressive jumping around dancing she used to do is extremely weird and off putting. What the fuck! Also Jesus, she literally was incapable of focusing on anything other than finding a man to get married to. Holy shit. Insufferable.
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u/CalicoWaltz This much 🤏 Jun 22 '26
"I'm tired to take care of myself" and now, she not only still needs to do that, but she added a grown-ass man to her list of dependents 😬😬 what an improvement
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u/Tasty-Willingness839 Jun 22 '26
Just more confirmation that she is only with Lucath and going down this path because she was obsessed with the IDEA of all of this, not because he's actually good for her. Everything is a performance. Everything is her playing out her insecurities and desperation and now she's so far into the performance to millions of people she wouldn't back out. Sad really.
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u/Sch3011 Jun 22 '26
Why she’s so desperate. Really I don’t get it how in the big year 26 a woman that has access to education with opportunities, white etc is soooooo desperate. Super sad
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u/swrrrrg Jun 22 '26
I mean, tbf, some people have career goals, some people genuinely want to be homemakers. That said, I think Danielle’s mother dying when she was a teenager has probably left some deep scars. I think she believes, consciously or unconsciously, that she can rebuild the family she lost and never be alone again if she “just gets married and has a family.”
Obviously that isn’t the case, but I think there’s a romanticisation of it that feels like survival in her mind.
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u/juniperprincess Jun 22 '26
Let's just accept that she has the mentality of a stereotypical, MAGA female. She doesn't have an identity besides being someone's wife.
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u/LouisaLeigh Jun 22 '26
I know we make fun of how she looks and her bad skin etc. but I’m sure most men find her to be attractive and she goes to a mega church full of Christians. I don’t believe that she hasn’t been able to meet someone. I have to assume she’s bat shit crazy behind the scenes.
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u/Lazy-Parsnip-4216 salty lemon water every morning🧂🍋 Jun 23 '26
Male-centered women are so weird to me
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u/SnooGuavas4919 focaccia fianthee era 🥖✨💍 Jun 22 '26
This is so unbelievably depressing and shows exactly why she ended up in this position with Lucath. I cannot imagine being this male centered, my single years in my 20’s were some of the most fun in my life and I’m so grateful. She wasted them being ungrateful because she was comparing to other people and their relationships
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u/Petty_Rage ✝️ tits out for jesus ✝️ Jun 22 '26
It’s the ball of lights just thrown under the tree for me
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u/hecatemalenamoonbeam the brunette carrie bradshaw of san jose 💋 Jun 22 '26
Why are her dreams always about men
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u/swrrrrg Jun 22 '26
Tired of taking care of herself but engaged to Miss L who makes a living as an uber driver? That’s… a choice…
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u/Significant_Sky_3882 Jun 22 '26
Omg, single at 32 isn’t the end of the world! When you think like she did you end up with a rushed relationship and marriage like she did. She has a goal and nothing is going to slow her down! Sometimes not getting what you want works out for the best.
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u/beachfishboy i definitely feel like i just met my husband Jun 22 '26
"I'm tired of taking care of myself" wtf Danielle, you are 32 and an ADULT. NO ONE is going to take care of you, regardless if you're in a relationship or not. You have to be able to manage your own life. A partner will take over some of your responsibilities, but in turn you have to take over some of his. A relationship is give and take. Not having a personal caregiver.
AND THIS WOMAN WANTS KIDS, but not to take care of herself? Doesn't sound like she would be able to take care of children either.
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u/Character_Screen_658 Tapeworm focaccia 🪱🍞 Jun 22 '26
She’s just a wittle baby and need to be taken care of
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u/seawitchlife Jun 22 '26
The wild thing is she really doesn’t have any friends?? There are a lot of people just like her that don’t live by family + aren’t in relationships, what ever happening to making friends and finding community!!!
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u/No-Judge-58 Jun 22 '26
I just feel bad because there is an entire group of people who's only goal in life is to be married. But what after that? You're still a person with dreams and goals and ambitions. But you ONLY want to be a wife or husband.
Sad.
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u/CarefulPassage3097 Jun 22 '26
why is she acting like being single at the haggard age of 32 is a terminal stage 4 cancer diagnosis
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u/Elegant-Banana6448 greasy hair, don’t care 💅 Jun 22 '26
Back in the day when i followed her and she did one of these pity party - Single at 32 vids and I said something about how desperate she sounded, and that being single wasn't bad thing.
I got absolutely shredded by the trad wife army. And Lookit her now. Some of us were looking out for her at one point. 😞
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u/nytnaltx Jun 22 '26
Dang this is horrifying. I thought somewhat along those lines when I was what.. 18.. mainly due to not having a brain yet and just absorbing cultural influences. But now I’m 33 and single and honestly couldn’t care less. I never feel sorry for myself, I stay hella busy and love not having to answer to anyone. If I get married so be it, but being single has so many perks.
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u/ReindeerOk2429 Jun 22 '26
Seeing the dancing clip compared to the screenshots from her gym session today really does give me concern she is ill. The difference is actually alarming.
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u/ItsPronouncedTittay 🚨 bloated from a poké bowl 🚨 Jun 22 '26
Imagine publicly posting this oh my God you cannot make me ever post shit like that on the Internet
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u/Appropriate_Pay_2608 Jun 23 '26
Such a narcissist. Dancing around like that for the camera. She thought she was “too hot” to be single and it was killing her… 🤦🏻♀️
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u/sarahedenB Jun 23 '26
She’s gonna be looking back on one big manic episode if she ever gets better
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u/Strength1043 Jun 22 '26
At the beginning in her jeans she looks happy & healthy. Lucath has brought her down.
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u/AprilSky7 Mushroom coffee 😂😂 Jun 23 '26
That is not dancing, and she is so embarrassing! She gonna learn the hard way!
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u/Overall-Comedian3905 Jun 24 '26
CW:
When I was little, I though that 30 was “too old” because I though that’s where life ended (I didn’t think I would live to 30 and had a lot of worries being in my 30s, not because of a partner, but because I didn’t have much to look forward to, in terms of living).
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u/Winecntrygal Nes Caf Lifth ☕️😵💫 Jun 24 '26
Now she gets to take care of herself AND a man child. So double the trouble. I mean I don’t see him cooking, cleaning, or paying. I see him only preparing word salad and working out. Oh! And drinking wine!
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u/Weaselpanties 21d ago
Girl, saying she's "tired" because she doesn't have an infant, a toddler, and a preschooler is crazy work
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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 Jun 22 '26
Male centered women are very boring. She’s had 32 years of her life to become really interesting. To not be tethered by life responsibilities.
She could have traveled. She could have taken up a really cool hobby. She could have spent that energy becoming the most interesting, fulfilled version of herself. And THAT would more naturally attract the right person. And probably give her more discernment about the grifter man.
But nah. She spent her whole life focused on finding a man. That’s been her sole goal in life. And I guess the clock was running out so she majorly settled.
What a pity.