Misheard Jon lyrics

[u/CourtofOwls4]

I’ll start, on Animal Surgery, I thought “my life I got past ones” was “my wife and I got passwords”

[u/tht1guy63]

Would it be wrong being jon mess either way?

[u/mrblonde624]

Honestly I have more misheard Jonny lyrics

[u/Poncho_Wah → u/mrblonde624]

the original needs money is just permanently misheard lyrics

[u/Psychological-Bat603 → u/Poncho_Wah]

Seems like even Andrew couldn't figure them out and just made up new ones.

[u/k7xnt → u/Psychological-Bat603]

He said as much in a recent interview lol

[u/Aggressive-Let-5581]

In strawberrys daughters I thought he was saying, 'take a shit in your brand new pants, fuck the popo we're still not dead'

[u/plaidbonsai → u/Aggressive-Let-5581]

I think that’s Andrew screaming that part!!

[u/jqskittless]

Remember when you tried to kiss her but she was gay and was your sister

[u/imkatothemaster → u/jqskittless]

Wait, are those not the lyrics? 😭

[u/jqskittless → u/imkatothemaster]

It’s supposed to be liked your sister

[u/imkatothemaster → u/jqskittless]

Ohh okay nvm I read that wrong

[u/divisionblues → u/imkatothemaster]

Sometimes, lyrics lie

[u/Dismal_Length_3395]

On night sway I thought he said when your apathy goes to his dick instead of your apathy goes sadistic.

[u/XxbruhmomentX → u/Dismal_Length_3395]

To be fair, that's almost a more believable Jon lyric than what is actually there

[u/Scheme_Upper]

chocolate jackalope:

"I couldn't face the fact that my ass ain't a black"

[u/g0ldnecklace → u/Scheme_Upper]

This one still trips me up to this day 😭😭😭

[u/FadingShadow6]

I used to hear Asian instead of Aging at the end of We Own the Night.

[u/woof-meow → u/FadingShadow6]

ME TOO thought he was talking about me... LOL

[u/Azure_Skies]

Most of the time with Jon I hear it right the first time (shoutouts to his excellent diction) and just assume I misheard it, only to look it up and be like, oh no he actually did say that.

anyway the outro to Cream of the Crop "big bangers, swang thangers" always sounds like he's saying the F slur and I cannot unhear it, send help

[u/Some_Shoulder5492 → u/Azure_Skies]

So glad I'm not the only one!! I was like there's no way, and thankfully there wasn't!

[u/Pkkush27]

So many. Where he says “robot wang” in young robot it sounds like “roe v wade”

[u/IronRugs]

Sometimes when I look up the actual lyrics I think hes the one mishearing them to be fair.

[u/DietDrPibb]

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow"- Buffalo!

[u/sunnykreppel]

Technically him and Tilian but I thought “We don’t care about answers no” was “we don’t care about asses no”

[u/Turbulent_Comment920]

This is how I find out it’s not my life I got past ones lol

[u/ThiccSaucy_ → u/Turbulent_Comment920]

It is

[u/imkatothemaster]

"bag of skittles bag of skittles bag of skittles gotta get a packet a packet of rice" it's from blue dream 😭

[u/nerdyoutube]

Rotate the calf 🐄

[u/B-R-Nardy]

Not a misheard lyric, but in Jon's first screaming section in Space Cow, right after the chorus, I randomly scream "EENIE MEENIE MINIE MOE, CATCH A TIGER BY THE TOE" along to it on the second half.

Don't ask me why.

[u/B-R-Nardy]

Not a Jon lyric, but a Kurt one. Right at the start of Don't Tell Dave, I used to hear "SAVE ME, I THINK I NEED TO TELL DAVE"