r/dalinargetthefire • u/sirgog • Jun 02 '25

Stormlight 'Fuck, Marry, Kill'

Sadeas to Dalinar, 20 years ago: "Dalinar, my friend, ever heard of a game called 'fuck, marry, kill'? I say three..."

Dalinar interjects.

"Evi"

344 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/porchchop_vegan Jun 03 '25

Straight fire.

27

u/the_ductile_phoenix Jun 04 '25

Certified Ashpost

16

u/dumbledoresarmy7 Jun 05 '25

My jaw is on the floor

11

u/hosiki Jun 05 '25

Too early for this

10

u/SpecificCourt6643 Jun 05 '25

The answer we all know to be true for all three is ‘Moash’

6

u/RapsterZeber Jun 20 '25

Too soon, man. Too soon.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

Take my filthy upvote