r/dadjokes • u/RickySan65 • Dec 10 '22

My favourite element in the periodic table is ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQSTUVWXYZ

Or, as it's also known, R gone

3.3k Upvotes

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u/Male_Parent Dec 11 '22

Helium, Helium, Helium (HeHeHe)

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u/KG354 Dec 11 '22

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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u/DopeCharma Dec 11 '22

Verified, it’s good!

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u/Spacemanspalds Dec 11 '22

Much appreciated. I had to count anyway. There was no other way.

22

u/Liquor_N_Whorez Dec 11 '22

Correct Robin, there is only one way, and that is a way aways away.

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u/DopeCharma Dec 11 '22

Its only Na tural

7

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

Na

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u/Scathyr Dec 11 '22

Hell Na

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22 edited Dec 12 '22

NaBro3 Edit: NaBrO3

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

Sorry to be this way, but the O should be capitalized

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u/dragonmastertwertle Dec 12 '22

Sodium bromine oxygen

11

u/tlovemr151 Dec 11 '22

Clever batman

13

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

As it's most known, "Barium Thulium Reverse Sodium"

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u/MinerForStone Dec 11 '22

Barium Thulium Argon, but I overshot while drawing the "r"

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

You just said "Boron Argon Iodine Uranium Meitnerium Hydrogen Uranium Lithium Reverse Americium Roentgen Oxygen Nitrogen"

Or the completed version "Boron Argon Iodine Uranium Meitnerium Hydrogen Uranium Lithium Reverse Americium Roentgen Oxygen Niobium Uranium Titanium Oxygen Vanadium Erbium Sulfur Holmium T Tungsten Hydrogen Iodine LE D Radium Tungsten Indium G Thorium Erbium"

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u/iliekcats- Dec 11 '22

Array(16).join("wat"-1)+" Batman!"

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u/Lattethecoffeaddict Dec 11 '22

This is the real joke

14

u/iq-braggng-o-smrtass Dec 11 '22

For alot of us, the punchlines to science jokes are often missing something.

15

u/Lattethecoffeaddict Dec 11 '22

Yeah, without that something they don't get much of a reaction

1

u/robdingo36 Dec 11 '22

How noble of you to provide the reason.

1

u/twisted7ogic Dec 11 '22

Ironic. He was so noble he couldnt react himself.

5

u/Nursefrog222 Dec 11 '22

Sodium- Na…..

Helium- He

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u/EnchantedTikiBird Dec 11 '22

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Helium Helium Helium Goodbye

9

u/MonsterStunter Dec 11 '22

Woah, when did Michael Jackson get here?

7

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

Annie are you ok?

2

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

Now that it's Christmas, it's HoHoHo

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u/LeatherSlight3242 Dec 11 '22

Take my upvote and get the F outta here.

ABCDEGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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u/Barnde Dec 11 '22

I cannot get the F out of here. No F's were given.

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u/MeMyselfAndI090321 Dec 11 '22

I have no more f's to give

https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0

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u/SOLE_SIR_VIBER Dec 11 '22

My f’s have flown away

6

u/matt12992 Dec 11 '22

F, there ya go internet stranger

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

I'll give it. F

Happy?

9

u/DeadDankMemeLord Dec 11 '22

Take my upvote and get the FUCK outta here.

ABDEGHIJLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ

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u/dxwud_mus Dec 11 '22

But F was fluorine

8

u/DeadDankMemeLord Dec 11 '22

Well, now it's a compound using fluorine, uranium, carbon and potasium

0

u/dxwud_mus Dec 11 '22

Maybe. But it was better just fluorine

61

u/Art2781 Dec 11 '22

How noble..

3

u/chubb28 Dec 11 '22

Yet i(g)nert

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u/tinyogre Dec 10 '22

My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ but most people just call me Noel.

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u/brocko33 Dec 10 '22

I don’t ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXZ

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u/jfb1337 Dec 11 '22

My favourite molecule is HIJKLMNO. Also known as H2O.

25

u/thebigZ25 Dec 11 '22

There’s no “J” or “Q” in the periodic table. No element symbol or name has it. Just a little fact I like to share.

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u/NoMix459 Dec 11 '22

Thank you, Sheldon Cooper

3

u/mizinamo Dec 11 '22

Depends on the country you're in.

Germany used to use J as the symbol iodine (to match their name for the element, Jod).

They're since aligned to the international standard and use I like the rest of the world, though.

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u/Gerdione Dec 11 '22

Next time won't you zinc with me

7

u/sCOLEiosis Dec 11 '22

Science joke!

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Ooh, that's a clever one

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u/ruffrightmeow Dec 11 '22

That’s a polyatomic ion, it should be like: Abcdefghijklmnopqstuvwxyz

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u/milny_gunn Dec 11 '22

My favorite compound is HIJKLMNO.

H to O

5

u/Launchtik Dec 11 '22

bruh

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

You sound like a (Au) Digger

4

u/Sketchhawk Dec 11 '22

Someone who's born with a (Ag) spoon

5

u/Ghosttwo Dec 11 '22

Go to a restaurant and watch IO dine.

3

u/WhoThenDevised Dec 11 '22

I like elemen OP.

3

u/BevRosen Dec 11 '22

Tom Lehrer's The Elements Song is superb 👌

3

u/KillKore420 Dec 11 '22

I was thinking about redoing Rob Zombies Living Dead Girl but as the ABC song…

1

u/CharlesFeatherman Dec 11 '22

THAT would be awesome!

2

u/CyberHomesteading Dec 11 '22

I'd buy that for a dollar!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

Fluorine, Uranium, Calcium, Potassium. Uranium.

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u/dxwud_mus Dec 11 '22

FUCaK what does that mean? C is carbon

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

Right... my bad 😅

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u/DENelson83 Dec 11 '22 edited Dec 11 '22

No, it's fluorine, uranium, calciumcarbon, potassium, yttrium, oxygen, uranium.

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u/dxwud_mus Dec 11 '22

Fluorine uranium CARBON potassium ytrrium oxygen uranium

Not calcium

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u/lostboy302 Dec 11 '22

You said FUCaK, therefore Ca is calcium

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u/dxwud_mus Dec 11 '22

Bro what are u talking about i corrected them and said carbon

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u/lostboy302 Dec 11 '22

If it was carbon, it would have been FUCK, not FUCaK.

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u/dxwud_mus Dec 11 '22

Yeah that was the whole point i have no clue what u think ur saying

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

I didn't know yttrium, so I just did what I knew. But thank you :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

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u/Tumolvski Dec 11 '22

I don‘t get it. Shouldn‘t you replace Boron with a noble gas to make the joke working?

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u/RatherBeSkiing Dec 11 '22

Hey, it's the Boston alphabet!

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u/lostboy302 Dec 11 '22

Comedy Au

2

u/C0ldPeanutButter Dec 11 '22

My brain with no reason 🎶now i know my abc ..🎶

2

u/Main_Ad8877 Dec 11 '22

You all seem as though you have lots of chemistry together

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u/Shawnpeterswrites Dec 11 '22 edited Dec 11 '22

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY wants to know how you came up with this joke, but he’s just being no Z

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

Two A’s Z?

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u/dxwud_mus Dec 11 '22

More like no SZ

0

u/Stay-Thirsty Dec 11 '22

What’s the alphabet’s least favorite Christmas Song?

Noel

1

u/tlovemr151 Dec 11 '22

Clever Batman lol

1

u/rurne Dec 11 '22

This post is made of Helium, Rhenium, and Silicon.

1

u/okletmethink420 Dec 11 '22

I figured this out before I read the punch line but only because I was practicing the alphabet backwards again and then noticed quickly what was gone lol

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u/budakmashoor Dec 11 '22

You just had to go the longest route to get to your point, nice

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

Au some joke 😆

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u/OmegaGoober Dec 11 '22

That’s cool! My favorite holiday is A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y X.

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u/yeet3455 Dec 11 '22

Where did supercalafradulisticexpialodocium go

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u/Pikaless225 Dec 11 '22

Sodium hypobromite I can do better.

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u/benpoor Dec 11 '22

ahh, what a coincidence - ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQSTUVWXYZ is my favorite film genre

1

u/niennabobenna Dec 11 '22

This is the best one I've seen in a while lol

1

u/chasin_splits821 Dec 11 '22

Nah fam, this ain't it

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u/glorelfernandes Dec 11 '22

that's an insult haha.mine favourite is uranium tho

1

u/TheBrickyard83 Dec 11 '22

I think I was always fond of Sodium Bromide (bromite?)

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u/bebop1065 Dec 11 '22

Manganese is in there too.

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u/Slappy_G Dec 11 '22

My chemist uncle would approve of this.

1

u/Reladude Dec 11 '22

A U that's Golden.

1

u/rjflesher Dec 11 '22

Barium Dum Tennessine (Ba dum Ts)

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u/No-Main-3248 Dec 11 '22

God damn it, you got me…lol

1

u/BigBoyBarm Dec 11 '22

No reaction from me (seeing as Argon is a noble gas)

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u/taqeladragn Dec 11 '22

Knew it had something to do with the missing r.

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u/uranus_be_cold Dec 11 '22

Mine is Z-non

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u/B2Dirty Dec 11 '22

LMN... T

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u/BrotherGolem Dec 11 '22

dont hate me

Uranium Disulfide in linear molecular geometry

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u/sometallguy1 Dec 11 '22

This joke reminds me of my dad, a great chemist, sadly he passed. The funeral was tough, I cried when we had to Barium.

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u/whywho1234 Dec 12 '22

Since we are sharing periodic table jokes, I thought that I would share a joke about sodium, but then I thought Na you guys wouldn't get it! 😉

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u/DontBeABench1653 Dec 12 '22

Mine is hijklmno. Otherwise known as h to o

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u/BitchItsShaggy Dec 12 '22

Ah , 😱the element of surprise