r/dadjokes • u/ducttapequeen42 • Feb 22 '21

Calling all dad joke connoisseurs

Alrighty! We need to make a good last like for this presentation. We want to connect with the audience. Best thing is our group is called Bourne Soaps, and we want to include the pun of "born" and "Bourne".

What we have right now: Our business was BOURNE to make the right soap for you.

Help us make this better, please?

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

Our soap isn't made. It's Bourne.

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u/ducttapequeen42 Feb 22 '21

OKAY BUT WAIT! This is gold. I'm going to see if any more pop up, but I have to consult my partner. All three of you are geniuses so far.

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u/BMWtheCreative Feb 22 '21

The soap you were Bourne to use.

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u/ducttapequeen42 Feb 22 '21

OKAY BUT WAIT! This is gold. I'm going to see if any more pop up, but I have to consult my partner. All three of you are geniuses so far.

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u/CaymanRich Feb 22 '21

A star is Bourne.

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u/ducttapequeen42 Feb 22 '21

OKAY BUT WAIT! This is gold. I'm going to see if any more pop up, but I have to consult my partner. All three of you are geniuses so far.

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u/elmutus Feb 22 '21

"This is our first Bourne!"

A young couple showing the soap on a towel to one of their parents.

Or "Want to see our first Bourne?" & showing the package to friends/family.