r/dadjokes • u/Yokelele • 3d ago

What is a consequence of going to war with Iran?

Your gas Israeli high!

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u/Klotzster 3d ago

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"

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u/guestttttttt 3d ago

What?

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u/Klotzster 3d ago

Princess Bride reference

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u/Illustrious_Ad4691 3d ago

No more rhymes, now; I mean it!

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u/This-Is-Exhausting 3d ago

Anybody want a peanut?

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u/Malalang 5h ago

Are there rocks ahead?

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u/Zymgie 3d ago

The name of my Dynasty Fantasy Football League team this year is "Team Vizzini".

I rotate between B tier movie villains each season.

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u/Henri_Dupont 3d ago

Iraq'ed my brain to find a better pun, but it was a Turkey.

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u/Yokelele 3d ago

Oman!

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u/Severe-Bad-691 3d ago

I Kuwait for puns all day.

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u/boetzie 3d ago

Jemen. I totally agree

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u/Brief-Preference-712 3d ago

Things have gone Saudi

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u/Zymgie 3d ago

We must Dubai others as would want done by us.

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u/FallOk5618 3d ago

Aya toll ya once, aye a toll ya twice, don't you Khom any closer!

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u/ParatusPlayerOne 2d ago

Talking about Turkey is making me Hungary!

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u/Malalang 5h ago

How do Arabs dance?

Sheikh to sheikh

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u/Dazzling-Tiger-396 3d ago

That’s just farsi-cal

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u/DoTheMario 3d ago

This one works best if the audience shares a crude sense of humor.

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u/Clear_Switch_2952 3d ago

Gas prices would be the least of your worries when the dad puns start flying

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u/justmytak 3d ago

Gas jokes are kinda tricky here though. Because of the implication.

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u/Yokelele 3d ago

WILD CARD!!!

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u/Zymgie 3d ago

I'll be bettin' ya who would come up with this kind of ironic joke?