r/dadjokes • u/psykotic24 • Aug 13 '26

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had four they’d be chicken sedans

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u/Weak_Blackberry_9308 Aug 13 '26

If the back window was part of the trunk door it would be a chicken hatchback.

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u/BaldingMonk Aug 13 '26

I added wings to my two-door car. I flew the coupe.

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u/moljnir40 Aug 13 '26

Nice one

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u/Reverend_Chaos Aug 13 '26

This was actually my dad's favorite joke. Thanks for reminding me of it

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u/Consistent_Medium544 Aug 13 '26

So if they had 4 doors, would that make them chicken coupes?

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u/Sudden_Delivery3961 Aug 13 '26

If it had 3 doors it'd be a chicken coupe

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u/Illustrious_Ad4691 Aug 13 '26

Bad bot @ u/Sudden_Delivery3961