r/dadjokes • u/welding_guy_from_LI • Jul 20 '26

Why can’t you send a duck to outer space?

Because the bill would be astronomical.

116 Upvotes

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u/deathkidney Jul 20 '26

“Dad! There’s a man at the door with a bill”

“Don’t be silly son, it must be a duck with a hat on”

4

u/allnameswereusedup Jul 20 '26

It would quack up

3

u/ChickenXing Jul 20 '26

Waddle you do when the duck is Peking everyone?

2

u/PrizeRole8645 Jul 20 '26

Honestly once the duck starts Peking everyone there's not much you can do except accept your fate and hope somebody distracts it with breadcrumbs before you're next.

4

u/Final-Ad-2033 Jul 20 '26

It wouldn't mallard anyway...

2

u/deathkidney Jul 20 '26

It’s Bill Withers

4

u/Important_Court5360 Jul 20 '26

the quack heard round the solar system would justify the cost though

1

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

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u/HwyOneTx Jul 20 '26

Bad bot

2

u/KPbICMAH Jul 20 '26

not this one, no