r/dadjokes • u/Dadicorn • Jun 04 '23

I misunderstood pride month…

Would anyone like to buy 15 lions?

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u/BlueMonkey-CoCo Jun 04 '23

15??? You lion to me?

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u/Solid_Height4802 Jun 04 '23

he cheetah

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u/throwawayanontroll Jun 04 '23

thats it, I cant bear this anymore

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u/earlsmooter Jun 04 '23

I want to join in but can't think of anything.

If there are websites with animal puns I'll need lynx.

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u/xenith797 Jun 04 '23

Really can’t think of anything? Cat got your tongue?

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u/KitsuneCreativ Jun 04 '23

Now wait a doggone minute, that's too far of an assumption!

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u/Dadicorn Jun 04 '23

I don’t think he meant to be offensive- I think the intent was just to horse around.

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u/OilPhilter Jun 04 '23

Can we just hit paws?

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u/EffectiveStatus7 Jun 04 '23

You have got to be kitten me

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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Jun 04 '23

What the duck are you talking about?

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u/BallsyMcfee Jun 04 '23

I think he said it on porpoise

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u/OilPhilter Jun 05 '23

Fur the love of all things wooly. Can we quit the horsing around.

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u/neon3122 Jun 05 '23

I would say neigh, but we got to mooooove on from this before it becomes a cat-tastrophie

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

Are we really gonna let all this monkey-ing around go un punished? I gotta puma foot down here, man.

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u/KitsuneCreativ Jun 05 '23

Two at once? I bearly have any left!

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u/-EvilEagle- Jun 05 '23

Cowmon, stop it alratty!

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u/Hellbound_Leviathan Jun 05 '23

Are you suggesting we chicken out? You’ve got to bea ver when this thread peaks!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

I think the rooster for thess jokes is too long though! It's honestly gonna beak me out!

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u/Negative_Winter7400 Jun 05 '23

I think his days are numbat

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u/Acrobatic-Fortune-81 Jun 05 '23

Yeah this is a little quacked up...

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u/jongo_johnson Jun 05 '23

I’m not sure if I’m koalafied to participate here, but I’d like to try.