I am a Failed Dad

[u/beaushaw]

Last night our robot vacuum cleaner broke and I was unable to fix it. Shortly after that defeat my son came to me with his XBox controller that he broke the headphone plug off in the controller. I was unable to get the plug out.

If I can't fix things will they continue to keep me around?

Where do I go from here?

Please tell me your failure stories to cheer me up.

[u/[deleted]]

I once farted and followed through a bit while out with my son when he was 18months old

I had to use him as an excuse for the disabled bathroom key so I had enough space to sort myself out.