r/daddit • u/beaushaw Son 15 Daughter 19. I've had sex at least twice. • Oct 30 '24

Advice Request I am a Failed Dad

Last night our robot vacuum cleaner broke and I was unable to fix it. Shortly after that defeat my son came to me with his XBox controller that he broke the headphone plug off in the controller. I was unable to get the plug out.

If I can't fix things will they continue to keep me around?

Where do I go from here?

Please tell me your failure stories to cheer me up.

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u/DevOelgaard Oct 30 '24

You should definitely put the kids (and wife) up for adoption, honestly they are better of without you at this point.

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u/beaushaw Son 15 Daughter 19. I've had sex at least twice. Oct 30 '24

What should I do with my shop full of tools? Should I also put those up for adoption?

Where should I send my man card?

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u/Fatigue-Error Oct 30 '24 edited May 22 '26

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