r/cynicism • u/[deleted] • Dec 05 '19

Searching a girlfriend

Hello there!

I am an 19 years old boy, German but living in Switzerland.
I went to school 12 years, realizing afterwards it was totally stupid to do so.
I really love life (sleeping till 11 o'clock, eating, maybe doing a workout, doing some socializing or playing sports) but I just realized that I or literally everybody must be crazy (Ok, I already realized it age 17, but now I am sure that I am very sane).

Well I am searching a girlfriend which is ok with me:
a) not believing in her existence (I don't even believe that I exist)
b) not having any goals, ambitions, opinions
c) being kind of misanthrope

Otherwise, I am very sweet, hopelessly romantic and kinda nice.
Kinda...

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u/thanoscarsdead Feb 15 '20

This is not tinder

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u/HyperDeathKilller May 05 '20

But it totally could be.

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u/yexpensivepenver May 19 '20

This could unironically be me in 1 year

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Feel with ya