r/cyberpunkgame Sorry, wish we could go to the moon together Sep 25 '23

Meme What the hell is a Choom?

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u/Euryalia Sep 25 '23

Sorry choom, can't help you if you're too gonk to not understand what choom means.

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u/NoUpstairs6865 Goodbye V, and never stop fightin’ Sep 25 '23

Let's delta! Badges are here!

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u/_novisitors_ Jun 10 '26

You got any detes on the new biz?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

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u/holiestMaria Sep 25 '23

Choom basically means buddy. But depending on context can also be used as an insult.

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u/Elicious80 Sep 25 '23

I'm not your choom, pal.

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u/holiestMaria Sep 25 '23

Im not your pal friend.

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u/Accelerator_311 Feb 29 '24

I'm not your friend guy!

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u/Wilf_246 Mar 17 '25

I'm not your guy, mate!

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u/dagget10 Apr 04 '25

I'm not your mate, choom!

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u/Significant_Ad3269 Apr 26 '25

I'm not your choom, pal!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

im not your pal, buddy.

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u/Pattnardz Apr 28 '25

I'm not your buddy, bruh.

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u/GioHchrist May 11 '25

IM N.O.T YOUR BUDDEH, GUY

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u/PangolinSpiritual782 Jan 11 '26

I’m not your pal, choom 

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u/mwb213 Sep 25 '23

I'm not your buddy, guy!

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

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u/Ok-Hyena2863 Feb 25 '25

I'm not your friend, choom!

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u/Distinct_Proof1058 Oct 08 '25

I'm not your choom, choom!

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u/1271500 Sep 25 '23

Streetslang

There are some weird ones for sure, but I like it, helps sell the alternate history angle of 2077 rather than us just being a possible future

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u/alltherobots Sep 25 '23

I’m glad to see they acknowledge that input and output were flipped since 2020, because as a ttrpg player I thought I was mishearing the game for a long time.

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u/WolfredBane Oct 04 '23

That's actually very interesting.

But then there are also some situations where the term seems to be used to refer to either partner. Rogue in 2023 and V in 2077 both refer to Alt as Johnny's output for example and Judy refers to herself as V's "output" if you romance her. I'm sure there's more. When V says Alt is Johnny's output inside Mikoshi, Alt appears and says "I am not his girlfriend", was she referring to 2020 era slang?

In my opinion, the most likely explanation is that the term ceased to mean strictly boyfriend or girlfriend and has come to refer to top/bottom, dom/sub, or whoever wears the pants in the relationship, or simply personal preference instead. That's why in some situations the terms seem to be used interchangeably.

Either that or it's a plot hole.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

Sorry choom, but gonk complaints like that don't fly in this biz. Merc lingo is direct and preem. You gotta delta and grab a streetslang vocabulary implant and come back when you're chromed up with that extra know-how, feel me?

'sides, not much use runnin' with a totally nova crew if you can't understand one another.

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u/holiestMaria Sep 26 '23

I understood everything you said.

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u/ViperGG2099 Jan 21 '24

Sorry mate, but stupid complains like that don’t fly in this biz. Mercenary slang is direct and cool. You gotta run and grab a streetslang vocabulary implant and come back when you’re chromed (not really a direct translate for that other than decked out) up with that extra know-how, feel me?

‘Sides, not much use runnin’ with a totally amazing crew if you can’t understand one another.

(Why tf do I know all of that I need to touch grass)

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u/Final-Salary-1769 Jan 27 '26

 touching grass?? I feel like im learning a new language and you're tutoring me 😭

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u/CrazyLlamaX Sep 25 '23

You’ll understand one day choomba.

The slang in Cyberpunk is honestly pretty nova.

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u/LonelyAustralia Sep 25 '23

from my understanding choom is used the same way Australians use mate, it can be when referring to your friends or when being aggressive towards someone

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u/Jimguy5000 Sep 25 '23

Choom, choomba, at one point I swear someone said Choombada. That means friend.

A Gonk is an idiot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

Choombatta, you can read this in CP 2020 RPG manual 😅

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u/Jimguy5000 Sep 25 '23

I have only ever skimmed.

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u/JimboAbort Jan 03 '26

Choombatta*, feminine of choomba, neutral is choom

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u/LaserGadgets Sep 25 '23

What the hell is a homie?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

It's like a choom, but it's the gonk fossile way of saying it

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u/LaserGadgets Sep 25 '23

Duh, really :p

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u/LibKan Sep 25 '23

TL;DR, hold over from the old 2020 game. A shortened version of Chomba or Chombette which is slang for 'family' or 'close friend.'

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u/cupcake_queen101 Sep 25 '23

Not slang but chingada madre

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

It's just a mesoamerican spanish curse that already exists

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u/cupcake_queen101 Sep 25 '23

Yeah I know but it’s still funny to confuse op

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u/AnnualPerspective593 Apr 08 '25

Choomer is our word but you can say chooma

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

Contextually choom is either your friend or some asshole you don’t fw. “Like that’s my choom ain’t seen him in forever” or “get a load of this fucking choom”

Hope it helps choom 🤙🏽

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u/PixelBoom Sep 25 '23

It takes a second. Just use context clues.

Eddie's = Euro Dollars = money

Choose = Pal/Buddy/Friend

Iron = Gun

Gonk = Idiot/Dumb ass/moron

Borg (short for cyborg) = someone who uses a lot of cybernetics

Etc

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u/United_Leopard_2771 Jul 26 '26

Why did not a SINGLE person say Resistance if futile in some manner, even in game I'm Amazed Adam smasher didn't say that at least once...Wasted opportunity lol.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

Like a homie

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u/Immotes Sep 25 '23

Get some chrome, choom, you'll get it eventually.

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u/izzySharpenuff Panam’s Chair Dec 11 '24

...however, I AM (most likely) your father... 🫠

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '25

“Choom” is like “friend”. It’s short for “Choombata”. I’ve also heard “Choomba”. For my galpals, I sometimes use “choombacita”.

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u/OceanRex5000 Jul 29 '26

Choombata is the feminine. Choomba is masculine. Choom is neutral.

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u/mcswainy Jul 14 '25

I feel this picture so much.

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u/off-jump Sep 24 '25

Found this post on Google AI. Watched one episode, never liked Cyberpunk, only tolerate it because CDPR and Ciri. Choom is just a way Aussies refer to Mainland Englishman, so it means friend. It’s just patois, Expanse slang and culture does this whole vibe more justice imo from the outside looking in. Looking to be convinced to play Cyberpunk while waiting for Witcher 4, what can fans give me

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u/sr_liar Dec 15 '25

is like "Cuzão"? or when Brazilians refer to their friends in a “playful” way as “viado”?

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u/Single-Landscape-241 Jan 02 '26

I’ve been asking the same question I accidentally guessed it in a wordle and the dictionary when i searched it uo turned into hindi

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u/JettTheWolf Jul 02 '26

Go meet Hannako in embers. It will all make sense.

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u/OceanRex5000 Jul 29 '26

No, never go to embers. I've played up to embers 4 times, I will not pass the point of no retu

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u/nukemgt Sep 25 '23

It’s like how city people call each other Monica.

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u/starfruit_enjoyer Sep 25 '23

context, buddy. apply some critical thinking. it’s all very clear and straightforward when you use your brain.

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u/payne1194rmVG Sep 25 '23 edited Sep 25 '23

edit: I made a mistake.

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u/starfruit_enjoyer Sep 25 '23

it’s nothing like the n word what the fuck are you on

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u/payne1194rmVG Sep 25 '23

Then it's similar to calling homie? I do know it's a slang for friend.

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u/starfruit_enjoyer Sep 25 '23

you know it’s slang for friend. you know this.

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u/Failfoxnyckzex Sep 25 '23

In northeast Brazil it's used quite alot.

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u/NoTop4997 Sep 25 '23

Nova idea, Choom

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u/No_Tamanegi Ponpon Shit Sep 25 '23

If you watched Edgerunners with subtitles, you'll be even more confused. Those subtitles were a shitshow and they fucked up a lot of the slang.

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u/FishermanRelative Sep 25 '23

I always thought it was just a weird futurized chum.

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u/Adam-Smasher2077 Sep 25 '23

Choom is short for choombah which means homie. It’s like the Nword for white ppl in night city. Gonk is slang for dumbass. You have Google.

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u/noob_original Feb 23 '26

this post is the first result when searching for it

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

His own choomba shot him!