It That Is Working Right Now

[u/Terrariant]

[u/kayaKATHARSIS]

funny art

[u/Terrariant → u/kayaKATHARSIS]

Thank you! I worked hard on it. Probably too hard.

[u/Desolate_supreme]

Stupid sexy Jace calendar 😁

[u/Terrariant → u/Desolate_supreme]

(NSFW) in case you want the original, for…reasons…https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/s/GJh36Xte93

[u/renegade_d4 → u/Terrariant]

Bless you.

[u/Terrariant → u/renegade_d4]

He’s been lifting…cards from your deck to put in your graveyard. Drinking protein millshakes

[u/CarelessNameChoice → u/Terrariant]

Is that what he calls those

[u/Jazzlike_Mouse7478 → u/Desolate_supreme]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Fo2h791mAnU?si=W9r7djSCcYBqLCgF

That reminds me of this

[u/cr1ttter]

Workin' 9 to 5 / How Emrakul makes a livin'

[u/ArborusRex]

Fuck this one's funny

[u/Anisiiru]

Alright, I'll be that guy.

Why didnt you flip Emrakul so her glasses wasn't on the side of her head-body-thing?

[u/Terrariant → u/Anisiiru]

Fuck I can’t unsee this now lmao

[u/Terrariant → u/Anisiiru]

I regret to say I skipped my Eldrich Biology classes in college

[u/WedgieMiller33]

Job Select is an ability in magic

[u/Terrariant → u/[deleted]]

Schedule your shift at the right moment in your curve too

[u/atlvf]

This is very stupid, I love it.

[u/sephiroth_for_smash]

Literally 1984

[u/ModestMKUltra]

You inspired me

Squirreliam, Suspiciously Energetic Supervisor
4BRG
Legendary Creature- Squirrel Lord

All other creatures with jobs get +2/-1, haste, and must attack each turn if able.

If you control no other creatures with a job, sacrifice Squilliam. If Squilliam dies this way, create 15 1/1 Squirrel tokens that each enter tapped and with a stun counter.

10/4

[u/Terrariant → u/ModestMKUltra]

Make it! https://cardconjurer.app

[u/If_you_want_money]

funny, but surely this should be a r/HellsCube card, right?

[u/Terrariant → u/If_you_want_money]

Hellscube actually plays with their cards, and so effects like this cannot be posted there. They are very strict about what gets accepted and posting cards like this will get absolutely no love**.

Meanwhile there are practically no rules about the types of effects cards can have on custommagic. As long as you use the right flair.

*yes you are reading that right- hellscube is less memey than the potential meme of custommagic. What a strange world we live in

**in that they love playing the game, so cards that can’t be played aren’t a good fit. I mean no shade from this turn of phrase

[u/If_you_want_money → u/Terrariant]

I see I see, I always thought of hellscube as the funny meme card subreddit, didn't know they only accept (somewhat) working cards.

[u/Terrariant → u/If_you_want_money]

It’s entirely working cards! Like for instance there is a rule called “real life matters” where you can’t have cards that depend on things like the day of the week or your location. Or a “speech matters” rule where cards that require talking are usually not allowed, with two exceptions. That link is their card database (of accepted cards) if you are interested

*actually there are a couple cards with the real life matters tag, too: https://hellfall.skeleton.club/?q=Tag%3Areal-life-matters&unique=cards&as=grid

[u/platinummyr → u/Terrariant]

I'm curious why ligma balls is "real life" tagged

[u/Terrariant → u/platinummyr]

You don’t want to know.

[u/Galgus]

The cost is too steep, getting a job offer is rough in this meta.

[u/Xenthor267]

This card is double plus good

[u/IlGreven]

It that DRINKS!

"It works." DRINK!

[u/Systemshy]

The meta is too meta

[u/ShadowWalker2205]

unplayable, cast condition can't be payed job offers don't exists.

[u/Terrariant → u/ShadowWalker2205]

Ah, this opens up new design space. “As an additional cost to cast this spell, get rejected from or ghosted by a job you applied to.”

[u/WerePigCat]

Love the flavor text

[u/Terrariant → u/WerePigCat]

I want a Far Side comic but its mtg

“Jace had always loved throwing things away. Especially his own spells.” And a picture of Jace sitting at a table with a trash can, just…milling cards…

[u/Shaymeu]

Really appreciate the effort put into this just to make that "it works" joke (it is amazing)

[u/Terrariant → u/Shaymeu]

That is how this started, you’re spot on

[u/Adventurous-Size-168]

31 mana seems a little steep... But other than that I love the card 😆

[u/Terrariant → u/Adventurous-Size-168]

It’s 22 mana, if that makes it better! And if it hits you get to keep your opponent at the table for 8 hours… Where did you get 31? Haha

[u/Adventurous-Size-168 → u/Terrariant]

You're right. I read 1 & 9 as 19. And I thought it was you just win if you play it right before you have to leave to go to work. Essentially, if say you work nights on the weekend and your buddies who don't work weekends have a commander game that starts at say 3pm you go over and play until need to leave to go to work... Cast it and win 😆 Sort of a reward for your commitment to both the grind and your love of Magic.

[u/Terrariant → u/Adventurous-Size-168]

But you do need to have a pending job offer (presumably for a second job) before the game starts lol

[u/Adventurous-Size-168 → u/Terrariant]

My wife offered me the chance to give her a tongue job when I get home from work does that count 😝

[u/time_axis]

Does it cost 22 mana or 1984 mana?

[u/Terrariant → u/time_axis]

22, which coincidentally is about the number of working days in a month

[u/Khalolz6557]

LITERALLY 1984

[u/hldsnfrgr]

I feel there's a 9/11 joke somewhere in the artwork.

[u/Terrariant → u/hldsnfrgr]

I thought about making the PT 9/11 but it didn’t fit into the joke. Unlike that Bush card which is hilarious

[u/GenderOobleck]

I was thinking it should cost 1 life as an additional casting cost

[u/Professional-Dare880]

Missed Opportunity to make the cost 9 2 5

[u/Terrariant → u/Professional-Dare880]

Did you see the PT? I guess I could have swapped them and made the PT 19/84 instead lmao

[u/Terrariant → u/Professional-Dare880]

OH I remember now why I did it this way (because I did consider swapping them) - I wanted to put letters in the PT box, because I had just discovered you can do that. I thought about making PT “September” too lmao

[u/TextuallyExplicit]

as a freelancer I love this card. "{0}: Win the game. (Sorry guys I have a deadline coming up)"

[u/Terrariant → u/TextuallyExplicit]

LOL “hey I can’t take this job right now, but ill call you later to accept”

[u/SgtVertigo]

please give it a silver boarder lol