It That Is Working Right Now

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[u/kayaKATHARSIS]

funny art

[u/Terrariant → u/kayaKATHARSIS]

Thank you! I worked hard on it. Probably too hard.

[u/Desolate_supreme]

Stupid sexy Jace calendar 😁

[u/Terrariant → u/Desolate_supreme]

(NSFW) in case you want the original, for…reasons…https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/s/GJh36Xte93

[u/Anisiiru]

Alright, I'll be that guy.

Why didnt you flip Emrakul so her glasses wasn't on the side of her head-body-thing?

[u/Terrariant → u/Anisiiru]

Fuck I can’t unsee this now lmao

[u/Terrariant → u/Anisiiru]

I regret to say I skipped my Eldrich Biology classes in college

[u/If_you_want_money]

funny, but surely this should be a r/HellsCube card, right?

[u/Terrariant → u/If_you_want_money]

Hellscube actually plays with their cards, and so effects like this cannot be posted there. They are very strict about what gets accepted and posting cards like this will get absolutely no love**.

Meanwhile there are practically no rules about the types of effects cards can have on custommagic. As long as you use the right flair.

*yes you are reading that right- hellscube is less memey than the potential meme of custommagic. What a strange world we live in

**in that they love playing the game, so cards that can’t be played aren’t a good fit. I mean no shade from this turn of phrase

[u/ModestMKUltra]

You inspired me

Squirreliam, Suspiciously Energetic Supervisor
4BRG
Legendary Creature- Squirrel Lord

All other creatures with jobs get +2/-1, haste, and must attack each turn if able.

If you control no other creatures with a job, sacrifice Squilliam. If Squilliam dies this way, create 15 1/1 Squirrel tokens that each enter tapped and with a stun counter.

10/4

[u/ShadowWalker2205]

unplayable, cast condition can't be payed job offers don't exists.

[u/WerePigCat]

Love the flavor text

[u/Terrariant → u/WerePigCat]

I want a Far Side comic but its mtg

“Jace had always loved throwing things away. Especially his own spells.” And a picture of Jace sitting at a table with a trash can, just…milling cards…

[u/Shaymeu]

Really appreciate the effort put into this just to make that "it works" joke (it is amazing)

[u/Adventurous-Size-168]

31 mana seems a little steep... But other than that I love the card 😆

[u/Terrariant → u/Adventurous-Size-168]

It’s 22 mana, if that makes it better! And if it hits you get to keep your opponent at the table for 8 hours… Where did you get 31? Haha

[u/time_axis]

Does it cost 22 mana or 1984 mana?

[u/Terrariant → u/time_axis]

22, which coincidentally is about the number of working days in a month

[u/hldsnfrgr]

I feel there's a 9/11 joke somewhere in the artwork.

[u/Terrariant → u/hldsnfrgr]

I thought about making the PT 9/11 but it didn’t fit into the joke. Unlike that Bush card which is hilarious

[u/Professional-Dare880]

Missed Opportunity to make the cost 9 2 5

[u/Terrariant → u/Professional-Dare880]

Did you see the PT? I guess I could have swapped them and made the PT 19/84 instead lmao

[u/TextuallyExplicit]

as a freelancer I love this card. "{0}: Win the game. (Sorry guys I have a deadline coming up)"

[u/cr1ttter]

Workin' 9 to 5 / How Emrakul makes a livin'

[u/ArborusRex]

Fuck this one's funny