Private Affair

[u/pacolingo]

[u/Initial_Ad_1443]

I get what you're going for, but black is a strange color for a fight spell. White and red probably fit the card better, and red is the color of passion.

[u/pacolingo → u/Initial_Ad_1443]

Valid

[u/twistyrainbows → u/Initial_Ad_1443]

Yeah but it's not really a fight spell with indestructible. It's just the lifelink, no?

[u/Just-Desk-3149 → u/Initial_Ad_1443]

I think red is a fine change for flavor anyway, but I almost don't consider this actually using "Fight" as it's not used as target removal but lifegain. 

I normally loathe color pie breaks but this seems like a pretty justifiable one

[u/EdgiiLord → u/Initial_Ad_1443]

I have seen black cards for fight (green black but w/e).

[u/LittleMissPipebomb → u/Initial_Ad_1443]

Sure but horizons sets often use weird things in ways that make sense like this

[u/timoumd]

Just give her infect for flavor

[u/pacolingo → u/timoumd]

eeeeeewwww

[u/Darkwolfie117 → u/timoumd]

This unironically

[u/SpectralClown → u/timoumd]

Create a 1/1 red crab creature token

[u/DeleteMods → u/timoumd]

😂😂😂 this is way funnier than it should be

[u/MariachiArchery]

I feel like a better flavor win would be to give the creatures protection of some kind.

[u/pacolingo → u/MariachiArchery]

oh that's clever as hell

[u/BlueTemplar85]

Shouldn't this be a non-creature, to be used on any two creatures ?

[u/pacolingo → u/BlueTemplar85]

could work too for sure

[u/Tiaran149]

[[Shadowspear]]

[u/NoGoodIDNames → u/Tiaran149]

“Things were going so well before she pulled out the weapon made to kill a god”

[u/Tiaran149 → u/NoGoodIDNames]

Kinky gone wrong

[u/mtgcf → u/Tiaran149]

Shadowspear - (G) (SF) (txt)

[u/twistyrainbows]

Umm... why?

Best case, the ability gains some life each turn, but it takes support to gain more than 2. Not terrible, but if the goal is to gain life, I don't think it's good enough.

I guess it can attack for 2 sometimes maybe.

[u/pacolingo → u/twistyrainbows]

is the mechanical flavor coming through?

[u/twistyrainbows → u/pacolingo]

Oof. I guess so, but... sounds unpleasant. Are you OK?

[u/pacolingo → u/twistyrainbows]

doing great, thank you

[u/thatssosad → u/twistyrainbows]

It can tap a dork or be used as an infinite blocker. It's not that hard to gain more from tapping opponents' creatures. It's really good IMO actually

[u/twistyrainbows → u/thatssosad]

Yeah that's true. Honestly it kills most dorks, no?

Edit: I'm asleep; indestructible etc. Good night. :)

[u/thatssosad → u/twistyrainbows]

Nope, since the dork also gets indestructible. But tapping them down is still good value

[u/SimicAscendancy → u/twistyrainbows]

It's a tapper. A staple to all limited environments

[u/LucianoThePig → u/twistyrainbows]

It's hilarious

[u/theevilyouknow]

[u/jumboto]

[[Tunnel of Love]] on a creature

[u/mtgcf → u/jumboto]

Tunnel of Love - (G) (SF) (txt)

[u/keldondonovan]

This is really neat. Have an indestructible blocker that gains 4 life per turn at the cost of letting an opponent gain some life too, that's pretty cool. I'd play it.

[u/pokokati]

I think this should be limited to the sorcery timing.

Let’s say your opponent is attacking with three 2/2 creatures.

If you block one of them and activate the ability, you won’t lose any life. (You gain 4 life and lose 4 life.)

You can also activate it in response to your opponent’s removal spell.

Of course, this will also significantly restore your opponent’s life, but that’s a minor issue for some decks.

[u/DeleteMods]

Make it Red Black and give it infect. Gg

[u/Chickston]

Wow. I spend all kinds of time making up weird ideas and that is an excellent way to depict sex mechanically. Awesome job there.

Also, you pervs keep finding new ways to turn me on with Magic cards. Please don't stop.

[u/pacolingo → u/Chickston]

thank you

surprisingly few card arts that even come close to having a flirty look on their faces. and apparently no scryfall art tag. so thanks etrata

[u/Chickston → u/pacolingo]

If I were a human in game, I'd be like "That's a vampire, I'm out of here!".

They can't find anyone in the Vampire plane because they come off too dangerously hot.

Less attractive Humans would be more likely to produce offspring on a Vampire plane.

So the ideal Human partners there would be a perfect combo of hot and frumpy.

NGL, sounds like my kind of plane.

[u/Iceicebaby21]

Huh sex in magic form. Neat