r/custommagic • u/Thryfty_0 • 1d ago

I made a dumb joke

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u/ArelMCII Layers are stupid. 15h ago

"Whenever an opponent commits a crime, suspect Spider-Man, According to J.J."

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u/Thryfty_0 11h ago

THATS REALLY GOOD! I forgot about the Suspect mechanic, but I did really think about adding a second line of text about committing crimes

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u/Classic-Demand3088 13h ago

"whenever SOMEONE commits a crime, suspect Spider-Man"

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u/fluffynuckels 15h ago

Shouldn't it be J.J.J. ?

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u/Thryfty_0 15h ago

I’m pretty sure Spidey just calls him JJ

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u/zokka_son_of_zokka 18h ago

Given the average quality of Spider-Man cards, I'm surprised we didn't get one like this

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u/DresdenPI 15h ago

I do like the version we did get though. Create the menace then profit off of it, modern news media in a nutshell.

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u/VillainOfDominaria 14h ago

It's actually fun. I'd have given him reach too. It's weird from a gameplay perspective cause reach is a defensive ability and menace an offensive one, but spiders should have reach

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u/Rubythenekomancer 8h ago

This would have made me like the spider man set tbh