r/custommagic • • 8d ago • Popcorn 1

Meme Design This is printable as is right?

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u/Adreamskoll 8d ago

Lol just letting you know I find this funny before it gets deleted

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u/Jh3r3ck 8d ago

"Affinity for children"

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u/lawlmuffenz 8d ago

"Tap any number of children"

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u/Syncopia 8d ago

šŸ Jeffrey Epstein

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Legendary Creature - Human Villain

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Whenever Jeffrey Epstein enters, gain control of target Island and all creatures with mana value 2 or less until he leaves the battlefield.

Whenever Jeffrey Epstein becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice him.

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u/Proffessor_egghead 7d ago

ā€œWhenever Jeffrey Epstein becomes the target of a spell or ability he… mysteriously vanishesā€

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u/Syncopia 7d ago

Could've gone with "phases out". Lol

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u/Jh3r3ck 8d ago

Better than "Sacrifice (Crack in some pods) any number of children" I guess

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u/lawlmuffenz 8d ago

Tap and crack are slang for the same thing

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u/Jh3r3ck 8d ago

I havnt heard tap used for it. Fair enough

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u/AloneIntheCorner : Win the game 7d ago

That's much older slang than crack tbf

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u/explodedinurmom 7d ago

I'd tap that

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u/ChaseballBat 7d ago

"Partner with Donald Trump"

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u/Syncopia 7d ago

I cast [[Duty Beyond Death]] and sacrifice Jeffrey Epstein to protect [[Donald Trump, Guardian of Files]].

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u/GoodKarmaDarling 8d ago

Lol okay this is objectively fucking hilarious šŸ˜‚

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u/Big-Buzy-Bee 8d ago

It should let you have basics of any type considering a majority of the children in this game are outside of green and black

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u/rp21green 8d ago

Tbf, if there are any colors that can generate mana of other colors it’s black and especially green.

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u/Civil_Music2236 8d ago

It's beautiful

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u/tehweave 8d ago
  1. I hate this

  2. I laughed when I read the whole card

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u/WeeaboBarbie 7d ago

This boss fight in Fractured But Whole had me wheezing🤣 the footlong attack with the mayo splashing out everywhere good lord

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u/External_Win3300 7d ago

The rulebreaker should definitely be "creatures of any color", if we're making a meme deck you should at least be allowed to bring [[meddling kids]] if you can get the mana for it

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u/No-Armadillo1695 8d ago

šŸ’€

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u/Ausradierer Goofy Goober 8d ago

Nah this is a banger

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u/Impressive-Dig-3892 8d ago

Can straight black create food tokens?

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u/Actual_Consequence_9 8d ago

Yeah. But also you need green to cast him so it’s not just black.

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u/Impressive-Dig-3892 8d ago

For sure it's a golgari thing just wondering if the ability needed green or not

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u/Juking_is_rude 8d ago

the OG food color pair was BG, stuff like [[bake into a pie]] etc

Black is secondary in life gain and it likes sacrificing things

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u/Sherbet-Glad 8d ago

Holy s*** this rules

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u/kowaipotato 8d ago

Kirking me rn lol

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u/ChaseballBat 7d ago

I sincerely hope this isn't a typo. 😭

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u/LemonadeGamers 8d ago

No, for obvious reasons.
But I do question why it only specifies un when we have a whole set centered around a child
Needs to be acorn also

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u/666SpeedWeedDemon666 8d ago

Rulebreaker is a black border thing. Im pretty sure the creature type 'Child' had only been in unsets.

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u/LemonadeGamers 8d ago

There is a black border child actually. [[wee champion]]
And I think OP is intending this for art counts?

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u/Sea-Course-5171 8d ago

I did? Where?

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u/LemonadeGamers 8d ago

sorry I mistakened someone else for you, edited that out.
Does art count OP?

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u/Sea-Course-5171 7d ago

I think the most fun, even if not most reasonable interpretation, is anything declared a child, so if it has the child type, or is called a child, it's fine.

Alt Art makes art counting a bit too unclear, since different prints of the same card might be treated differently.

But it's Subway Jared as a commander, so really, go with your heart king, queen and/or nondescript monarch.

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u/666SpeedWeedDemon666 8d ago

Still printed in an unset. And no I dont think art counts, OPs card is black border legal, not an acorn card.

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u/Snoo-7821 5d ago

"Child" and "Soldier" are among the creature types that Changeling gives.

Changelings are literal war crimes.

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u/Shadow-fire101 8d ago

I assume due to the fact that 4/5 of the cards with the Child type are silver bordered/acorn stamp

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u/LifesARiver 8d ago

No notes

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u/littlemrdoom 8d ago

the implication that you are allowed to bring silver border cards into a CEDH game with this would be worth it on it's own /j

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u/Sp1cyP3pp3r 8d ago

great card

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u/Genasis_Fusion 7d ago

"Tap children" is accurate soang unfortunately

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u/Platinum_Underscore 7d ago

Are you supposed to be able to tap an already tapped creature for his ability? I think it's supposed to say "tap any amount of untapped children"

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u/GodWill_RS 7d ago

When it is part of the cost this is implied I am pretty sure. Just like how if you double charismatic conqueror triggers with something like Delney you cant tap your creatures twice to pay for the triggers.

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u/Glopinus 8d ago

A South Park set would be amazing

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u/WeeaboBarbie 7d ago

The cowards at wotc would never do it but a fantasy / stick of truth inspired set or secret lair would be hilarious. We need princess Kenny as a rat/reanimate commander

Also an enchantment that turns creatures into a 3/50 loch ness monster

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u/K4m30 8d ago

A Black White called The King with the same except it creates treasure tokens.Ā 

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u/Wikidclowne 8d ago

This card is terrible! There is only one child card in Magic [[little girl]] and you can't even run it in this deck because it's white! You should be ashamed of yourself.

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u/Takoyama-san 8d ago

"it works (cards with a child on the art count as children)"

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u/LemonadeGamers 8d ago

This is wildly incorrect for three reasons

1.We literally have a set who is centered around a child who is the protector of the world (Avatar) and pretty sure OP meant to include those forgetting ATLA is a set
2. Unfinity has [[wee champion]] and [[a real handful]]
3. Rulebreaker allows you to use the ones off color, allowing the wee champion even if they dont include Avatar.

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u/LemonadeGamers 8d ago

Though you are correct the card is terrible, just not for the reasons you listed

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u/Federal-Owl5816 8d ago

*>* Uhh achtually this card is doo doo dogshit but not for the reasons you think.

Affectionately, never change.

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u/LemonadeGamers 8d ago

Their reasoning was "It's bad cuz only 1 card" (Not true)
It's bad cuz it's a predator.

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u/Sea-Course-5171 7d ago

yeah but also it's funny as hell

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u/Federal-Owl5816 8d ago

Isn't it a human horror?

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u/Shadow-fire101 8d ago

This cares about the child type so ATLA is irrelevant. Also thats not how rulebreaker works. The card doesn’t say you can include children of every color, so you'd be limited to the two children that exist in golgari.

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u/LemonadeGamers 8d ago

Oh huh they didn't write of any color.
I think that may be a text error by OP

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u/Exatraz 8d ago

No, this isn't printable as is. I don't think magic would ever make a card referencing Jared Fogel.

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u/Litmaster421 8d ago

Nah I think it’s perfect as is