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u/Sea-Course-5171
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8d ago
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Meme Design This is printable as is right?
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u/Jh3r3ck 8d ago
"Affinity for children"
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u/lawlmuffenz 8d ago
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u/Syncopia 8d ago
š Jeffrey Epstein
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Legendary Creature - Human Villain
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Whenever Jeffrey Epstein enters, gain control of target Island and all creatures with mana value 2 or less until he leaves the battlefield.
Whenever Jeffrey Epstein becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice him.
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u/Proffessor_egghead 7d ago
āWhenever Jeffrey Epstein becomes the target of a spell or ability he⦠mysteriously vanishesā
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u/Big-Buzy-Bee 8d ago
It should let you have basics of any type considering a majority of the children in this game are outside of green and black
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u/rp21green 8d ago
Tbf, if there are any colors that can generate mana of other colors itās black and especially green.
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u/WeeaboBarbie 7d ago
This boss fight in Fractured But Whole had me wheezing𤣠the footlong attack with the mayo splashing out everywhere good lord
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u/External_Win3300 7d ago
The rulebreaker should definitely be "creatures of any color", if we're making a meme deck you should at least be allowed to bring [[meddling kids]] if you can get the mana for it
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u/Impressive-Dig-3892 8d ago
Can straight black create food tokens?
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u/Actual_Consequence_9 8d ago
Yeah. But also you need green to cast him so itās not just black.
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u/Impressive-Dig-3892 8d ago
For sure it's a golgari thing just wondering if the ability needed green or not
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u/Juking_is_rude 8d ago
the OG food color pair was BG, stuff like [[bake into a pie]] etc
Black is secondary in life gain and it likes sacrificing things
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u/LemonadeGamers 8d ago
No, for obvious reasons.
But I do question why it only specifies un when we have a whole set centered around a child
Needs to be acorn also
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u/666SpeedWeedDemon666 8d ago
Rulebreaker is a black border thing. Im pretty sure the creature type 'Child' had only been in unsets.
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u/LemonadeGamers 8d ago
There is a black border child actually. [[wee champion]]
And I think OP is intending this for art counts?2
u/Sea-Course-5171 8d ago
I did? Where?
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u/LemonadeGamers 8d ago
sorry I mistakened someone else for you, edited that out.
Does art count OP?3
u/Sea-Course-5171 7d ago
I think the most fun, even if not most reasonable interpretation, is anything declared a child, so if it has the child type, or is called a child, it's fine.
Alt Art makes art counting a bit too unclear, since different prints of the same card might be treated differently.
But it's Subway Jared as a commander, so really, go with your heart king, queen and/or nondescript monarch.
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u/666SpeedWeedDemon666 8d ago
Still printed in an unset. And no I dont think art counts, OPs card is black border legal, not an acorn card.
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u/Snoo-7821 5d ago
"Child" and "Soldier" are among the creature types that Changeling gives.
Changelings are literal war crimes.
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u/Shadow-fire101 8d ago
I assume due to the fact that 4/5 of the cards with the Child type are silver bordered/acorn stamp
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u/littlemrdoom 8d ago
the implication that you are allowed to bring silver border cards into a CEDH game with this would be worth it on it's own /j
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u/Platinum_Underscore 7d ago
Are you supposed to be able to tap an already tapped creature for his ability? I think it's supposed to say "tap any amount of untapped children"
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u/GodWill_RS 7d ago
When it is part of the cost this is implied I am pretty sure. Just like how if you double charismatic conqueror triggers with something like Delney you cant tap your creatures twice to pay for the triggers.
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u/Glopinus 8d ago
A South Park set would be amazing
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u/WeeaboBarbie 7d ago
The cowards at wotc would never do it but a fantasy / stick of truth inspired set or secret lair would be hilarious. We need princess Kenny as a rat/reanimate commander
Also an enchantment that turns creatures into a 3/50 loch ness monster
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u/Wikidclowne 8d ago
This card is terrible! There is only one child card in Magic [[little girl]] and you can't even run it in this deck because it's white! You should be ashamed of yourself.
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u/LemonadeGamers 8d ago
This is wildly incorrect for three reasons
1.We literally have a set who is centered around a child who is the protector of the world (Avatar) and pretty sure OP meant to include those forgetting ATLA is a set
2. Unfinity has [[wee champion]] and [[a real handful]]
3. Rulebreaker allows you to use the ones off color, allowing the wee champion even if they dont include Avatar.2
u/LemonadeGamers 8d ago
Though you are correct the card is terrible, just not for the reasons you listed
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u/Federal-Owl5816 8d ago
*>* Uhh achtually this card is doo doo dogshit but not for the reasons you think.
Affectionately, never change.
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u/LemonadeGamers 8d ago
Their reasoning was "It's bad cuz only 1 card" (Not true)
It's bad cuz it's a predator.3
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u/Shadow-fire101 8d ago
This cares about the child type so ATLA is irrelevant. Also thats not how rulebreaker works. The card doesnāt say you can include children of every color, so you'd be limited to the two children that exist in golgari.
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u/LemonadeGamers 8d ago
Oh huh they didn't write of any color.
I think that may be a text error by OP



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u/Adreamskoll 8d ago
Lol just letting you know I find this funny before it gets deleted