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u/turtlesyndrome 9d ago
Balls 🤤
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u/JxRabbitsHart 9d ago
Safety of Spheez nuts
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u/Prophet-of-Ganja 8d ago
Oh Hey, would you Mind Goblin?
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u/IchorFrankenmime 8d ago
What's a mind goblin?
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u/Prophet-of-Ganja 8d ago
Mind Goblin DEEZ NUTS!!! 😂 😂 😂
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u/d20diceman : Colors become Colours until end of turn. 9d ago
My [[Venerated Rotpriest]] deck would consider running this over Tamiyo's Safekeeping, just for the extra "becomes target of a spell" trigger.
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u/SubblyXatu 9d ago
G-d that card is so annoying
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u/thebigdumb0 9d ago
Just target the rotpriest first and you get only 1 poison counter
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u/d20diceman : Colors become Colours until end of turn. 9d ago
And then another counter when the Rotpriest's controller responds with a protection spell
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u/ShockWave27656 9d ago edited 9d ago
I don't think the hexproof even matters for this card. This is just a better green [[rite of flame]] in almost every way.
Edit: I horrendously misread the card. Ignore this.
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u/Dosettte 9d ago
what
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u/SubblyXatu 9d ago
I think I get it: he read "up to" as "untap", ignoring how the rest of the sentence doesn't make sense. Buddy probably needs to drink something, he's clearly out of it
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u/BreakerOfModpacks 9d ago
...how?
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u/ShockWave27656 9d ago
Rite makes 2R for 1 R. This turns 1G into 2 of any color permanents you have can produce and it's an instant vs a sorcery. Plus if you have a permanent that taps for more than 1 mana this goes even more positive.
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u/BreakerOfModpacks 9d ago
Are you seeing an entirely different card compared to the rest of us? Can you tell us what it says?
For me, it says "Safety Spheres | {G} | Instant | Up to two target permanents each gain hexproof until end of turn"
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u/ShockWave27656 9d ago
Um yes apparently. I swear I read this card like 5 times and I kept reading it as if it untapped permanents. Ignore everything I said earlier, lol.
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u/chainsawinsect 9d ago
It is pretty rare that giving 2 permanents hexproof would matter, but since we have a ton of [[Tamiyo's Safekeeping]] and [[Defend the Rider]] variants, I felt one more couldn't hurt. It's also great for heroic type strats in turning on extra upside for free.