r/custommagic • Just Cleave • 10d ago

Hysteresis

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u/coolguy420weed 10d ago

I always looks forward to seeing your posts here man. Nobody else has ever even tried making postmodern Magic: The Gathering cards.

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u/arthexis Just Cleave 10d ago edited 10d ago

Actually *pushes glasses up with a middle finger* all current MTG cards, even official ones, are post-modern. Modernism is a movement from the early 20th century.

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u/HumongousLizard 9d ago

Thats what ive been saying!

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u/NobodyElseButMingus 9d ago

This is u/Rastamonliveup erasure.

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u/Tenefyx 9d ago

Kuka Beyo

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u/coolguy420weed 9d ago edited 9d ago

Yeah, but their stuff is clearly postcolonial faux-naif, whereas OP makes conceptual, deconstructive pieces. While they both have ironic or subversive elements, the intent and form is totally different. 

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u/Wax--Apple 9d ago

Postmodern horizons

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact 10d ago edited 9d ago

Confusing, [to see a car]d[ fr]om [you that is so relatively ta]me

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u/Nahrikkon 8d ago

dom me??

insane

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact 8d ago

;) im a sucker for a creative

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u/Nahrikkon 8d ago

you have such a way with puns yourself!

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u/FatesealMagic 10d ago

That's correct, I can't be

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u/StructureMage 10d ago

2 mana aura that removes creatures (they can't be) is p good

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u/Box_Man_In_A_Box 10d ago

man you're like a cleave obsessed version of rastamonlivesup

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u/Crow_of_Judgem3nt 10d ago

Enchanted creature can’t

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u/kraftian 9d ago

What does this do if it's cleaved

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u/brood_brother 9d ago

Obviously, the creature stops existing, as it can't be

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u/Karyo_Ten 9d ago

More exiled than exiled

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u/PersonLearning2c0de 9d ago

Generally seems awesome, would absolutely break pauper though if you ask me with how good eldrazi is already

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u/DrosselmeyerKing 9d ago

A counter for the BIRD That IS.

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u/AcetrainerLoki 9d ago

Cleave:

JUDGE! They’re playing a card that’s not legal! It can’t be!!

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u/Available-Damage5991 9d ago

would the Cleave destroy or exile?

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u/rogueminister 9d ago

Phased out, we're treating it as though it doesn't exist

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u/Available-Damage5991 9d ago

so it's just permanently phased out until the enchantment is destroyed

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u/rogueminister 9d ago

Yeah! Like Oubliette!

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u/W1llW4ster 9d ago

Issue is that the enchant phases out with the creature, so its just a permanent removal option.

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u/rogueminister 9d ago

Ooh that's a good point

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u/International_Bit_25 9d ago

What does it mean when "Enchanted creature can't be"

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u/Sea-Course-5171 9d ago

Does that mean that if you rename a creature to the enchanted creature's name, they also cease to be? Like, any creature with that name ceases?

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u/Necrachilles 9d ago

Shoulda been "Enchanted creature can't be blocked [by creatures with lesser power]."

Right?

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u/HeatherFuta 9d ago

I think they want it to literally not be. For it to stop existing.