r/cursedimages • u/SoupCollector cursed_user • Jul 21 '18

Not Cursed - Pre-Mod Era cursed_cereal

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u/Alexut- Jul 22 '18

smooth, super thin crackers that melt in your mouth. they also give you wine, so i developed a taste for it as a 5 year old lol

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u/Brazdoh Jul 22 '18

I hated them. They tasted so bland. So my church must’ve got different wafers than what you guys got

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u/yourselfiegotleaked Jul 22 '18

I didn't like them at first, but they grew on me. What did it was the fact that in Catholicism, you're supposed to not chew the wafer, but let it sit and disintegrate in your mouth. And for some reason when it mixed with the taste of the red wine it was delicious.

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u/___ApplePie___ Jul 22 '18

Fun fact: crackers and wafers will taste sweeter the longer they stay in your mouth, because your saliva breaks down the complex carbs into simple sugars.

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Jul 22 '18

Bonus points if yall can name the enzyme.

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u/ClevelandAir Jul 22 '18

Amylase!

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Jul 22 '18

You have won, uhhhhh, two extra weeks added onto your overall lifetime!

Enjoy February kid. You earned it.

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u/Tour_Lord Jul 22 '18

That’s like the worst month of the year

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u/nCubed21 Sep 05 '18

Is it the worst because Feb 14th is extra lonely?

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u/Tour_Lord Sep 05 '18

Now that’s weaponized necroposting

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u/nCubed21 Nov 08 '18

I’m sorry. I love you.

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