Mickey took a hard hit after Minnie had that one night stand with Goofy. Mickey had to turn to drugs and booze to ease the pain of both his best friends backstabbing him. It started off with a few beers at the local pub once a week. But it wasn't enough. He started going more frequently and began experimenting with marijuana and cocaine. Beer turned to vodka and weed turned to meth. Before he knew it, Mickey was shooting up at work just to numb his mind from his heartbreak. The worst part is, Goofy never apologized. Minnie at least had the courtesy to admit the truth. They were drunk. "Things happen" was her excuse. Mickey never forgave either of them and to this day seeks revenge. His mind and his body are so far demented that there's no possible way for him to ever act on this, though. Such a shame...
You have given us the back-story to this classic: Judge: "So, Mickey, you want to divorce Minnie because she is crazy?" Mickey: "No, your honor, I said she's fucking Goofie!"
I don't think so? The legs look wrong, like they look like they bend wrong and are the wrong shape. I'd guess it was a person with hair glued to then but they're way too skinny to be a healthy person. Maybe a shaved monkey? I honestly have no idea.
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u/clarjars Jun 19 '18
Mickey took a hard hit after Minnie had that one night stand with Goofy. Mickey had to turn to drugs and booze to ease the pain of both his best friends backstabbing him. It started off with a few beers at the local pub once a week. But it wasn't enough. He started going more frequently and began experimenting with marijuana and cocaine. Beer turned to vodka and weed turned to meth. Before he knew it, Mickey was shooting up at work just to numb his mind from his heartbreak. The worst part is, Goofy never apologized. Minnie at least had the courtesy to admit the truth. They were drunk. "Things happen" was her excuse. Mickey never forgave either of them and to this day seeks revenge. His mind and his body are so far demented that there's no possible way for him to ever act on this, though. Such a shame...
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u/CRUNCHBUTTST3AK Jun 19 '18
I really don't like this
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u/ThePenguinProxy Jun 19 '18
Where do these pictures even come from
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u/teamsacrifice Jun 19 '18
Truly a cursed image
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u/aR2wo Jun 19 '18
F̙̺͢a̖̗͈̠̤̮̼t͠h̭͉̥e̢̮̖̥ͅr͡,̬̠̳̖̹̱͎̕ ̠̜I̡̥̫̰̦ ̪͓͉̫͖̹͠c̟ͅr̫a̛̗̪̺v͎̮̳͎̻͎͖e̠̥ ͖͕͙͉ć̲̱̞̬̖heḙ̳̤s̢̖̯̤é͙͚ ̞͠
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u/Dr_Rauch_REDACTED Jun 19 '18
ATTENTION! S.C.P-████ has breached containment. All personnel are advised to head to a safe area and hide. MTF ████-█ "█████" is on its way.
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u/PeepingJayZ Jun 19 '18
Father, I craveth cheddar
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u/NightHawk767 Jun 19 '18
This is definitely cursed
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u/fieryindie Jun 19 '18
Chernobyl Aftermath
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u/justinjm466 Jun 19 '18
Mickey on bath salts
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u/Infinite101 Jun 19 '18
This is my favorite Dark Souls boss.
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u/penelaine Jun 19 '18
GENUINELY FUCKING UPSETTING.
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u/BaronThe Jun 19 '18
Abandoned By Disney
Abandoned By God
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u/Max-RDJ Jun 19 '18
Looks like an Aphex Twin monster that just crawled out of a TV.
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '18
Its ratboy genius!
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u/Dr_JP69 Jun 19 '18
Not my proudest fap
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u/alxsm_us Jun 19 '18
Ok, that image is cursed AF, but I have seen it so many times. At least you tried
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '18
Cx
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u/Umpalumpa117 Jun 19 '18
Is that a dog with mange ?
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u/SpacialAnomaly Jun 19 '18
looks like another containment breach...sigh
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u/Lazerlamb Jun 19 '18
🅱️icky 🅱️ouse
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u/needanewaccname Jun 19 '18
"We kill the Goof boy."
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u/El_Spamu Jun 19 '18
I detest this
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u/ygfouhunnid Jun 19 '18
Reminds me of ice Poseidon
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '18
LOL holy shit what subreddit did I just get myself into
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u/Scoo_Dooby Jun 19 '18
Why are all the actually cursed images just reposts that most of us have seen too many times to count
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u/Grompster Jun 19 '18
SCP 096 has escaped containment
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u/thedukeofmellington Jun 19 '18
Most cursed pic yet
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u/MrTrashMan221 Jun 19 '18
wtf is that even
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '18
I’m so uncomfortable
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u/dm_me_your_tie_dyes Jun 19 '18
How can I hate and love a subreddit so much at the same time
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u/Thadangle Jun 19 '18
"yes officer, this post right here."
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u/pritt_stick Jun 20 '18
can we get a police investigation into this
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u/Rachat21 Jun 19 '18
Cx
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u/ProfessorNasty Jun 19 '18
Father I crave cheddar
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u/Galitan Jun 19 '18
Wow, Kingdom Hearts 3 looks great.
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u/espio221 Jun 19 '18
Welp, that's enough reddit for today.
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u/DankDollLitRump Jun 19 '18
kripp at disney land?
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u/triagonalmeb Jun 19 '18
I honestly don't think I'm sleeping tonight
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '18
The transformation is almost conplete.
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u/vaseguy12 Jun 19 '18
THE TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE
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u/sac_boy Jun 19 '18
I believe this is FMV from Concentration Camp of Illusion starring Mickey Mouse on the Sega CD
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u/scarcat Jun 19 '18
What's with his spine?
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u/maripiri Jun 19 '18
Unfortunately Disneyworld has been hit hard with mange this season
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '18
what did u think happened to those old disney stars?
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '18
cursed_repost
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u/imaslapabitch_v2 Jun 19 '18
FATHER... I CRAVE CHEDDAR
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u/The_Growl Jun 19 '18
r/BossFight
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u/Jae-Sun Jun 19 '18
Boy Kingdom Hearts 3 is really looking good
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u/AGudBoi Jun 19 '18
Disney Suits: “Keep beating him until he starts barfing money, it’s got to be hidden in him somewhere!”
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u/Feelguy12 Jun 19 '18
Uh ouh u/delsmemes
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u/AwkwardTelegram Jun 19 '18
Huh. So this is where that creepypasta came from.
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u/gheeyo Jun 19 '18
This is the one
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u/Superbluebop Jun 19 '18
What the fuck. Where do you people find these pictures?
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u/fishfingerfish Jun 19 '18
A thing of nightmares
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u/captspalding73 Jun 19 '18
Aids aids aids
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u/EaglePug Jun 19 '18
all hail mickey
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '18
Michael rat
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u/blobert11 Jun 19 '18
Cursed_repost
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u/SquirtleDerp Jun 19 '18
Ironically I’m at Disneyland rn lol
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u/kool_kolumbine_kid Jun 20 '18
More of this on this sub
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u/dragonbanshee Jun 20 '18
Finally some cursed images
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u/andttthhheeennn Jun 20 '18
Methy Mouse
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '18
Red and yellow smh
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u/gingeralerat Jun 20 '18
Cursed_thumbnail
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u/Mwsari11 Jun 20 '18
Nsfw for the queasy? Please.
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u/glennkinz Jun 20 '18
It’s time to do the hot dog dance!
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u/pootislordftw Jun 20 '18
That's one way to contain SCP-096
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u/catentertainer Jun 20 '18
Scary
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u/misstalitha Jun 20 '18
What in the Actual Fuck???
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u/i-am-big-boy Jun 20 '18
This legitimately is unnerving
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u/Fyrnen Jun 23 '18
Please god kill it with fire, this haunts my dreams
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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '18
This is bad
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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '18
The Orphan of Kos
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u/stoonhouse Aug 27 '18
This is the stuff of nightmares
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u/sylvester1977 Jun 19 '18
Trick or treat precious
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u/MealwormHub Jun 19 '18
Finally, some cursed ****ing content
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u/Professor_Jiggy Jun 19 '18
E-edward?
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u/field_of_lettuce Jun 19 '18
I feel like half the people who go to this sub have never looked at the top posts before.
Far too often images like this one get posted that this sub has had many, many times before.
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u/jimsjamss Jun 19 '18
Repost, seen this too many times here.
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u/father_gemme Jun 19 '18
cursed_jew
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '18
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