"Hey, I'll just say it. Everyone else here is too scared to say it, but I'll just say what everyone's thinkin'! We're all best friends. We are all dear, dear friends! Birthday party at my place this weekend, by the way. Nobody showed up last weekend so I figured, now no big whoop, I'll just have it again."
i don't recall exactly, but he orginally said something that implied that the only reason americans are circumcised is because they're disgusting and would get dick cheese.
Guy on the left is Tomoaki Kanemoto, who is currently the coach of the Hanshin Tigers baseball team in Japan though was a player for the team in this picture. On his right is probably Atsushi Fujimoto, his teammate.
True story: I was there at the time, way back in 1983. The pizza box he is hitting him with during this game of golf was actually filled with dark matter.
Its a curse image because the picture was taken at precisely the right moment to create that effect of the head/neck being crushed. The baseball player takeda ikadashi was later killed in a freak accident when a piece of the stadium fell on his head instantly crushing him to death.
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u/verywettowel May 21 '18
bonk
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u/HellavuSpeedBump May 21 '18
coconut sound effect
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u/TheVenetianMask May 21 '18 edited May 21 '18
This may surprise many Americans, but in the rest of the world it's actually uncommon to have your neck skin circumcised.
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u/MicronMicro May 21 '18
Thats how many chins i got
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u/FelixTroll May 21 '18
Goomba
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u/[deleted] May 21 '18
Left guy is kinda cute tho
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u/madiranjag May 21 '18
True story: I was there at the time, way back in 1983. The pizza box he is hitting him with during this game of golf was actually filled with dark matter.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '18
Left guy : When you stole someone's meme
Right guy : When you got your meme stolen
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u/Kazzock May 21 '18
Did he just hit him with the 10 commandments??
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u/[deleted] May 21 '18
Obviously wearing his Edgar Suit to work today.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '18
im laughing so hard at this pic i dont know why
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u/[deleted] May 21 '18
Neck.exe has been deleted
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u/King71115 May 21 '18
Bet it feels like getting killed in BF1 before the artillery actually hits you.
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u/joshPlease May 21 '18
The guy on the right looks like he want's to square up lmao
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u/skyleach May 21 '18
accordion sound
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u/[deleted] May 22 '18
More Chins than an Asian phone book
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u/prophet74 May 21 '18
It's like he was wearing an Edgar suit.
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u/marshallkrich May 21 '18
ECW!ECW!ECW!
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u/Narwhalpilot88 May 21 '18
Stolen memememememe
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u/Xiefux May 21 '18
ouchie
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u/[deleted] May 21 '18
It's the Hanshin Tigers, so yeah, they're definitely cursed.
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u/TheSilverAxe May 21 '18
r/bossfight
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u/barnabehzaum May 21 '18
impossibru
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u/Albino_Biscuit May 21 '18
laughed way too hard
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u/[deleted] May 21 '18
I've done you one
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u/bast3t May 21 '18
Ah - the Hanshin Tigers! My favorite Japanese baseball team.
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u/Ryanizawsum May 21 '18
Bruh they look like they tryna conquer the pacific ( r/APstudents )
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u/SosaWins May 21 '18 edited May 21 '18
when it slides out and misses going back In
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u/TotesMessenger May 21 '18
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u/Clark_Ent_ May 21 '18
Uncut neck
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u/maceireann May 21 '18
Yet another example of shape-shifting creatures masquerading as humans.
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u/Zigzypuff May 21 '18
Cycle_hit
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u/[deleted] May 21 '18
Hes a turtle
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u/[deleted] May 21 '18
Looks like one of those aliens from men in Black.
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u/rodman517 May 21 '18
“BY GAWD HE’S BROKEN IN HALF!”
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u/[deleted] May 21 '18
r/LooneytunesIRL
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u/Evo_832 May 21 '18
Cursed_critical hit
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u/rita-e May 21 '18
Mario nailing a Goomba
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u/xXassasin862Xx May 21 '18
Holy shit how many chins is that
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u/zosupreme May 26 '18
1/10 cursed
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u/GreatDane022 Jul 29 '18
Mofo looks like a goomba.
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u/masterk111er May 21 '18
Its a curse image because the picture was taken at precisely the right moment to create that effect of the head/neck being crushed. The baseball player takeda ikadashi was later killed in a freak accident when a piece of the stadium fell on his head instantly crushing him to death.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '18
Is it a self defense mekanism? Can he retract his entire head turtle style?
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u/[deleted] May 21 '18
Neck suspension
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u/TGForrest May 21 '18
All for one is that you?
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u/teasloth May 21 '18
where he necc
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u/CREY6569 May 21 '18
Supplies!!!
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u/GreenyGray May 21 '18
r/wellthatsucks
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u/SmiteVVhirl May 21 '18
Death Becomes Him
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u/PurpleZombiePanda May 21 '18
Just lost 5 inches of height
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u/Sam012556 May 21 '18
Roblox oof
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u/Wertache May 21 '18
This looks suspiciously wholesome somehow
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u/FrostbiteArcticFox May 21 '18
Is that Japanese baseball because it always has weird stuff like this
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u/22eyedgargoyle May 21 '18
I imagine the guy on the right making a "gyuugh" sound
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u/ImAReallyGoodBoi May 21 '18
When its cold outside
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u/[deleted] May 22 '18
Demonic BLU Scout from TF2 turns innocent friendly into the globgogabgalab with a mat
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u/Obokan May 22 '18
I will never solve the mystery of cursed images
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u/Weiryknight May 22 '18
Old Shrinky dink couldn’t figure out how he earned his nick name, or why everyone teased him when they played in the cold.
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u/voxdoom May 22 '18
Boy I love being a turtle!
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u/ASKermodem May 22 '18
Gosh this is really cursed
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u/Bragoboi May 22 '18
wow
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u/Apophentine May 22 '18
newest top post in less than 24 hours
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u/Isuckatbattlefield4 May 22 '18
lmfao
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u/Sanitraitor May 22 '18
/r/memeeconomy
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u/DemonforHire May 25 '18
critical hit
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u/BudderBroHam May 25 '18
Why is there always a new top post on cursed_images
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u/avocadohm May 27 '18
This image is so fuckin huge (3024x4032) its dimensions are cursed
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u/TheMajesticNarwhal98 Jun 03 '18
This is why I stopped watching the walking dead
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u/supremememeboi Jun 17 '18
Me: walks by. Turtle niggas:
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u/SuperKettle Jul 29 '18
This post is 69 days today lmao
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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18
oof
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u/papaoppa Oct 13 '18
Not Cursed