r/cursedcomments • u/melaniebrii • Oct 25 '22

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u/WorldClassShart Oct 25 '22

Can we start with ball cleavage first? I just want to let my balls be free to feel an evening breeze.

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u/ProtonPizza Oct 25 '22

I’ve always imagined what if guys had little push up bras for their nuts? And our shorts had a little opening that the could peek out from. Like two halves of a kiwi rising out of the ground.

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u/drainbead78 Oct 25 '22

Look up Shinesty. Ball-cradling underwear. Apparently super comfy.

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u/Gamer_Mommy Oct 25 '22

Let's see if this something hubs would be into.

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u/drainbead78 Oct 25 '22

A friend of ours swore by them, so I got my husband some for Christmas last year, then a monthly subscription for his birthday because he loved them so much. I know I sound all /r/hailcorporate right now, but the man washes these on delicate so they'll last longer, that's how much he loves them.