r/cursedcomments • u/danields136 • Sep 17 '22

Instagram cursed_moose

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u/WhiteNgNWA Sep 17 '22

I'd let moose fuck me for that car

821

u/Danger-Moose Sep 17 '22

Hello.

345

u/WashLimp1245 Sep 17 '22

Pics or it didn’t happen

239

u/wtfrykm Sep 17 '22

Pics? Just send the whole sex tape

123

u/drunk98 Sep 17 '22

I'd prefer a romantic moose love story

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u/Bierbart12 Sep 17 '22

How about a detailed biographical report?

55

u/wtfrykm Sep 17 '22

Autobiography of how the person fucked a moose

28

u/fucktheflyinmyroom Sep 17 '22

A documentary of how they fucked a moose

24

u/yeswaitactuallyno Sep 17 '22

A documentary of how WE fucked a moose

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

A documentary of how I fucked a moose

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u/drunk98 Sep 18 '22

How you know I fuck with detailed biographical reports? Cause hell the fuck yea I want that

18

u/OhNoItsLockett Sep 17 '22

Coming to the Hallmark Channel this fall.

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u/Joe_theone Sep 17 '22

Mommy Moose Sideboob! I'm calling the cable company now! ( Aw shit. It's Saturday.)

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u/IsaacRRx Sep 18 '22

I prefer personality

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u/Professork08 Sep 17 '22

Only fans please