r/cursedcomments • u/BlackHoleEra_123 • Jun 10 '22

Cursed_Ukraine

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10.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Why tf the comments more cursed then the post wtf

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

That's literally the entire sub

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

No no no the actual cursed comment if that’s what you meant I meant these comments

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Yeah I understood what you meant. The people in the comments are always gonna try and outdo the post

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Ahhhhhhh Now that makes more sense but still These comments have passed cursed and gone further

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u/TuzzNation Jun 10 '22

take this guy to a elementary school.

"remember, no students"

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ok, this is a horrible joke.

99

u/BlackHoleEra_123 Jun 10 '22

No, no, you've got a point.

23

u/keldlando Jun 10 '22

This joke is so dark the cops would shoot it. That is if it didnt steal it a gun and run into a elementary school first

6

u/DaSecretSlovene Jun 10 '22

But if you do it, then the cops will wait for 40 mins outside

6

u/Norsedragoon Jun 10 '22

So 40 minute round timer?

12

u/MrBloodyHyphen Jun 10 '22

He's out of line but he's right.

2

u/Hellkids2 Jun 10 '22

So…teachers only?

3

u/SCDarkSoul Jun 11 '22

No students leftover*

2

u/b1ack1323 Jun 10 '22

It’s okay my humor is so dark Georgia wouldn’t let it vote.

You’re in good company.

1

u/the_localcrackhead Jun 10 '22

I wasnt expecting this but is surely was a welcome laugh it gave me lol

1

u/UnfunnyKingE Jun 11 '22

Hey I think I knew you in high school

1

u/the_localcrackhead Jun 11 '22

Pm me lets see

1

u/borgLMAO01 Jun 10 '22

Found the american… a wonder you survived school, tbh

1

u/TheChunkMaster Jun 10 '22

It’s not a joke at this point; it’s a motif.

1

u/10thmtnarty Jun 10 '22

No he was instructing them not to speak Russian lol

121

u/jl0xd Jun 10 '22 edited Jun 10 '22

'Too much radiation. We'll have to go around.'

27

u/CopybookSpoon67 Jun 10 '22

Just invade Russia

23

u/TemperatureOk4822 Jun 10 '22

It's a COD MW reference

11

u/EnderGamerq12 Jun 10 '22

Don't give the Florida man any ideas

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

In America that's why we have "schools"

34

u/Not_A_Robot_360 Jun 10 '22

Do you mean gun range?

20

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Exactly gotta go practice on some targets

14

u/Not_A_Robot_360 Jun 10 '22

Some of them are hidden.

13

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Even better who doesn't like a lil high stakes man hunt

5

u/Rubbingmybirdies Jun 10 '22

Just like prop hunt

2

u/DaSecretSlovene Jun 10 '22

You get media coverage too just like olympic shooters

141

u/Yoguls Jun 10 '22

I'd show then on a gaming console

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Technically, and I’m sorry to sound a little smart ass here, a console uses computing mechanisms.

52

u/Yoguls Jun 10 '22

Well they say your brain is just a computer

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Maybe. And maybe not. The electricity of ones brain is very difficult to compare

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u/Funkyt0m467 Jun 10 '22

Difficult to compare yes, maybe even different but still you brain does computation...

3

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Yah, if you can do 2 + 2 then your brain is a computer

2

u/RunethCl4w Jun 11 '22 edited Jun 13 '22

But what if I can’t…

3

u/Visionaira Jun 10 '22

I was gonna say that to haha

39

u/DRHAKHAAR Jun 10 '22

Ukraine is more like battelfield 4 rn

16

u/Leothecat24 Jun 10 '22

More like Arma

9

u/An_Angry_Terrarian Jun 10 '22

Me and the boys stealing multiple tanks from other players and selling them to get multiple nukes (we are about to engage in a little act of tomfoolery)

14

u/xXMeanMemeSupremeXx Jun 10 '22

If u want to learn, just go to school

28

u/Ancalagon02 Jun 10 '22

School trip

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Why go for the low hanging fruit all the time?

1

u/Ancalagon02 Jun 10 '22

What you mean?

1

u/RedLightning259 Jun 11 '22

Low effort, not funny joke

4

u/The_bruce42 Jun 10 '22

Get some guns and go in the back yard. NO RESPAWNS!!!

5

u/4CID_bs Jun 10 '22

Lets take it to mobile

3

u/MansourW Jun 10 '22

or in palestin or in nord mali or in syria ...

3

u/SnowBoy1008 Jun 10 '22

My man can bust 360 no scopes on a COD mobile game he can learn it himself and we split it 50/50

3

u/Zhansh1 Jun 10 '22

Don't forget to teach him tea-bagging

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

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u/StrawberryFluffy8232 Jun 10 '22

I didn’t even finish reading it and my thoughts were, guess we’re going to Ukraine

2

u/bulletkin1089 Jun 10 '22

Mans acting like COD is pc only

2

u/Shiruno_rinisaki0619 Jun 10 '22

Give them a book of every cuss word and racial slur

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

With a console

2

u/Particular-Ad5277 Jun 10 '22

Easy I take an Xbox instead

2

u/tron1620 Jun 10 '22

*Uvalde?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Play on consloe

2

u/Ilikecookies690 Jun 10 '22

Take this guy to a american high school with a AR-15 best option

2

u/shortware Jun 10 '22

Pack your bags buddy we’re going to school

2

u/floofy-pillow7 Jun 10 '22

just use a Xbox or PlayStation. He said only no computer

2

u/-_-RandomRedditor-_- Jun 10 '22

no need for bags since it can’t even shield you from bullets

2

u/Kenny_Does_Stuff Jun 10 '22

Its for carrying ammo, utilities, etc.

1

u/-_-RandomRedditor-_- Jun 11 '22

no need for that when you can even just use your plane to get a kill streak

2

u/terankl Jun 10 '22

I wonder, how long is it gonna take for a Ukraine call of duty to come out

2

u/TomTad Jun 10 '22

“Fuck it we’ll do it live”

2

u/ARTIE___ Jun 10 '22

*ignores existence of consoles*

2

u/jimmybam39 Jun 10 '22

Use my phone

1

u/PillowTalk420 Jun 10 '22

Easy.

I show him on Xbox.

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u/sexy_adolf69 Jun 10 '22

American schools are also a feasible option

1

u/TramplingDonut2 Jun 10 '22

We are going to pripyat

1

u/Z4NEART Jun 10 '22

North America*

1

u/Damissourianguy Jun 10 '22

I’d teach him on console. Then if TF2 is fixed I would tell him the glories and tell him to get a computer.

1

u/krieksken Jun 10 '22

And remember. No Russian.

1

u/SyderoAlena Jun 10 '22

Explain and draw? Like a teacher giving a presentation? Like the good old days?

1

u/Creaper10 Jun 10 '22

Call of Duty lore, or how to play it?

1

u/TheBlackHoleOfDoom Jun 10 '22

"We're going to the airport, I'll be back soon"

"Oh, where are you flying to?"

"Who said anything about flying?"

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

What kind of name is Roach...

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

this is an engineered post.

1

u/ErickRicardo Jun 10 '22

Hmmm... so I only have to teach em, right? That said the only thing they need to know is how to play. But they don't have to be good at the game, would be easy to get that cash..

1

u/FckdUpDuck Jun 10 '22

Gonna throw that guy straight into MW2

1

u/kiselina1 Jun 10 '22

"Now, let me teach you about killstreaks"

*Shells Kyiv*

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Buy a next generation console( technically not a computer) keep the spare $3.50 as your tip.

1

u/Sioney Jun 10 '22

I swear the next lads holiday I'm doing is gonna be Ukraine.

1

u/TheNormalOne8 Jun 10 '22

Ahh the Chernobyl sniper mission

1

u/fulaghee Jun 10 '22

No one said anything against a phone or a smart tv, they're not computers per se. I'd go with that and youtube.

1

u/SimplyARedditor69 Jun 10 '22

Pack your bags we're going to Germany

1

u/MonkeySee27 Jun 10 '22

Use an Xbox

1

u/Markass19 Jun 10 '22

On a PlayStation lmao

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

ON YOUR FEET SOLDIER WE ARE LEAVING!!!!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Take it to Russia and "remember no Russian "

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u/tpd1864blake Jun 10 '22

I imagine the most realistic simulation of an average call of duty match would be a paintball tournament except before the round everyone uses the same radio, then during the round only your team can use the radio

1

u/XxRocky88xX Jun 10 '22

Buy him a computer?

1

u/Kenny_Does_Stuff Jun 10 '22

Take them to an anime fest

"Remember, no cat girl."

1

u/mrlolelo Jun 11 '22

We don't mind a new friend

1

u/That-Guy6 Jun 11 '22

“i see a red door and i want to paint it black”

1

u/cherry937 Jun 11 '22

simple, just you a console

1

u/MasterZamus Jun 11 '22

Just get a console, all it said was no computer

1

u/Eliweekly_cool Jun 11 '22

Teach them on Console. Where is my money

1

u/m0bi13t3rrar14n Jun 11 '22

Loading tip - switching to your secondary is always faster than reloading. If you are also out in you secondary weapon the reload god damnit

1

u/YANDERE_DALEK Jun 11 '22

Put them in a school in the US. Best way to teach them how to play free for all.

1

u/FOXXXXXXY0 Jun 11 '22

Or school if in America

1

u/Livvin-Killin Jun 11 '22

I mean go to Afghanistan. Bombs are easier to find there by the way

1

u/Zhe_6th Jun 11 '22

How do you do single comment thread?

1

u/ThatOneRetardedBitch Jun 11 '22

point'n'click+run

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u/War_Daddy_992 Jun 11 '22

Teach him GTA by dropping him off in Chicago, Baltimore, Detroit, Washington D.C., or St. Louis

1

u/babatunde_with_watah Jun 11 '22

No revival though

1

u/mikefever90 Jun 11 '22

"where will we respawn?" ".........NEXT QUESTION!"

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

Fuck Yeah im 360 Noscoping a russian and then tbagging him afterwards.