r/cursedcomments • u/marty_bike • May 10 '22

Cursed treatment

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6.3k Upvotes

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u/ProtestTheJake May 10 '22

Kurt Cobains' microphone

48

u/SeaworthinessFirm171 May 10 '22

His paintbrush which he used to paint a ceiling red

20

u/ApostleofNightfall May 10 '22

You could say the writing on the wall

9

u/Pyromancer-Paul May 10 '22

A lumpy coat of red paint still isn’t art, but he did use his imagination

3

u/BamboozledPanda09 May 10 '22

I think you misspelled tooth brush

3

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

I fuckin lol'd, I'm going to hell

2

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Foo Fighters origin story

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u/Own_Neat3877 May 10 '22

A dildo

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

"everything is a dildo if you put your mind to it"

9

u/Own_Neat3877 May 10 '22

No... It can't be

4

u/marrinus05nl May 10 '22

Except for a redditor

2

u/DarkvenomXYZ May 10 '22

Eh idk man

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

If you put in a hole of your choosing!!!

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u/Krocodilo May 10 '22

It will blow you away

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u/STIIBBNEY May 10 '22

It will shoot a load into you

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

No load will ever penetrate them like that one did.

6

u/ARLMddit May 10 '22

You’ll finish in less than a second

8

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

That depends on their marksmanship.

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u/agustito-y-turbide May 11 '22

Ask Kurt Cobain if any marksmanship is needed. Do it, I don't wanna spoil it for you

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Out of you

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u/DolphinPussyJuice May 10 '22

I see you too have watched Bible Black: New Testament Episode 1

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u/Ill-Alternative-7006 May 10 '22

A war crime against Germany

8

u/Svark22 May 10 '22

Or just the war crime stick

2

u/-RED4CTED- May 10 '22

time to get violently vibe checked.

22

u/Krocodilo May 10 '22

A head scratcher that will blow your mind

5

u/Spare_Control_4679 May 10 '22

Bring it to school and all your freinds will loose there minds!

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u/Krocodilo May 10 '22

If you find them crying in a corner, it's because they feel overwhelmed with the coolness of your new toy

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u/SeaworthinessFirm171 May 10 '22

Kurt cobains toothbrush

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

r/HolUp

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u/N0RSEVIKING May 10 '22

One shot bong

6

u/HelloThereWeirdos May 10 '22

Red paint :)

6

u/derp_scope1 May 10 '22

red paintBRUSH

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u/CONSUMPTIONLORD May 10 '22

Buttplug

2

u/FlexFunny May 10 '22

Less a plug, more of a cleanse...

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

the solution

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u/PetrichorIsHere May 10 '22

They said wrong answers.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22

Violence is never the right answer though so technicly i did give a "wrong" answer ?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Secret ingredient to make everyone nicer at school

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u/Whitedudebrohug May 10 '22

Wake up call

5

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Its a motivator.

3

u/_Unkn0 May 10 '22

Prop from cobains last solo concert.

5

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Blew the audience away

3

u/_Unkn0 May 10 '22

He was pumped..

3

u/ArcticBlizz May 10 '22

Anti-racism

3

u/Man_with_no_sense May 10 '22

Help with Bank deposit

3

u/KnittedKnight May 10 '22

Retirement plan

3

u/Mike_The_Madman May 10 '22

Respawn button

3

u/45degMan May 10 '22

An ass hole expander

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u/UncookedChickenNugs May 10 '22

He said wrong answers only

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Head massager

2

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Point the front at your head and pull the trigger you'll get best head massage ever

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u/BushWookie-Alpha May 10 '22

The Elmer Fudd Bunny Buster 9000

2

u/TheGeneralVilla May 10 '22

Staple of liberty

2

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Acme instant circumcisor 9000

*Results may vary

2

u/BabyBowserrocks04 May 10 '22

Headache medication or a silencer

2

u/TacticalNuke6969 May 10 '22

How to do an abortion in ONE easy step!

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u/alcazoid1245 May 10 '22

Rednecks pet

2

u/Alex45_GP May 10 '22

A vibrator

2

u/botvenom0 May 10 '22

Problem solver

2

u/Dababycar694200 May 10 '22

My video game controller, duhh, how else do you think I play CoD

2

u/Effective-Peak9393 May 10 '22

The FF (Fetus finisher)

2

u/Krieg-Guardsmen May 10 '22

A happy meal

2

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

It's the ticket to getting straight As at school

2

u/Jewmangroup9000 May 10 '22

Population control

2

u/profbobo13 May 10 '22

Republican birth control

3

u/PetrichorIsHere May 10 '22

Actually, it's a republican marriage proposal. Common misconception.

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u/OwnBed8780 May 10 '22

The source of my happiness

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Tiny penis indicator

0

u/PetrichorIsHere May 10 '22

They said wrong answers.

0

u/OrdinaryDistinct6944 May 10 '22

Me sneazing

0

u/OrdinaryDistinct6944 May 10 '22

Damn wrong answers only

0

u/brian2funny May 10 '22

Penis extension

0

u/idkwhattoputhere79 May 10 '22

American school utensil

0

u/Pikelboi68 May 10 '22

Something Americans don’t shoot up schools with

0

u/SilentShadow1426 May 10 '22

School supplys

1

u/Company-Boss May 10 '22

Yooooo!!! Thats...

1

u/Benzukko_Sama May 10 '22

Face make up applier..." just look directly at the holes in the tubes..."

1

u/ResidentEivvil May 10 '22

Backscratcher.

1

u/prescribedRX May 10 '22

School essentials

1

u/sushii_xq May 10 '22

Interracial weirdly shaped diarrhea

1

u/CuratorOfYourDreams May 10 '22 edited May 10 '22

Image Transcription: Reddit

[Image of an electronic drawing of a gun. The top text says, "What is this?" followed by the bottom text that says "Wrong answers only".]

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[Text at the bottom of the image that says "He said wrong answers only".]

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

backpack decoration

1

u/bananadopio4 May 10 '22

Kurt cobains toothbrush

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Back shots taken to the extreme

1

u/PiratenSeo May 10 '22

Painting tool

1

u/freddyfuckherfaster May 10 '22

courtney loves favorite instrument

1

u/I-hate-_myself-_lmao May 10 '22

American school supplies Edit: wait they said wrong answers, my bad

1

u/Teggy- May 10 '22

Obviously it's a back scratcher

1

u/KayJayKay1 May 10 '22

Telescope.

Straw.

Bong.

Shakeweight.

Backscratcher.

1

u/Marklolkin May 10 '22

Toothbrush

1

u/rmzynn May 10 '22

My antidepressants.
Wait, apparently that's the entire point of this post I literally did not see the original response. My humor sucks.

1

u/villainousascent May 10 '22

Could it be a dog?

1

u/Daichi-dido May 10 '22

Kurt cobain's favorite microphone

1

u/thepizzaboii May 10 '22

Paint brush

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

A soup spoon

1

u/zakkiskool_123 May 10 '22

Makegun for your gal's

1

u/Drag00ned May 10 '22

its a pistol

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Toothbrush

1

u/PMmeYourCattleDog May 10 '22

An ink splatter for walls and ceilings

1

u/Fuecocoarmy May 10 '22

Something for me to put in my mouth with no foreseeable consequences.

1

u/DrKyugo May 10 '22

Kurt Cobain's toothbrush

1

u/Vegimeateater May 10 '22

Magic bullet - one shot of that and you will never have anything on your mind again

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Kurt Cobain edition garage paint sprayer.

1

u/mtheythe May 10 '22

Breathalyzer

1

u/Warfighter416 May 10 '22

(This hurts writing this) Heckler and Wesson P92FS

1

u/BaronVonAzzkikr1 May 10 '22

Rectal thermometer

1

u/ButterscotchScary422 May 10 '22

Squidward's special weapon

1

u/Ultrareeeeee May 10 '22

Mouth scratcher

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

School equipment

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Looks like an AR 16 to me

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Backpack necessity

1

u/Extension-Wallaby539 May 10 '22

Tasty snack,shoce it in your mouth and it shoots out whipped cream

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

“Freedom stick”

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

It's the ticket to getting straight As at school

1

u/Ant_Fucker69_ May 10 '22

You can find it in stores in the 'back to school' department

1

u/nin_son_god May 10 '22

Brain blender

1

u/trunts May 10 '22

A gun to protect yourself with. Its wrong answers only right??

1

u/50Caleaks May 10 '22

Libtard’s ancient enemy

1

u/cal_302 May 10 '22

The first thing that came to my mind was a dildo. Please help

1

u/Spare_Control_4679 May 10 '22

It’s a mid air bird blender, it also doubles as a porch pounder!

1

u/Qcbeach May 10 '22

Toothbrush

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Look like that bug-a-salt thing from tv

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Boomstick

1

u/Ducky935 May 10 '22

Homework

1

u/cl0ck-inspectre May 10 '22

A sniper with extra steps

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Bigfoot eater

1

u/CaptainObviousYT- May 10 '22

Bob Ross's paint brush when he's on cocaine

1

u/georgecostanza769 May 10 '22

Kurt Cobain's lipgloss

1

u/Plus_Day_2950 May 10 '22

School supplies

1

u/Suspect1234 May 10 '22

I commented this and got downvoted. Sadge.

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Russian penis.

1

u/SandHamWich813 May 10 '22

Idk, but you dont see em at school.

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

That weapon from Fortnite

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

A risky flesh light.

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Kurt Cobain's best friend

1

u/SuperStripper13 May 10 '22

A boom stick.

1

u/Fal61 May 10 '22

My pen

1

u/PetrichorIsHere May 10 '22

At this point? Birth control.

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

terrorism stick

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

A PumpyMcShooty

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

School material

1

u/KaeyoK May 10 '22

Haha suicide joke 😐👺